J-Babe Appreciation Thread (semi-SFW)

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:45 pm

osopolar wrote:

I've got a pair of socks exactly the same as this bird...but I have to admit that it's not the same pair I was looking at when I viewed this photo.

by **Iraira** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:49 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I've got a pair of socks exactly the same as this bird...but I have to admit that it's not the same pair I was looking at when I viewed this photo.

Nothing wrong with a little cross-dressing now and then.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:42 pm

Iraira wrote:Nothing wrong with a little cross-dressing now and then.

I must confess to being guilty as charged....nearly every day when I put on my attire while it's still very early in the morning and I'm always very short of sleep so I am invariably niggardly.

by **Iraira** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:13 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I must confess to being guilty as charged....nearly every day when I put on my attire while it's still very early in the morning and I'm always very short of SHEEP so I am invariably niggardly.

Corrected that for you. Greji's been trying to corner the sheep market for years. Makes it difficult for the rest of us to find critters to shear.

by **Coligny** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:37 pm

IparryU wrote:I hate it when their face looks like they are being forced to do it... not cool...

BUT!

Looks good all below if i just scroll down to where i cant see the face!

one name: MIHIRO TANIGUCHI

Everytime I see her I was to slap her in the face...

(internet tough guy here...)

by **nottu** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:53 pm

by **osopolar** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:51 pm

by **osopolar** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:52 pm

by **osopolar** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:58 pm

Click to Embiggen..

by **Christoff** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:31 am

osopolar wrote:

Looks like she has a spot of cancer on her left breast.

by **Screwed Up Eyes** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:36 am

Christoff wrote:Looks like she has a spot of cancer on her left breast.

Holy moly, you might be right...At first I thought it might have been a bullet hole. I've got some great cream for her and the positioning is absolutely perfect for appplying it.

Incidentally, it's probably better she has her mole here than in the middle of her face like so many other Japanese birds....

by **Christoff** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:57 am

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:Holy moly, you might be right...At first I thought it might have been a bullet hole. I've got some great cream for her and the positioning is absolutely perfect for appplying it.

Incidentally, it's probably better she has her mole here than in the middle of her face like so many other Japanese birds....

It is true, what is up with the genetic predisposition of JChicks and the face mole? often you'll see a woman from her profile and think "hot", then she turns and had a big lump on her face.

by **Screwed Up Eyes** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:16 am

Christoff wrote:It is true, what is up with the genetic predisposition of JChicks and the face mole? often you'll see a woman from her profile and think "hot", then she turns and had a big lump on her face.

It's aesthetic beauty that we gaijin simply cannot understand as it has been developed through countless generations of living closely with nature and its four seasons, the unspoken discourse that occurs between native speakers of Japanese and colons shortened by a history of working in agriculture as opposed to being allowed to extend as is the case of those descended from a hunter-gatherer society.

by **prolly** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:51 am

by **Christoff** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:11 am

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:It's aesthetic beauty that we gaijin simply cannot understand as it has been developed through countless generations of living closely with nature and its four seasons, the unspoken discourse that occurs between native speakers of Japanese and colons shortened by a history of working in agriculture as opposed to being allowed to extend as is the case of those descended from a hunter-gatherer society.

Suffering from stockholm syndrome?

by **Screwed Up Eyes** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:45 am

Christoff wrote:Suffering from stockholm syndrome?

Sorry, I'll write it slower next time...

by **Greji** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:05 am

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:those descended from a hunter-gatherer society.

Descended from? I'm still a hunter-gatherer. Go on gathering missions in Roppongi most nights of the week, although the good hunting is getting more difficult since the natural habitats were destroyed by Tokyo Mid-town and the like. When it was the slum capital of down town and vice was rampant and lovely, an experienced hunter could easily bag a couple of pelts on a good night...
:cool:

by **Tsuru** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:59 pm

Christoff wrote:Looks like she has a spot of cancer on her left breast.

Agree, she should get that looked at by a qualified specialist. Take a number....

by **osopolar** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:26 am

by **IparryU** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:19 am

Screwed Up Eyes wrote:It's aesthetic beauty that we gaijin simply cannot understand as it has been developed through countless generations of inbreeding and living closely with nature and its four seasons ...

you left something out

by **2triky** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:26 am

Tsuru wrote:Agree, she should get that looked at by a qualified specialist. Take a number....

No need to fret about some spilled Bulldog Tonkatsu tare....

by **wmonbear** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:46 pm

Can anyone ID this babe? I think she's Korean, but I'm not positive.

by **FG Lurker** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:45 pm

wmonbear wrote:Can anyone ID this babe? I think she's Korean, but I'm not positive.

Looks like everything got photoshopped except her pudgy fingers...

by **Screwed Up Eyes** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:37 am

wmonbear wrote:Can anyone ID this babe? I think she's Korean, but I'm not positive.

She's certainly done things to my id.

by **2triky** » Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:12 am

FG Lurker wrote:Looks like everything got photoshopped except her pudgy fingers...

Yeah, I'm by no means an expert but that photograph looks heavily edited.

by **Kagetsu** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:14 pm

wmonbear wrote:Can anyone ID this babe? I think she's Korean, but I'm not positive.

Definantly overshopped... Reminds me of the Aus Ralph or FHM cover with Nikki Webster on the cover of it... Her legs look like playdough.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:17 pm

Kagetsu wrote:Her legs look like playdough.

Wouldn't be the first time...

by **IparryU** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:17 pm

Kagetsu wrote:Definantly overshopped... Reminds me of the Aus Ralph or FHM cover with Nikki Webster on the cover of it... Her legs look like playdough.

sorta like that purikura booths right?

i hate how much it changes... but you figure that is how they make monies... turn the ugly into somthing else all with photo...

by **Kagetsu** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:32 pm

Sadly in the industry of Ralph and FHM... to actually score REALLY hot ladies (for the cover) you're often left with tactics usually reserved for tabloid magazines.
IE. Pick a celeb who was too young at some stage, turn 18 then they heavily shop her to make her look hot.
Alternatively you're scraping the bottom of the barrel, and pick a random. Then use her basic outline as a prop to photoshop.

For example this picture...definantly modified around the knees and legs, face has been flattened (smoothed) and lots of other things done to the body (more then can be listed easily).

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