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Postby IparryU » Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:26 am

Doctor Stop wrote:Image

aint this just a translated hooters flyer from the states? doubt the'll get girls like that...
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Postby IparryU » Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:09 pm

Anyone looking for a job?
https://jobs.gaijinpot.com/index/index/company_id/11715/lang/en
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:37 pm

IparryU wrote:Anyone looking for a job?
https://jobs.gaijinpot.com/index/index/company_id/11715/lang/en

*Bubbly, super friendly personality.

Unless the word "bubbly" is some kind of euphemism for tits, it does not strike me as an adjective to describe anyone's personality.
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Postby Ganma » Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:36 pm

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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:38 am

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Postby IparryU » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:09 am

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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:56 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:Image...


Tokyo FM DJ, Kamasami Kong's video of the site of the future Hooters.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:29 am

OK, so where the hell is Aka-SUH-ka Mitsoo-kay?
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Postby omae mona » Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:01 am

IkemenTommy wrote:OK, so where the hell is Aka-SUH-ka Mitsoo-kay?

In his defense, he does say "aka-sah-ka". But he does botch the name of the building, which he calls the "Akasaka Tokyo Plaza" instead of "Akasaka Tokyu Plaza". Well, it is in Tokyo, so I guess it's OK.

Anyway, this video is useless. I want to see the Hooters girls! He should be hanging around the back entrance with his camera, not standing on freaking sotobori-dori.
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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:49 am

IkemenTommy wrote:OK, so where the hell is Aka-SUH-ka Mitsoo-kay?


An even more pertinent question -- where in Japan are they going to find anyone with real hooters who can work in this place?
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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:10 am

And it's not Akasaka Station either, it's Akasaka-mitsuike Station.
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Postby IparryU » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:25 am

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:An even more pertinent question -- where in Japan are they going to find anyone with real hooters who can work in this place?

Unless they are going to sponser their girls to get boob jobs... they need FGs or to give some of dem russian girls a visa.

aint no asian girls going to fill the whole staff list... wont work.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:25 pm

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:An even more pertinent question -- where in Japan are they going to find anyone with real hooters who can work in this place?


I don't know but I'd like to be on the recruiting team there.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:28 pm

How about the Kano Sisters? If the price was right they might even be able to get Harue out of retirement.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:57 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:How about the Kano Sisters? If the price was right they might even be able to get Harue out of retirement.


It'd be hard to keep my hot wings down with those old bags walking around in hot pants.
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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:11 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:How about the Kano Sisters? If the price was right they might even be able to get Harue out of retirement.


I hope a toothpick gets stuck into one of their "boobs" and sends them flying around the rooms in circles making farting noises like happens when other air-filled balloons are popped. (Just realized that this is kinda like what happened to the Japanese economy after the bubble burst...)
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Postby IparryU » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:08 pm

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:I hope a toothpick gets stuck into one of their "boobs" and sends them flying around the rooms in circles making farting noises like happens when other air-filled balloons are popped. (Just realized that this is kinda like what happened to the Japanese economy after the bubble burst...)

they tits are probably deflated by now... you know... time goes by, and silicone deteriorates, sorta like the J economy
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:14 pm

IparryU wrote:they tits are probably deflated by now... you know... time goes by, and silicone deteriorates, sorta like the J economy
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It's like an old car. Once things start falling apart, it requires a lot of attention.. not to mention the high repair and maintenance costs.
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Postby BigInJapan » Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:26 am

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:An even more pertinent question -- where in Japan are they going to find anyone with real hooters who can work in this place?

It looks like Hooters opens today in Tokyo.
Not too many D cups it would seem, but cute girls nonetheless.

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Postby IparryU » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:59 pm

BigInJapan wrote:It looks like Hooters opens today in Tokyo.
Not too many D cups it would seem, but cute girls nonetheless.

Filming an upcoming hooters CM
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The name should be "Hootless" girls... What a discrase (IPU spelling)
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Postby Greji » Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:15 pm

IparryU wrote:The name should be "Hootless" girls... What a discrase (IPU spelling)
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Hey, I don't mind. Anything over a mouthful is a waste. If you got enough there to keep you from sliding off, it is sufficient. All the action takes place south of there anyway, unless you're McTojo who just wants to nurse like it was his mama .....
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Postby IparryU » Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:28 pm

Greji wrote:Hey, I don't mind. Anything over a mouthful is a waste. If you got enough there to keep you from sliding off, it is sufficient. All the action takes place south of there anyway, unless you're McTojo who just wants to nurse like it was his mama .....
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I just feel that the theme of Hooters has just slid of the chests when it should be bouncing up and down:bounce:

The girls are nice, except for that buff lookin one... that just... tranny like.

Some of them do have some good pai pai though... no just hooter status though
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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:53 am

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Postby Greji » Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:11 am

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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:42 pm

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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:59 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:....who the fuck goes to Hooters for pasta?


Oops! In my eagerness, I thought this said pasties....
Agree with you Tommy...destined to flop...Besides, the birds are all too old for the average Japanese punter. Geez, judged by the photo the other day, they must at least be in their late teens or 20s; way too mature for the local bloke.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:06 pm

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:Agree with you Tommy...destined to flop...

Not really sure what the "cordest beer in town" is like but maybe it's their interrigent marketing proy.
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I knew they would not be offering pitcher of beer but at least get the fuckin menu right. :rolleyes:
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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:54 pm

Ganma wrote:Image

I notice these intelligent young women are all lined up in descending order of bosom size...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:56 pm

Ganma wrote:[IMG http://www.japantoday.com/images/size/655x/2010/10/girls.jpg /IMG]

Is it just me that noticed that they put all the ugly flat-chested chicks in the back like they would do in a group photo for a yearbook?
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