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Postby Mulboyne » Thu May 13, 2010 8:44 pm

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[floatl]Image[/floatl]The LDP scored a minor own goal when representatives knocked over Yukiko Miyake of the DPJ during a scuffle yesterday. Miyake appeared today in a wheelchair saying "I didn't think much of it at the time but the hospital says I have some internal bleeding". Suspicions remain that Miyake took a dive and is milking the situation in a manner Japan's World Cup squad might consider emulating. However, there's not much political mileage for the LDP to attack her on that front.
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu May 13, 2010 9:02 pm

One of the pictures the papers went with:

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Postby Coligny » Thu May 13, 2010 10:17 pm

Mulboyne wrote:The LDP scored a minor own goal when representatives knocked over Yukiko Miyake of the DPJ during a scuffle yesterday. Miyake appeared today in a wheelchair saying "I didn't think much of it at the time but the hospital says I have some internal bleeding". Suspicions remain that Miyake took a dive and is milking the situation in a manner Japan's World Cup squad might consider emulating. However, there's not much political mileage for the LDP to attack her on that front.


If she have (and not haz) some internal bleeding it's a matter of hours before we can downgrade her status to "stone cold dead".
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Postby Christoff » Thu May 13, 2010 10:25 pm

That was the worst dive i have ever seen. She should get a red card for that shit.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu May 13, 2010 11:07 pm

All show. It's a Minshito trickery
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Postby 2triky » Thu May 13, 2010 11:56 pm

Christoff wrote:That was the worst dive i have ever seen. She should get a red card for that shit.


Cristiano Ronaldo style.
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Postby Jack » Fri May 14, 2010 7:34 am

It looks like she threw herself on the floor. That's pretty bad acting on her part.
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Postby bolt_krank » Fri May 14, 2010 8:20 am

Internal bleeding ? As in - a bruise ?

Just repeating what others have said - I've seen better dives in a soccer game.
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Postby dimwit » Fri May 14, 2010 8:44 am

With daikon-ashi like those it is a wonder she could fall down at all.
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Postby Coligny » Fri May 14, 2010 10:06 am

2triky wrote:Cristiano Ronaldo style.


eeehmmm... after looking several times... It appears to be much more legit than what I was furst thinking...

The guy on the left push the guy in the middle who bump on the corner of the desk (moving it slightly forward), it seems that his right leg bump backward while he try to keep balance and the girl tip on said leg.

When a footballer fake his falling the provocation part is acted but the fall is real. he 1- knows how to fall and 2-also know that grass makes a nice cushion.

Here... effectively... it looks like a footballer move... but the girl ain't no footballer. She don't spend hours training on grass field (well maybe, but not these kind of grass film... wait... stop... I have an idea for my next porn movie...)

In all the wallmart security cam scam attempt the people faking their fall look like dunce from the second they decide to fall to the moment they start screaming on the floor. Here... she just look like a moderately clumsy girl losing balance. Remember, she ain't no Bruce Willis/John McClane... It might be perfectly genuine.
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Postby Greji » Fri May 14, 2010 12:45 pm

Coligny wrote:It might be perfectly genuine.


You got a point. Everyone is trying to blame her for a dive, but there are more important things to be considered here, such as whether or not she gives head...
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Postby bolt_krank » Fri May 14, 2010 1:38 pm

Coligny wrote:eeehmmm... after looking several times... It appears to be much more legit than what I was furst thinking...

The guy on the left push the guy in the middle who bump on the corner of the desk (moving it slightly forward), it seems that his right leg bump backward while he try to keep balance and the girl tip on said leg.

When a footballer fake his falling the provocation part is acted but the fall is real. he 1- knows how to fall and 2-also know that grass makes a nice cushion.

Here... effectively... it looks like a footballer move... but the girl ain't no footballer. She don't spend hours training on grass field (well maybe, but not these kind of grass film... wait... stop... I have an idea for my next porn movie...)

In all the wallmart security cam scam attempt the people faking their fall look like dunce from the second they decide to fall to the moment they start screaming on the floor. Here... she just look like a moderately clumsy girl losing balance. Remember, she ain't no Bruce Willis/John McClane... It might be perfectly genuine.


Pefectly geniune ? Does that include the wheelchair too ?
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Postby Coligny » Fri May 14, 2010 2:35 pm

Greji wrote:You got a point. Everyone is trying to blame her for a dive, but there are more important things to be considered here, such as whether or not she gives head...
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Agreed, might also inquire if she can take it in the pooper. Down here it's usually the only non destructive way to a threesome.


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1- osteoporosis can't be ruled out
2- You might notice that she lost one shoe in the ordeal, which make a twisted ankle totally plausible.

People tripping for real... just look unreal... or desperately clumsy...

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Postby dazz_in_japan » Fri May 14, 2010 5:48 pm

Mulboyne wrote:[YT]7_OcQzSzvhI[/YT]

[floatl]Image[/floatl]The LDP scored a minor own goal when representatives knocked over Yukiko Miyake of the DPJ during a scuffle yesterday. Miyake appeared today in a wheelchair saying "I didn't think much of it at the time but the hospital says I have some internal bleeding". Suspicions remain that Miyake took a dive and is milking the situation in a manner Japan's World Cup squad might consider emulating. However, there's not much political mileage for the LDP to attack her on that front.


FAT COW!! Yeah and your grandmother called, Wants her clothes back that you borrowed...FAT BITCH!! Please god god god! I pray for internal bleeding!
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri May 14, 2010 6:45 pm

She's having a hard time staying upright:

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Postby nottu » Fri May 14, 2010 9:03 pm

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Postby dimwit » Sat May 15, 2010 12:24 am

Her post springboard expression tells you all you need to know. I've seen the exact same expressionnon my 11 year old)s face when he is trying to worm out of going to school on the day he has a home ecomonics test because he has an extremely slightly high temperature.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun May 16, 2010 8:43 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Sun May 16, 2010 11:34 pm

Amid calls that LDP member Akira Amari be disciplined for his involvement in the incident, some are testifying that Amari was as much as two metres away from Miyake when she fell over. Some netizens are wondering whether this means Amari might actually be disciplined for unrestrained use of psychokinesis.
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Postby Behan » Mon May 17, 2010 1:34 am

Some people get called out for their diving. Right, Totti?

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Postby Mulboyne » Wed May 19, 2010 2:11 am

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Miyake gives an awkward telephone interview.
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Postby Osakadave » Wed May 19, 2010 8:24 am

Slo mo shows it's a dive:
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Postby Greji » Wed May 19, 2010 11:10 am

Osakadave wrote:Slo mo shows it's a dive:
http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/technology_and_gaming/watch/v20087585467hbXMG


Hard to tell Dave. Watching it, it appears that she lost a shoe early on as if someone had stepped on her foot and it does looks like the guy's leg could have caught her as he turned. It's the umpire's call, could go either way.

Then again she might have been trying to go down on one of the dudes.....
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Postby Yokohammer » Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:34 pm

Following in Nakagawa's footsteps? :drunk:
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Attention whoring at its finest

Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:52 am

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Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:39 am

This is the best video available of Miyake's Fall#1
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Though what amuses me is that it took Miyake 3 weeks for the full recovery in her first fall but they are now predicting 4 weeks to recover in her latest dive which involved falling four stories. This woman is fuckin incredible!
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sorry, dp

Postby IkemenTommy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:42 am

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