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Japan Supplies Red Hot Chilean Miners

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Japan Supplies Red Hot Chilean Miners

Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:16 am

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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:38 am

I wonder if these undies have been soiled by schoolgirls first before they were sent to the miners?
I get the feeling these superundies were probably only developed because the Japanese scientists who Googled for the original idea did so with a search for "wild stuff you can do with minors' undies," but making a spelling mistake because they don't understand proper Engrish, which allowed them to inadvertently save the Chileans miners' asses in the end. The proof in my assertion lies in them also sending candies.
I bet we'll soon see these things on sale in vending machines for sure.
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Postby 2triky » Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:55 am

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:I wonder if these undies have been soiled by schoolgirls first before they were sent to the miners?
I get the feeling these superundies were probably only developed because the Japanese scientists who Googled for the original idea did so with a search for "wild stuff you can do with minors' undies," but making a spelling mistake because they don't understand proper Engrish, which allowed them to inadvertently save the Chileans miners' asses in the end. The proof in my assertion lies in them also sending candies.
I bet we'll soon see these things on sale in vending machines for sure.


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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:18 am

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Postby bidayuhboy » Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:18 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Tested with pinto bean farts, it sounds like these undies were subjects of trial testing before the official product release but come on.. 5 pair of undies in the span of 70 days?


Sounds like the typical JN male.
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Postby IparryU » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:07 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Tested with pinto bean farts, it sounds like these undies were subjects of trial testing before the official product release but come on.. 5 pair of undies in the span of 70 days?


I feel you on that, them pinto beans can do a lot down there... 5 pairs in 20 days wouldn't even be a good call...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:20 pm

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Namco Bandai Games is criticized for being insensitive towards the Chilean miners by posting the picture above on twitter. The picture is depicted by Mr. Driller, a character from a Namco game, with the words "welcome back" in Spanish. It has since been taken down. (original sauce)
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