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Postby Gum » Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:08 am

I am not sure if anyone has tackled this (And forgive me dearly if anyone has), but I think this is the only place suitable for this type of content...

http://www.vulva-original.com/gb/

Now you to can wake up, get dressed for work, and roll on some of that good stuff you had (Or wish you had...) last night. :D

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Postby McTojo » Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:45 am

Gum wrote:I am not sure if anyone has tackled this (And forgive me dearly if anyone has), but I think this is the only place suitable for this type of content...

http://www.vulva-original.com/gb/

Now you to can wake up, get dressed for work, and roll on some of that good stuff you had (Or wish you had...) last night. :D

Cheers,

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Why not just read the Shnoz. Why would I want to smell something as artificial as that. A nice hot fresh bus seat in mid summer is far better.
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Postby Greji » Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:59 am

Gum wrote:Now you to can wake up, get dressed for work, and roll on some of that good stuff you had (Or wish you had...) last night. :D


Great post. McT is already in the loo whipping his mule like a step-child....
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Postby waruta » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:04 am

Greji wrote:Great post. McT is already in the loo whipping his mule like a red-headed step-child....
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Fixed it for ya.


Vulva's been out for a while already, surprised nobody picked up on it till now. All I know is it's pricey, never seen it in Japan either....
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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:20 am

If I want that "womanly" smell, I just go to Tsukiji...
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Postby Greji » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:27 am

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Great post. McT is already in the loo whipping his mule like a red-headed step-child....

Fixed it for ya.

I'm not sure it it fixes that. Is a red-headed step-child wank prejudicial against blacks and latinos? We might have to find a more diverse wank to use here to keep from offending McT's delicate feelings....
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Postby hurryharry » Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:03 pm

If I wanted to smell like fish, I'd spend a couple of hours at Tsukiji market...plus, you may only end up attracting lesbians...:D
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Postby Greji » Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:28 pm

hurryharry wrote:you may only end up attracting lesbians...:D

That's all right with me Harry. If they give head, I'll just grin and bear it.....
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:51 pm

McTojo wrote:Why not just read the Shnoz. Why would I want to smell something as artificial as that. A nice hot fresh bus seat in mid summer is far better.

What if I told you that there is a bicycle seat scent available?
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:39 pm

McTojo wrote:Why not just read the Shnoz. Why would I want to smell something as artificial as that. A nice hot fresh bus seat in mid summer is far better.


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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:18 pm

i like that the logo'd underwear is more expensive than the stuff itself.

i'm surprised the krauts beat the japs to developing it.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:42 pm

Please tell me that the lower end variety of this fragrance is not called Cunt...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:23 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Please tell me that the lower end variety of this fragrance is not called Cunt...

It's called the Eau de snatch.
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Postby let`s talk » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:29 pm

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:If I want that "womanly" smell, I just go to Tsukiji...

Tuskiji and "womanly"? Am I missing something?
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Postby Tsuru » Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:19 am

let`s talk wrote:Tuskiji and "womanly"? Am I missing something?
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Postby Screwed Up Eyes » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:14 am

let`s talk wrote:Tuskiji and "womanly"? Am I missing something?


Maybe you should ask Take...I think he's had the most experience with women out of anybody on this board.
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Postby Greji » Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:13 pm

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:Maybe you should ask Take...I think he's had the most experience with women out of anybody on this board.


Plus, he has a sideline business in used bicycle seats....
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Postby IparryU » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:06 am

Greji wrote:I'm not sure it it fixes that. Is a red-headed step-child wank prejudicial against blacks and latinos? We might have to find a more diverse wank to use here to keep from offending McT's delicate feelings....
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A "red-headed step-child" to Latinos and Blacks would simply be a white step-child.
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Postby Greji » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:03 pm

IparryU wrote:A "red-headed step-child" to Latinos and Blacks would simply be a white step-child.


Sounds about right to me, but will it pass McTojam's cultural awareness test?
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:20 pm

Greji wrote:Sounds about right to me, but will it pass McTojam's cultural awareness test?
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he has cultural awareness???
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:44 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:he has cultural awareness???


Yep! He knows all there is to know about cults in the Urals.
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Postby BigInJapan » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:49 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:he has cultural awareness???

According to his blog:
I am a self published author of two books]cultural immersions instructor[/B] by trade and a life transitions counselor that oversees and assist people with life overseas.

On the Internet, you can be anything you want to be...
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Postby McTojo » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:43 pm

BigInJapan wrote:According to his blog:

On the Internet, you can be anything you want to be...


Like how to be culturally aware of bullshit...? I have to make people culturally aware, it's my special skill.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:02 am

BigInJapan wrote:According to his blog:

On the Internet, you can be anything you want to be...


love it.

'self published'. in other words, no one was stupid enough to publish his rubbish.

i won't even get started on how lame 'cultural immersions instructor' is. i say the word 'fuck' a lot. in 7 different languages even. does that make me a linguistics expert?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:02 am

McTojo wrote:I have to make people culturally aware, it's my special skill.


No...your special skill is an innate ability to troll.
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Postby IparryU » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:16 am

McTojo wrote:Like how to be culturally aware of bullshit...? I have to make people culturally aware, it's my special skill.

So you can teach people how not to be nazi like retards about culture, but then you preach Japan like you were a righty tighty Yak but you are fat and black?!?!?!

So that picture of the black guy wid the swatsitcka (IPU spelling) really is you...
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Postby Greji » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:01 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Yep! He knows all there is to know about cultures in the Urinals.

Fixed that for ya Hair.....
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Postby Greji » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:04 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:i say the word 'fuck' a lot.


Not now. This is no time for romance. I am too busy learning some heavy stuff about McToejam's cultural awareness.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:14 pm

" wrote:I am a self published author of two books; one on hot springs and the other on nihonshu. I am also a cultural immersions instructor by trade and a life transitions counselor that oversees and assist people with life overseas.

Is that like Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan? Good to know where you're coming from...
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Postby IparryU » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:39 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Is that like Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan? Good to know where you're coming from...


ya this is getting to easy to knock on...

where the fuck is takechanpoo when you need him?
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