How Do you Guyz Do It??? You Married Guys?

[hurryharry]

.... I'd say many J-women don't know how to perform....

I actually disagree...I've bedded sisters from all corners of the world and I must say J-girls are among, if not the best, in the sack.. ...

...Chinese chicks have been the worst....I can forgive and actually welcome lack of experience, but the Chinese sisters I played hide the weasel with were cold and uncooperative...like sticking it in a sack of rice...


...in reality, any living creature with a functioning vagina is better that the wify that doesn't put out anyway...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Regardless of the nationality, I was useless at sex (I enjoyed it, though) until I discovered the key is making her feel good, which I learned through "South Park: The Movie," when the chef tells the kids to find the clitoris.
Sorry to be a holier than thou arrogant bastard guys, but there's no such thing as a woman who's a bad lay...the key to good sex is how good the bloke can make her feel. (Here endeth the lesson)

[Greji]

there's no such thing as a woman who's a bad lay...

The worst I ever had was nothing short of magnificent. Somebody mentioned a bag of rice? Hmmm, I feel a stiffy coming on......

[IkemenTommy]

Someone put the tight lid back on the braggadocio thread.

[rooboy]

Really sorry to hear that. Yes. the mommy I'm banging told me the same thing about her husband. With me sex was chemically and physically different...dunno.

You're saying you've had sex?!!!:eek:

I assumed like probably just about everybody else that you're a virgin.

[IparryU]

The worst I ever had was nothing short of magnificent. Somebody mentioned a bag of rice? Hmmm, I feel a stiffy coming on......

I prefer non sticky and short grain if I may. Also a lil dab of soy to give it some taste and a light brown shade makes it that much better.

[Samurai_Jerk]

I assumed like probably just about everybody else that you're a virgin.

I think you're projecting.

[Screwed Up Eyes]

[quote="McTojo"]How Do you Guyz Do It??? [/quote=McTojo]
Getting back to the original question, actually it's quite simple.
The woman has this hole between her legs called a vagina. When aroused, it becomes hot and wet. Arousal can be performed in many ways, but cunnilingus and clitoral stimulation are means I've found effective.
Male arousal is considerably easier (it usually occurs when there is oxygen in the atmosphere) and results in the penis becoming erect (or, in some people's case, it becomes erect within an hour of taking the blue pill).
The erect male penis is inserted into the female vagina (eventually if you're only doing it for the first time, with ease after some practice), thrust back and forth or ground sideways repeatedly until ejaculation occurs. This can be internally, if done for procreation, on her stomach or tits, if a porn actor or Catholic, or on her face, together with all your friends simulataneously if you're Japanese. A caveat about the Japanese, though. The group thing is only what's considered sexually active here: most young guys here don't know how to do it either, unless it's with a pillow covered with a picture of a 9-year-old girl wearing cat's ears and glasses.
There you have it in a nutshell...no need to go into a thread this long. It's easy, dude.

[rooboy]

I think you're projecting.

Nah, I think the evidence from McTojo's own hand on the net stacks up. Has 'Virgin' all over it. BTW - stack= Aussie slang for cracking one.

McTojo and sex with females is like Akiko Wada being voted the most smokin hot woman in the world. It's just not happening, never was and never will..

[McTojo]

Hmmm...a virgin. Big fat black cherryboy uyoku.....hmmm.....?

I am DEFENDING the country because I love the women and the onsen and the sake. If I weren't enjoying these things I wouldn't be riding around on black bicycles with Hinomaru stickers!

But, back to you guyz! You henpecked types who married these anorexic Japanese girls who know nothing about sake and good food. You guyz who aren't getting any and the buyer's remorse written all over you guyz's faces.

[Samurai_Jerk]

BTW - stack= Aussie slang for cracking one.

And cracking one is Aussie slang for ... ?

[AssKissinger]

the Chinese sisters I played hide the weasel with were cold and uncooperative...like sticking it in a sack of rice...

Playing 'hide the weasel' with an 'uncooperative' woman is usually known as rape.

[Ganma]

Playing 'hide the weasel' with an 'uncooperative' woman is usually known as rape.

That would be more like 'ramrod the weasel in rigor-mortis'.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Playing 'hide the weasel' with an 'uncooperative' woman is usually known as rape.

Gotta love AK always calling it as it is.

[McTojo]

I ride around on black bicycles and 50cc's with Hinomaru flags and uyoku stickers because I love Japan. Why? I love sake, onsen, Shrines and ripe Japanese women. I am defending the country because I cherish those things. If I was a cherry boy then I would have no reason to do what I do!

[IkemenTommy]

I ride around on black bicycles and 50cc's with Hinomaru flags and uyoku stickers because I love Japan. Why? I love sake, onsen, Shrines and ripe Japanese women. I am defending the country because I cherish those things. If I was a cherry boy then I would have no reason to do what I do!

Something we both agree on, for once. Cheers

[Adhesive]

Well, I don't want to get too caught up in this troll bait of a thread, but if you're not get'n any lov'n from the missus, you're doing it wrong.

[Typhoon]

This thread reminds me of

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

This thread reminds me of

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Brings back great memories...and some not so great.
I'm pestered by a guy like the Eric Idle character almost nightly -- at friggin' AA meetings, of all places. Say no more.

[Yokohammer]

I ride around on black bicycles and 50cc's with Hinomaru flags and uyoku stickers because I love Japan. Why? I love sake, onsen, Shrines and ripe Japanese women. I am defending the country because I cherish those things. If I was a cherry boy then I would have no reason to do what I do!

If those are your reasons for loving Japan then you're nothing more than a tourist, and a shallow one at that. Moreover, connecting those things with uyoku imagery is just plain ignorant.

In short, you don't know shit about the country you claim to love.

[McTojo]

If those are your reasons for loving Japan then you're nothing more than a tourist, and a shallow one at that. Moreover, connecting those things with uyoku imagery is just plain ignorant.

In short, you don't know shit about the country you claim to love.

Better to be a long term tourist than a "gaijin" who never seems to fit into Japanese society. Shallow would be not being able to adjust to the cultural norms and not being able to see the good and the bad in the host country. I have struck a balance between both of these world. In short, I don't spill my guts on an internet forum because the Japanese people don't love me, or because I don't fit in. I love Japan, even more than a lot of ordinary Japanese.


The Uyoku may not be the perfect example of this expression, but they are a hella of a lot better than most of these salaryman types who drag their asses to work everyday along with the millions of other zombies who could care less about their own country. Ignorant would be a passive observer, or foreigner who lives a dull and miserable life in the host country. One who seems to always complain about everything about the host country.

[IparryU]

How Do you Guyz Do It???

Getting back to the original question, actually it's quite simple.
The woman has this hole between her legs called a vagina. When aroused, it becomes hot and wet. Arousal can be performed in many ways, but cunnilingus and clitoral stimulation are means I've found effective.
Male arousal is considerably easier (it usually occurs when there is oxygen in the atmosphere) and results in the penis becoming erect (or, in some people's case, it becomes erect within an hour of taking the blue pill).
The erect male penis is inserted into the female vagina (eventually if you're only doing it for the first time, with ease after some practice), thrust back and forth or ground sideways repeatedly until ejaculation occurs. This can be internally, if done for procreation, on her stomach or tits, if a porn actor or Catholic, or on her face, together with all your friends simulataneously if you're Japanese. A caveat about the Japanese, though. The group thing is only what's considered sexually active here: most young guys here don't know how to do it either, unless it's with a pillow covered with a picture of a 9-year-old girl wearing cat's ears and glasses.
There you have it in a nutshell...no need to go into a thread this long. It's easy, dude.

You better take some notes, might help you when you get ready to go to 2nd and 3rd base. Hell, you might even make it to home if you don't act like a complete burro in front of her.

[waruta]

I ride around on black bicycles and 50cc's with Hinomaru flags and uyoku stickers because I love Japan. Why? I love sake, onsen, Shrines and ripe Japanese women. I am defending the country because I cherish those things. If I was a cherry boy then I would have no reason to do what I do!

If you "loved" your country and are "defending" it, why is it then you have the time to be posting on the forum? Shouldn't I be seeing you floating somewhere south of Okinawa on TV vigorously waving a Hinomaru while trying to ram a Chinese fishing vessel?

I too like my ripe Japanese women in an onsen with some sake and a shrine in the background, but waving a flag creating a disturbance in the country you "love" is not doing much now is it....go join the Self-Defense Force or something....

[McTojo]

You can't stand me!? You're jus' jealous cause' I have a larger Jukujo DVD collection than you! Shut up!

[BigInJapan]

...could care less about their own country.

And you claim to teach English? From the Urban Dictionary: "could care less"
An expression that idiots use when they don't care about something or have no interest in something. What they really mean is "i couldn't care less"

I have a larger Jukujo DVD collection than you!

Now there's something to be proud of
Not everybody gets off on saggy tits, flabby asses, and cellulite galore.
Each to his own I guess.

[McTojo]

I meant what I said.

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-does-i-could-care-less-mean.htm

You can't correct my English

[McTojo]

And you claim to teach English? From the Urban Dictionary: "could care less"
An expression that idiots use when they don't care about something or have no interest in something. What they really mean is "i couldn't care less"


Now there's something to be proud of
Not everybody gets off on saggy tits, flabby asses, and cellulite galore.
Each to his own I guess.

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-does-i-could-care-less-mean.htm

It's fine the way I used it. I can probably teach you English...watch out!

Yes, I am proud of the Jukujo! I am not ashamed and I don't listen to peer pressure.

[CrankyBastard]

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-does-i-could-care-less-mean.htm

It's fine the way I used it. I can probably teach you English...watch out!

Then why did you have to Google for it?

Methinks, sir, you are a fraud unto yourself.

[McTojo]

Then why did you have to Google for it?

So nobody would say I was pulling it out of my #$%#S

[Iraira]

The Uyoku may not be the perfect example of this expression, but they are a hella of a lot better than most of these salaryman types who drag their asses to work everyday along with the millions of other zombies who could care less about their own country. Ignorant would be a passive observer, or foreigner who lives a dull and miserable life in the host country. One who seems to always complain about everything about the host country.

Please tell us you are not that stupid?
The salariman who drags his/her ass to work every day on the morning commute deserves a helluva lot more respect than leach unemployable uyoku, who get "donations" such lovely sources to ride around and play badass all day.