Age Difference: How Low Will You Go?

[McTojo]

The truth is he'd be banging some nice young tail on the side. Men don't like making a sexy time with old hags.

Does that qualify your mother an old hag then , too? I'd shag her!

[Yokohammer]

The truth is he'd be banging some nice young tail on the side. Men don't like making a sexy time with old hags.

Aw man ... did you think before posting this?

[Coligny]

Thank You Cyka-chan! _orz
I have to admit that it took some courage to post that - not because the world will now know that I'm a long-term cradle robber, but because whoever does the math will soon realize that I'm part of the Greji generation!

I had to borrow some fingers to do the accounting... but I came to that conclusion... Bad luck I used all my "make fun of the fossils" allowance for the week...

Anyway... the fundoshi perversion make me wonder... are you related to Taro ?

[Dragonette]

[Dragonette]

I had to borrow some fingers to do the accounting... but I came to that conclusion... Bad luck I used all my "make fun of the fossils" allowance for the week...
Anyway... the fundoshi perversion make me wonder... are you related to Taro ?

That ain't perversion, Coli, I'm surprised at you!
(But if it turns Taro on, maybe...)
If you have a nice butt, try it out on Coligny okusan - but be sure you're up to it first; remember, you have the reputation of France to uphold!

[Iraira]

BTW You had to be born before the war to play in mine....

That portrait of you, the Wu-Tang Clan, and General Washington crossing the Potomac River still gives me goosebumps.

[Coligny]

If you have a nice butt, try it out on Coligny okusan -

Hummm wait... I'm married... waaaAAAAYYYYyyyy past the disgusting libido-gone-wild period...

second... Have you seen the rear deck of the aircarrier Nimitz ? yeah... pretty much this...

[quote] but be sure you're up to it first]

I would need scuba diving gear to reach that low... and to play my pedantic @sshole... i'm not french... I'm Parisian...

[Coligny]

That portrait of you, the Wu-Tang Clan, and General Washington crossing the Potomac River still gives me goosebumps.

LoLWuT ?

Greji is a Gangsta Rapist ?

[Typhoon]

The truth is he'd be banging some nice young tail on the side. Men don't like making a sexy time with old hags.

Japan may have four seasons,

but it's clearly troll season on the FG board.

[Mike Oxlong]

That portrait of you, the Wu-Tang Clan, and General Washington crossing the Potomac River still gives me goosebumps.

Think that's the Delaware...

[Greji]

The truth is he'd be banging some nice young tail on the side. Men don't like making a sexy time with old hags.

Speak for yourself Taka. I think I may have mentioned before, par for my course is 8 to 80, blind, crippled, or crazy, if she can't walk, I'll drag her...
Hags, bags, or slags, they all play....

[james]

Half your age plus 7 years is generally accepted as not being disgusting.

plus...whoops!

though some members, whom shan't be named, have reached a vintage where that niggling little constant is all but negligible.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

The truth is he'd be banging some nice young tail on the side. Men don't like making a sexy time with old hags.

totally uncalled for.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Japan may have four seasons,

but it's clearly troll season on the FG board.

i've noticed. i just got red snotted again on a thread where i'd written something totally unoffensive. maybe time for a hiatus...

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Thank You Cyka-chan! _orz
I have to admit that it took some courage to post that - not because the world will now know that I'm a long-term cradle robber, but because whoever does the math will soon realize that I'm part of the Greji generation!

i think it's super, and it's really lovely to know there are exceptions to every rule!
that he still looks great in a fundoshi doesn't hurt either though, as you said!

[Coligny]

[quote="Cyka UchuuJin"]i think it's super, and it's really lovely to know there are exceptions to every rule!
that he still looks great in a fundoshi doesn't hurt either though, as you said! ]

Great... another one with a ---thing--- for fundoshi...

[Dragonette]

i've noticed. i just got red snotted again on a thread where i'd written something totally unoffensive. maybe time for a hiatus...

All troll-snot is red; I think something to do with chronic nose-bleeds. And of course anonymous, since they need to protect their already-injured noses from even more abuse. Consider it a badge of honor!

The current troll-crop is more annoying and humorless then usual though. I don't think any of them are a Take-Poo reincarnation either; even he occasionally did interesting/funny posts.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Great... another one with a ---thing--- for fundoshi...

i never said i have a thing for fundoshi!

[IkemenTommy]

[Dragonette]

Great... another one with a ---thing--- for fundoshi...

Yeah, it's a female thing, you wouldn't understand!
(It also brings gay guys crashing out of the closet.)

[Dragonette]

[IkemenTommy]

And for some guys, 31 can already be past due date.
Why the sudden hostility, babe, do J-men in fundoshi turn you on too?

No hostility ma'am. Just weighing in for Taka-O because he seems to be on his own (again) on this one. I have not adopted the fetish for fundoshi yet..

Men got the better end of the shaft because we get better with age. Just so you know, 31 and the gun still fires at least the last time I checked.

[Dragonette]

No hostility ma'am. Just weighing in for Taka-O because he seems to be on his own (again) on this one. I have not adopted the fetish for fundoshi yet..

Men got the better end of the shaft because we get better with age. Just so you know, 31 and the gun still fires at least the last time I checked.

Yeah it still fires but for men, 18 is the top of the testosterone mountain. It's all downhill from there so the gun may still fire, but maybe just a little bit slower on the draw.
Just stay away from tofu and go easy on the beer, and you should be ok for years.

Taka-O deserves whatever he gets, not just for his latest remarks either. Check out some of his old posts; he's always been a thoroughly nasty little critter.

[American Oyaji]

My current bird just turned 23.

She's on a YBF waiver though.

[iHUMAN]

My current bird just turned 23.

She's on a YBF waiver though.

[FG Lurker]

My current bird just turned 23.

She's on a YBF waiver though.

Whoa, weren't you talking about marrying a JGF not so long ago?

[FG Lurker]

She doable?

Well, not for me for obvious reasons, but yeah, she's on the hittable end of the scale.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

...yeah, she's on the hittable end of the scale.

I hope you don't mean that in sense of McTojoker...or the He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named [color="White"](Mark Devlin)[/color]:D

[GomiGirl]

Thank You Cyka-chan! _orz
I have to admit that it took some courage to post that - not because the world will now know that I'm a long-term cradle robber, but because whoever does the math will soon realize that I'm part of the Greji generation!

Awesome!! You are my new hero.

My Hubbilious who also looks great in fundoshi, is 5 years younger than me. I just became a mother at 40. So for those who need help at maths, that makes my Hubbilcious 35.

Women just get better and better after 35 so for those still stuck on the vacuous teenagers, you are missing out.

[iHUMAN]

I just became a mother at 40.

Congratualtions!

Women just get better and better after 35

Men got the better end of the shaft because we get better with age.

What do you peeps mean with get better?

Better at what?