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[Yokohammer]

I'm guessing the Hooters concept is one of many that simply cannot be Japanized. But of course they're going to try and imbue it with unique Japanese flavor, and they're probably going to screw it up. It's Hooters fer chrissake! It either is or it isn't.

I won't be placing any bets, but I side with the crowd who say the writing's on the wall, especially with that attitude the COO is hefting around.

[Screwed Up Eyes]

Is it just me that noticed that they put all the ugly flat-chested chicks in the back like they would do in a group photo for a yearbook?

Great minds...(see above post)

[Screwed Up Eyes]

I'm guessing the Hooters concept is one of many that simply cannot be Japanized. But of course they're going to try and imbue it with unique Japanese flavor, and they're probably going to screw it up. It's Hooters fer chrissake! It either is or it isn't.

I won't be placing any bets, but I side with the crowd who say the writing's on the wall, especially with that attitude the COO is hefting around.

Agreed. You want a Hooters restaurant, the most important thing is not gonna be the goddamned pasta.
Cynics would say a unique Japanese flavor could be obtained at a restaurant called something like Bandies, or Snaggletooths or Dwarf Legs or AAs, and nicer types may say Gentles, Screamers or Skinnies, but hooters is definitely the last thing that comes to mind when it comes to Japanese birds...unless you're implying the squeal as you grind into them as being more of a hoot than a cry, or you're allowed to go by bra pad size.
As for the Hooters fucking pasta, it's an insult to Italian cuisine...

[McTojo]

I guess it should be more like "Hooters" Gaijin, since there's no appeal whatsoever. You would think you'd see more Japanese than foreigner.

[IkemenTommy]

Agreed. You want a Hooters restaurant, the most important thing is not gonna be the goddamned pasta.
Cynics would say a unique Japanese flavor could be obtained at a restaurant called something like Bandies, or Snaggletooths or Dwarf Legs or AAs, and nicer types may say Gentles, Screamers or Skinnies, but hooters is definitely the last thing that comes to mind when it comes to Japanese birds...unless you're implying the squeal as you grind into them as being more of a hoot than a cry, or you're allowed to go by bra pad size.

What this COO(k) is trying to do is almost like a gaijin entrepreneur, who had spent some time in Japan, opening a restaurant-chain franchise in the US called the Daikons or Pigeon-toes with the average bowlegged Shibuya gyarus serving teriyaki wings. Yeah, the small Japanophile population will love to appreciate it but the vast majority will think it is the wrong concept.

As for the Hooters fucking pasta, it's an insult to Italian cuisine...

For the price of 1380 yen + 10% charge (for what? Tip charge? it better come with some kind of service), it is an insult to humanity.

I hope the COO(k) of Hooters Japan has a chance to read this forum to see all the wrongdoings and get a better insight.

[Ganma]

I notice these intelligent young women are all lined up in descending order of bosom size...

Is it just me that noticed that they put all the ugly flat-chested chicks in the back like they would do in a group photo for a yearbook?

My thoughts exactly. It's the girls at the front which would make me want to go to a place named 'Hooters' to have them bend over and serve me a drink. But even in the States do they really all look that good? I doubt it.

[Screwed Up Eyes]

My thoughts exactly. It's the girls at the front which would make me want to go to a place named 'Hooters' to have them bend over and serve me a drink. But even in the States do they really all look that good? I doubt it.

They don't have to look good...they just need big tits on a reasonably proportioned body. Personally, I really enjoy little tits because I've found the nipples are often more sensitive and the woman enjoys my ministrations more. But when you go to a place called Hooters, chances are you're gonna be on the lookout for some magnificent mammaries.
Hooters COO(k) <Classic, Tommy!!!!>, message for your restaurant:

"Show us your (Japanese) tits!!!!"
:banana:

[IkemenTommy]

They don't have to look good...they just need big tits on a reasonably proportioned body. Personally, I really enjoy little tits because I've found the nipples are often more sensitive and the woman enjoys my ministrations more. But when you go to a place called Hooters, chances are you're gonna be on the lookout for some magnificent mammaries.
Hooters COO(k) <Classic, Tommy!!!!>, message for your restaurant:

"Show us your (Japanese) tits!!!!"
:banana:

Fuck Hooters JP. It's more cost effective by going to a strip club with some BYOB KFC take-out.

[Screwed Up Eyes]

I guess it should be more like "Hooters" Gaijin, since there's no appeal whatsoever. You would think you'd see more Japanese than foreigner.

It kinda makes sense because the market should be for Japanese guys...but it's generally foreign guys who are aware of the Hooters concept and its questionable how long the bovine Eikawa teacher rejects will stay on, so I repeat: Show us your Japanese tits!!!!!! Maybe they could change the name from Hooters to SharpsHOOTERS to maintain a semblance of truth in advertising...?

[Screwed Up Eyes]

Fuck Hooters JP. It's more cost effective by going to a strip club with some BYOB KFC take-out.

I reckon Hooters Japan should make you COO....And Ganma can be your sidekick. You blokes have summed up the situation perfectly.

[IkemenTommy]

I reckon Hooters Japan should make you COO....And Ganma can be your sidekick. You blokes have summed up the situation perfectly.

For all the time and tips I have spent on those Hooters girls, I probably helped paid enough for some to get through college.

[Screwed Up Eyes]

For all the time and tips I have spent on those Hooters girls, I probably helped paid enough for some to get through college.

You should be ashamed of yourself...how could you spoil a Hooters waitress by educating her?

[IkemenTommy]

how could you spoil a Hooters waitress by educating her?

That's a great idea. I should probably include the Hooters JP girls in my list of to-do things this week but that previously posted picture does not do justice for me to swing by Akasaka Mitsuh-mmkay.

Meanwhile, the white chicks visiting this week are a better target. They are probably in Roppongi after work and stay at the nearby cheap-ass APA Hotel in Akasaka Mitsuke.

[IparryU]

Personally, I really enjoy little tits because I've found the nipples are often more sensitive and the woman enjoys my ministrations more.

knock

big tits just get in the way and are only good for blocking money shots to the face and cushions when you want to relax.

i prefer peaches... ummmm... peaches

[Screwed Up Eyes]

big tits just get in the way and are only good for blocking money shots to the face

One of the funniest lines I've read in ages!!!! Burst out in such raucous laughter, all the other loonies around me are looking at me like I'm mad....

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to IparryU again.

[Taro Toporific]

The ever so happy Hooter's Japan...



...600 women applied to realize their dreams of serving men chicken and beer, as a Hooter's waitress.
50 Japanese girls were chosen, with about 20 who will be on the floor full-time ....more ...

.... via Rinkya Blog: First Hooters Opens in Tokyo

[Screwed Up Eyes]

The ever so happy Hooter's Japan...

I don't know about the beer, but they're certainly a candidate for the cordest looks (rooks?) in town....

[Samurai_Jerk]

My colleague and I tried to go after work last night (The sad part is I was mainly interested in the nachos). There was a 3-hour line out the door, down the stairs and onto the sidewalk. We decided to go to my favorite Korean restaurant instead. This may be another Krispy Kreme where the first year it's a minimum one hour wait. Fuck that shit.

Anyway, I can still say I've never been to a Hooters excpet that time I stopped at one in a stripmall north of Seattle to take a dump.

[Screwed Up Eyes]

Anyway, I can still say I've never been to a Hooters excpet that time I stopped at one in a stripmall north of Seattle to take a dump.

Utterly inspirational!!!!...And incredible timing. I was clogged up and ate prunes all weekend to no effect until Monday morning, since when I have barely stopped at 20-minute intervals during my every waking moment. Might drop by Hooters on the way home tonight to leave a reminder of my presence in the Japanese capital...

[Samurai_Jerk]

Utterly inspirational!!!!...And incredible timing. I was clogged up and ate prunes all weekend to no effect until Monday morning, since when I have barely stopped at 20-minute intervals during my every waking moment. Might drop by Hooters on the way home tonight to leave a reminder of my presence in the Japanese capital...

I had no desire to go to the Hooters here till I read that the menu was exacly the same as the US. Even if authentic Hooters nachos suck and their wings are mediocre, that would still make them better than anything else on offer in Tokyo. Though I'm sure that even if the menu is the same, as in exacly the same items, the locals somehow managed to fuck up the taste.

[Screwed Up Eyes]

Though I'm sure that even if the menu is the same, as in exacly the same items, the locals somehow managed to fuck up the taste.

Just think, if there were actually some hooters available, there's always the option of taking the McTojo path and getting a taste of lecherous lactose...

[IkemenTommy]

[Samurai_Jerk]

[Mulboyne]

What kind of guys were in the queue SJ? Big groups or small? Young or old?

Wonder if they put a time limit on your table to make sure they get turnover.

[IparryU]

i be goin to hootless now

i'll be sure to spread some out when i get back

[IkemenTommy]

[quote="IparryU"]i be goin to hootless now

i'll be sure to spread some out when i get back
]
See you back online in about 10 hours and no taking cuts in front of the indigenous people!

[Samurai_Jerk]

What kind of guys were in the queue SJ? Big groups or small? Young or old?

Wonder if they put a time limit on your table to make sure they get turnover.

A lot of gaijin and older salaryman types. Very few women. I would say most groups seemed to be about 4 people but I wasn't really paying close attention.

[IparryU]

See you back online in about 10 hours and no taking cuts in front of the indigenous people!

I did a big ass line cut... i just walked in the front door while everyone started at me like i was a theif

Results:

this girl had boob pads


the one on the right, pretty good bust for an asian
the one on the left... she was dumb and didnt wear boob pads


she is legit

the girls were off beat when they did the bunny train...

there were even some thick white girls that are local workers.

all in all, it may turn out to be damn good cause of this horny country.

[Ganma]

[quote="IparryU"]I did a big ass line cut... i just walked in the front door while everyone started at me like i was a theif

Results:

this girl had boob pads


the one on the right, pretty good bust for an asian
the one on the left... she was dumb and didnt wear boob pads


she is legit ]
Nice work! BTW how was the food?

[IparryU]

Nice work! BTW how was the food?

ranch and bomb ass chicken wings my man.

i would say it is a pretty damn good job they did. just need more hooters to put the hoot in hooters...