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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:44 pm

I'm bored out of my brains (not that there was too much of them in the first place...). Nothing to do, no money, watched all the decent porn I can find online (and all the indecent stuff, too...).
Now, it's interesting to note thatnine out of 10 groped on trainsapparently enjoyed it so much, they didn't bother reporting it to the cops....
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:26 pm

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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:54 pm

I think it's fair enough...how can you expect police to chase criminals when people riding bicycles without the lights turned on, gaijin failing to separate their garbage properly and visa overstayers are reaching plague proportions? Let's not forget, there are only four seasons in the year (distinct though those seasons may be...).
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:59 pm

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:I think it's fair enough...how can you expect police to chase criminals when people riding bicycles without the lights turned on, gaijin failing to separate their garbage properly and visa overstayers are reaching plague proportions? Let's not forget, there are only four seasons in the year (distinct though those seasons may be...).


true. and the paperwork alone keeps them so overworked as it is.
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I am gonna grope 9.

Postby blacknois » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:51 pm

If you like it let me know!
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Postby xenomorph42 » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:45 pm

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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:50 pm

xenomorph42 wrote:Why would you want to anyway? It could possibly backfire on you. Also, this being Japan, I can see how 30.6% would feel like that. Ever had to file a report with the police? That alone would make anyone want to just say forget it! I think the troublesome stems from the tedious BS paperwork that you have to file and that alone can take a couple of hours and forget about follow-ups!


i was speaking about j-girls reporting it. but for sure as a gaijin girl, i wouldn't. i made the unfortunate mistake of filing a report several years back after i'd been roofied in a nightclub by another gaijin. that report got filed straight away in the bin and followed with a lengthy interrogation about whether i had made the whole story up or not and then followed by an even lengthier lecture about not wasting the time of the police with non-serious crimes.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:14 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:i was speaking about j-girls reporting it. but for sure as a gaijin girl, i wouldn't. i made the unfortunate mistake of filing a report several years back after i'd been roofied in a nightclub by another gaijin. that report got filed straight away in the bin and followed with a lengthy interrogation about whether i had made the whole story up or not and then followed by an even lengthier lecture about not wasting the time of the police with non-serious crimes.


I agree. The whole police process can be mind-numbing to say the least. Not to get off topic, but a few months ago I was given a ticket for talking on the mobile phone, had to go to the station, wasn't that far about 2 blocks. The whole thing took more than 3 hours to write me up and to interrogate me and to ask me questions that were not pertinent to the situation at that time. So I do agree with you on that part. I would never file anything either, if they can waste my time and ask me 100 questions as if I killed someone, then I would hate t think how they would handle a groping case.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:32 pm

xenomorph42 wrote:I agree. The whole police process can be mind-numbing to say the least. Not to get off topic, but a few months ago I was given a ticket for talking on the mobile phone, had to go to the station, wasn't that far about 2 blocks. The whole thing took more than 3 hours to write me up and to interrogate me and to ask me questions that were not pertinent to the situation at that time. So I do agree with you on that part. I would never file anything either, if they can waste my time and ask me 100 questions as if I killed someone, then I would hate t think how they would handle a groping case.


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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:16 pm

xenomorph42 wrote:a few months ago I was given a ticket for talking on the mobile phone


Is that because only texting, apps and internet are allowed on Japanese cell phones these days. :shock:
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Postby Takechanpoo » Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:54 pm

In my whole life I have ever never seen the actual scene of the groping women inside trains. Probably most of the "victims" has the persecution complex of being groped. Especially the women who has almost no communications with men think that they always are targeted by "barbaristic" men. :rolleyes:
On the contrary I was groped by late 20's~early 30's OL women several times inside trains when I was a pretty, innocent, skinny and almost white skined high school boy.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:36 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:So Japan is safety cuntry....


I think you're confusing safety with difficulty. Try again.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:37 am

GomiGirl wrote:Is that because only texting, apps and internet are allowed on Japanese cell phones these days. :shock:


Let me clarify: I was driving.
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:02 am

xenomorph42 wrote:Let me clarify: I was driving.

I guessed as much - I was just being a smart arse. :-P
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:08 am

GomiGirl wrote:I guessed as much - I was just being a smart arse. :-P


Methinks xenomorph may be struggling to cope with Australian smart arsitry...
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Postby xenomorph42 » Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:14 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Methinks xenomorph may be struggling to cope with Australian smart arsitry...


Hey! I wanna see you think, type and being drunk off your ass...er..arse! Drink a bottle of Tequila and rationalize your thoughts if you can! :cool:
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Postby Yokohammer » Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:20 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Methinks xenomorph may be struggling to cope with Australian smart arsitry...

"Arsitry" has got to be the new word of the year. It embodies a unique blend of arseness and artistry that only a true Aussie could execute with finesse.
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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:11 am

Yokohammer wrote:"Arsitry" has got to be the new word of the year. It embodies a unique blend of arseness and artistry that only a true Aussie could execute with finesse.


Where is Sir Les Patterson when you need him?
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Postby hakosukajd » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:08 am

I had a discussion with my secretaries (Administrative Assistants, if you prefer) about this a few years ago when they started the women only cars. I was suprised to learn that the older one (early 40's) seemed to look back at the groping with some wierd nostalgia as she was apparently too old to be groped anymore.

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Postby IparryU » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:10 am

xenomorph42 wrote:Hey! I wanna see you think, type and being drunk off your ass...er..arse! Drink a bottle of Tequila and rationalize your thoughts if you can! :cool:

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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:03 am

xenomorph42 wrote:Let me clarify: I was driving.
You were driving the train?
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Postby xenomorph42 » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:13 am

Doctor Stop wrote:You were driving the train?


Car, as in Automobile :cool:
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Postby Kagetsu » Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:02 pm

I went out of my way to get on the Saikyo line to be groped... didn't happen, was jammed in, near some pretty women around me who looked like they might have been 'into' that sort of thing at the time (well, there were more women then men in any case) but no one made a move. T_T
Fail.

Seriously though, I've never actually seen this sort of thing occur. Only two things I ever saw really 'happen' on any trains were both the Yamanote line, with one guy just before the doors shut, walking briskley along the platform with blood streaming from his nose, and delaying the train because the platform guards were after him (unknown reason, never found out why) and the other was a roudy 20 year old making a fool of himself, for which my self and two other people (one westerner, and one Japanese man) grabbed him and threw him off at the next stop.

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Postby 2triky » Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:09 pm

Kagetsu wrote: the other was a roudy 20 year old making a fool of himself, for which my self and two other people (one westerner, and one Japanese man) grabbed him and threw him off at the next stop.


Sounds like a good story. Any further details to share?
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Postby IparryU » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:23 pm

Kagetsu wrote:I went out of my way to get on the Saikyo line to be groped... didn't happen, was jammed in, near some pretty women around me who looked like they might have been 'into' that sort of thing at the time (well, there were more women then men in any case) but no one made a move. T_T
Fail.


My only success story on getting groped was some shinsei OL rubbing her butt all over my junk... I tried so hard not to pitch a tent right there as there wasn't that much people around. It was obvious what she was doing, some salary man looked and was smiling, which made me feel uncomfortable... was he lookin at my junk or the girl O_o

I was on my way to a meeting... sorta got me head all fugged up for the rest of the day
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:34 pm

I may have told this story before, but back when I was in my early 20s I got jammed into a cute HS girls on the Saikyo and couldn't move. She kept wiggling her butt trying to make space but all she managed to do was rub her ass up and down by crotch and give me a semi. I was trying as hard as I could to think of anything else (baseball, sumo, Danny DeVito naked) to keep from achieving full wood. I was relieved when she got off at the next stop and hoped she hadn't noticed. She walked down to the next set of doors, got back on the train and looked more pissed off than any human being I've ever seen (before or since). Thankfully she didn't scream for the cops.
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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:02 pm

Let me just clear something up for my own sake here, SJ....
Am I right in saying that you're in your early 20s, jammed up a high school girl and the thing that moves you from semi to full wood is thinking about Danny DeVito naked?
I guess the thought of getting a BJ from someone who doesn't have to get on their knees or be lying down to do it does give me something of a thrill, but I guess had I been in your shoes I'd probably had slightly different priorities...Ah well, to each his own....(BTW, your mum-in-law can give me a BJ whenever she wants to, if you want to let her know....)
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