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How Do you Guyz Do It??? You Married Guys?

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How Do you Guyz Do It??? You Married Guys?

Postby McTojo » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:40 pm

Is it better to be single and sexless or married and sexless??


Some of you in here are involved in sexless marriages. Some people are single and have no time nor interest in pursuing the opposite sex and as a result are sexless. I have known quite a few people to have gorgeous wives, but have nothing going on in the bedroom. Which is better? Are you married and sexed?

I would sure hate to be married to a relatively attractive Japanese girl and then later on she looses interest in sex. How do you guys with wives do it? How do you maintain? Having "J" wives and all, and not getting any at home. How do you get up and go to work in the morning and keep paying the bills? How can you be with someone who has no interest in any kind of physical intimacy whatsoever?

I couldn't stay married with somebody like that. And then throw kids in the mix, half kids at that. Share your secrets.
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Postby latinoinjapan » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:18 pm

McTojo wrote:Is it better to be single and sexless or married and sexless??
Some of you in here are involved in sexless marriages.....


I don't know what is best...both suck......it's really hard, dude....don't get me started...as soon as I married my J wife, she started coming up with excuses not to have sex and all sorts of rules around it: No shagging on weekdays..because we both work and have to get up early the next day, not monkey spanking on Friday night 'cause we're tired after the work week...no hiding the weasel on weekends 'cause we need to rest during the weekend, no nooky on Sat. night...cause her fave dramas are on...Sunday? Don't even ask...., plus no humping on the daytime...because it's daytime!...I may have been lucky if I got some on long holidays..you do the math...all this after we used to shag like bunnies BEFORE marriage...

Then one day she just told me she didn't like sex and didn't need it..."hugging is enough....," she said...I gave up on her about 2 years ago and had been getting some on the side for years anyway...then one day she asked why I had stopped 'asking for sex' and I replied I got tired of begging and getting rejected...so I just gave up....:smoking:

...any kids? Yes, one...she literally begged for Mini Me (forget the rules now) 'cause her friends decided to get pregnant at the same time and her parents "we're expecting us to mate soon..." ..after the + sign appeared, she wouldn't give me the time of day....:blush3:

...ahhh....:mad:
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Postby Greji » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:15 pm

McTojo wrote:Share your secrets.

You getting a wank off there, or something?
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Postby wuchan » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:54 pm

troll thread?
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Postby McTojo » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:57 pm

Really sorry to hear that. Yes. the mommy I'm banging told me the same thing about her husband. She said something just changed overnight in the bedroom. She just got sick to her stomach when her J-husband would make sexual advances at her. Something about his smell or the way he comes on to her just turned her off. With me sex was chemically and physically different...dunno.
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Postby IparryU » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:34 am

wuchan wrote:troll thread?


no, personal wank thread so he has new stories to get off on...

I would share mines... but this is not for the right deed...

Are you paying people per story?
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Postby McTojo » Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:50 am

I'm genuinely interested in peoples stories. I don't wank off to this kind of stuff.
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:24 am

McTojo wrote:Really sorry to hear that. Yes. the mommy I'm banging told me the same thing about her husband. She said something just changed overnight in the bedroom. She just got sick to her stomach when her J-husband would make sexual advances at her. Something about his smell or the way he comes on to her just turned her off. With me sex was chemically and physically different...dunno.


And you're helping to lead the Japanese free of us furyou fgs?
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Postby Coligny » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:21 pm

McTojo wrote:. With me sex was chemically and physically different...dunno.



Same here... but seks in the workshop is too dangerous these days, and we discovered it was just a punctured can of WD40 anyway...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:00 pm

Is it just me that read the thread title incorrectly, but how many of you guys really married guys?
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Postby McTojo » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:26 pm

It's called register Tommy. Look it up.
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Postby Coligny » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:42 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Is it just me that read the thread title incorrectly, but how many of you guys really married guys?


Unfortunately me, but open to any new offer, yearly income. north of 30 milliun yens, preferably living in countryside. Benz s-class or AMG, Audi only ok if RS or R8... can negotiate if only is A8... Must like cats... and speak english...
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:38 am

McTojo wrote:Is it better to be single and sexless or married and sexless??


Are these the only 2 options? Neither sound very appealing to me.

You know that if you are not getting sex, have you considered that you may not be any good at it.. :hehe:
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Postby IparryU » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:51 am

GomiGirl wrote:Are these the only 2 options? Neither sound very appealing to me.

You know that if you are not getting sex, have you considered that you may not be any good at it.. :hehe:


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Postby McTojo » Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:02 pm

I just finished having sex with a real woman like five minutes ago and I was damn good, let me tell you. Don't doubt me!
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Postby Iraira » Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:01 pm

McTojo wrote:I just finished having sex with a real woman like five minutes ago and I was damn good, let me tell you. Don't doubt me!


"Oh, babe, that was great...kimochikatta, ne...Hang on a sec, I gotta go log-in to FuckedGaijin.com and tell everyone I just had sex.":confused:
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Postby McTojo » Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:05 pm

I am the most open and transparent member on this forum. I lie about nothing. When they come back for more then there's no question how good I am in the sack.
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Postby sillygirl » Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:38 pm

Iraira wrote:"Oh, babe, that was great...kimochikatta, ne...Hang on a sec, I gotta go log-in to FuckedGaijin.com and tell everyone I just had sex.":confused:



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Postby Coligny » Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:34 pm

Iraira wrote:"Oh, babe, that was great...kimochikatta, ne...Hang on a sec, I gotta go log-in to FuckedGaijin.com and tell everyone I just had sex.":confused:


>>>You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Iraira again.


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Postby Jack » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:10 pm

We have 3 kids, have been married several years, and we still have sex several times a week. The wife can't get enough. But we do have sexless friends whose wives are Japanese. As one of them told us, I rather not have sex than have bad sex. Let's face it, most men don't know how to perform. There's a running joke with my wife and I when a friend told us that the best sex he ever had was when he did it 3 times in half an hour with his wife. We still laugh at that idiot.
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Postby McTojo » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:28 pm

You guys are lucky to maintain such passion, especially after 3 kids. Most men don't know how to perform? I'd say many J-women don't know how to perform, but 3 times in thirty minutes is absolutely absurd! It's not even funny.
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Postby Greji » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:37 pm

Jack wrote:We have 3 kids, have been married several years, and we still have sex several times a week. The wife can't get enough. But we do have sexless friends whose wives are Japanese. As one of them told us, I rather not have sex than have bad sex. Let's face it, most men don't know how to perform. There's a running joke with my wife and I when a friend told us that the best sex he ever had was when he did it 3 times in half an hour with his wife. We still laugh at that idiot.


Think I'll just take this excellent opportunity to slip into the loo for a wank...
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Postby Coligny » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:21 pm

Greji wrote:Think I'll just take this excellent opportunity to slip into the loo for a wank...
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Postby Greji » Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:38 am

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No fair. Coligny asked me first!
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Postby Coligny » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:11 pm

Greji wrote:No fair. Coligny asked me first!
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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:30 pm

Jack wrote:The wife can't get enough.

I guess you'd prefer it if she was getting it from you, though, huh?

Jack wrote:a friend told us that the best sex he ever had was when he did it 3 times in half an hour with his wife. We still laugh at that idiot.


It took me 15 years of marriage to do it to my wife three times. Mind you, I could do it three times in half an hour, too, provided the partner was different each time....
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Postby IparryU » Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:13 pm

McTojo wrote:You guys are lucky to maintain such passion, especially after 3 kids. Most men don't know how to perform? I'd say many J-women don't know how to perform, but 3 times in thirty minutes is absolutely absurd! It's not even funny.


I would take a good guess and say that sex is just like any sport, you have many who dont play it, a good amount who just play it from time to time and are so so at it, the vast majority who love the sport, watch it on TV, but rarely play it, and then the exceptional few who excelled above everyone starting from Junior High/High School.

The j-women you be with must be young or just not good... the ones i got were great in bed (yes including wify).... but like with some women, they just lay there... cant get off to that

3 times in 30 minutes... that is what we call, "shooting blanks" sorry for his partner, she must have got sick at staring at the wall for 30 minutes :lol:
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:49 pm

McTojo wrote:I just finished having sex with a real woman like five minutes ago and I was damn good, let me tell you. Don't doubt me!

And you have a picture to prove it, right?
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Reminds me of this guy

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