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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:12 pm

Noticed this was trending on Youtube:



They also have their own YT channel:

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:07 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Noticed this was trending on Youtube:





God I love businesses that go out of their way to empower women...
The punter dancing in front of the toilet door toward the end of this clip was hilarious. I remember going to the opening of a gentlemen's club in Roppongi several years ago that similarly empowered female employees, but instead of having them wear skimpy uniforms and dancing to shitty music, it made the girls strip off and swim in a pool visible to patrons on a basement floor. A Japanese dude sat and watched, his drooling matching every bit of condensation that built up on the pool tank. Kinda reminds me of the toilet-dancing dude, but downsized in light of the economic downturn of the past few years.
Also interesting to see some of the Hooters' birds actually had hooters (excepting the gaijin ring-ins, of course, who also had decent arses). One of the birds with boobs was, however, built almost like a female shotputter from the former East Germany during the days of the Cold War Olympics.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:27 pm

Ganma wrote:Nice work! BTW how was the food?

It's microwaved food. They can't screw it up that badly.
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Postby Ganma » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:09 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Noticed this was trending on Youtube:

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Those are some pretty lame-o dance moves ... done half-assed too. If I wanted to see a show I'd prefer to see a show done by pros. :cool:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:24 pm

I went yesterday afternoon. The food's about as good as the girls are hot.
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:37 am

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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:55 am

If those ugly girls are serving my food, it better be good.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:53 am

Hooters says it has averaged over 500 customers a day since it opened which is better than they expected. The local boss says he now wants to get permission from head office to create some menu items specific to Japan.

You know, he might be right that they could be successful. However, if I was Hooters head office, I'd think seriously about firing him (or whatever they can do to rein him in under the franchise agreement).

If your local manager is already thinking about going off piste after barely a month in operation, then he clearly has big plans for himself which don't necessarily include you.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:58 pm

Mulboyne wrote:The local boss says he now wants to get permission from head office to create some menu items specific to Japan.

They already have with the lunch pasta menu. Next: Tuna and corn pizza.
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Postby IparryU » Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:06 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:They already have with the lunch pasta menu. Next: Tuna and corn pizza.

people dont go there for the fucking food? why make a new menue?

I went there (again) last week and saw 2 tables of girls... not with their bosses, but just 4 girls and another with 3 girls... Opens open windows for dykes too!

Hootless is taking business from the lunch spot next door (Westlands or something like that) even though the girls said that lunch died down.

when it is dead, the manager sends them off on foot for a walk around to see how the other shops are doing. that is a damn good idea because people would follow them back to the hive...

Even though they are hootless, hooters does its fuckin job to men's (and dyke's) eyes.
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:14 am

Hooters Japan boss Mitsuo Tanabe is interviewed in Japanese here. It covers similar territory to the Japan Today interview in English here.

The additional information he gives is that the first week's takings were a record for any new Hooters branch and he is hoping to set a first month record too. I'm sure the current exchange rate helps with that calculation.

He mentioned to JT that Ginza and Shinagawa were both possible expansion areas but adds here that a beach side location in Okinawa is also under consideration.

Despite the queues, Hooters has no plans to limit the time customers can spend dining, especially since some have come far to try it out. Tanabe thinks Japanese are very good at hospitality businesses because they are good at working out what customers might want.

Tanabe says "Hooters Girl" is a recognized and respected job title in its own right in America and he wants to create that status in Japan too.

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Postby Bucky » Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:11 am



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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:34 pm

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This is Miyo, who was chosen as Japan's representative for the Miss Hooters competition.

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She lost to Lindsey Way from Florida.

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More contest photos here.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:51 pm

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:16 am

Mulboyne wrote:Image

This is Miyo, who was chosen as Japan's representative for the Miss Hooters competition.


Her comparatively flat chest made me, at least, miss hooters...
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Postby Coligny » Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:05 pm

Yeah... but those incredibul ears have such a geeky Vulcan touch...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:22 pm

Because the site needs some intellectual discussion, I'm proud to announce that reports are saying Hooters Ginza is poised to open this summer...
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Postby matsuki » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:50 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Her comparatively flat chest made me, at least, miss hooters...


Comparatively and fake...:confused:
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Postby Greji » Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:07 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Her comparatively flat chest made me, at least, miss hooters...

Not me. I'd take off me shoes and run barefooted around on her chest in a flash.....
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Re: Hard Rock Cafe For Narita

Postby matsuki » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:31 pm

So my new lemur works at Foooootaaahz and I can't stop laughing at the shit I hear from her...

1.) Barely any English ability but they're forced to memorize the menu, drink ingredients, songs, etc. in English. :roll:

2.) Perv managers always offering the girls to stay with them if they miss their last train. (they're open til the wee hours of the morning)

3.) As you might expect (TIJ) there are several customers using the place to replace their hostess bar trips. One guy in particular is there everyday and literally will not take his eyes off the girls tits...I mean, we go there for the hooters but the dude has the menu memorized and does not break his stare for anything.

4.) They are trying to be Amerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrican stairu and do not use keigo towards customers. This has resulted in numerous assaults and angry complaints from customers who can't wrap their heads around the concept...yet the management refuses to "warn" customers about this, calling it a "friendly surprise."

5.) Sounds like it's operated like a franchise with Japaneeeeze in control so.....
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:40 pm

Does she have real hooters or does she use the advanced Japanese construction bras that seem to defy understanding as to how they can make mountains out of molehills? :twisted:

Another question - did you pick her up at her work? :lol:
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Postby matsuki » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:55 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Does she have real hooters or does she use the advanced Japanese construction bras that seem to defy understanding as to how they can make mountains out of molehills? :twisted:

Another question - did you pick her up at her work? :lol:


She's no G cup like my last one :cry: but large Japanese D's that are made into mountains with a gravity defying bra and tiny hooters shirt.

I wish I could say I picked her up at work but she picked me up after stalking me a bit on facebook :shock:
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Postby Coligny » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:30 pm

chokonen888 wrote:4.) They are trying to be Amerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrican stairu and do not use keigo towards customers. This has resulted in numerous assaults and angry complaints from customers who can't wrap their heads around the concept...yet the management refuses to "warn" customers about this, calling it a "friendly surprise."


Can somebody explain that part slowly to mee ?

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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:37 pm

I hate keigo with a passion!! I would probably go to Hooters just to speak some normal Japanese for a change.

I hate it when staff continue to use it when you ask them not to - especially on the phone. FFS it is not service when the customer can't understand what the hell you are trying to communicate.

My Japanese is pretty good but my keigo sucks.

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Postby Coligny » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:40 pm

WHAT IS KEIGO FFS ?

(rewatching those old videos... they are really depressing... I might not be in the right mood or something...)
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Postby IparryU » Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:16 pm

GomiGirl wrote:I hate keigo with a passion!! I would probably go to Hooters just to speak some normal Japanese for a change.

I hate it when staff continue to use it when you ask them not to - especially on the phone. FFS it is not service when the customer can't understand what the hell you are trying to communicate.

My Japanese is pretty good but my keigo sucks.

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:18 pm

Coligny wrote:WHAT IS KEIGO FFS ?


You're just trolling, right?
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Postby Coligny » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:58 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Coligny wrote:WHAT IS KEIGO FFS ?


You're just trolling, right?


I guess it's another local pidgin...


wikipedia for the win...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manual_keigo

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Postby yanpa » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:19 pm

Keigo is a cunning way of filling in time which would otherwise be wasted with thought, reflection, introspection, etcetera.
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