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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:32 pm

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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:06 pm

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This sure beats that yankee toilet paper....
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Postby IparryU » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:23 pm

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I wish mine was this big...
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:19 pm

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"It's ribbed, for my pleasure."
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:43 pm

Capitalist running dogs, dine on the corn in my shit.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:54 pm

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I think this would go well on pizza...
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:33 pm

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So, what is this corn hole they speak off in the west?
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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:40 pm

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Food and human rights? Silly imperialists!
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:29 am

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"Nobody told me about this when they asked if I wanted guns or butter"
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Postby Sloth » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:04 am

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Let's spark this blunt and get doooown! Who got the kettle chips?
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Postby Adhesive » Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:30 am

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""Years of porn" you imbeciles!! "YEARS OF PORN!!!!""
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Postby Tsuru » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:08 am

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/
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Postby Failsafe » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:40 am

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:23 pm

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Postby Tommybar » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:50 pm

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I could feed 2 people with this but I think I will make biofuel for my war machine instead.
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Postby Hikonejou » Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:18 pm

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"Is this Organic?"
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Postby dimwit » Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:15 pm

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Penile warts! Pshaw! I have more on one testicle than this.
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Postby AML » Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:12 pm

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"Soon my pretty, soon"

or

"Tonight, its all about you and me baby!"
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Postby Midwinter » Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:01 pm

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Ahh, my digestive system just isn't what it used to be. One more time then...
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Postby davai-davai IV » Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:25 am

same pic, Kimmi with the corn:

Long life free trade.

This beats nuclear thousand fold.
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Postby Osakadave » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:59 am

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Here's the blow, now where're the hookers?
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:17 pm

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"Great, I'm all set. What are you guys gonna eat?"
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:51 pm

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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:07 pm

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Postby Pearse » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:24 pm

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The people will be glad to drink my pee.
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Postby Iraira » Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:18 pm

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This from 4000 nuclear fuel rods?
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:12 pm

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"Where the hell is my lime wedge, you incompetent fool?! Guards, have this man sent away for reeducation!!"
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Postby Christoff » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:00 am

This is not hennessy!!!
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Postby wuchan » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:43 am

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You're sure this is lindsay lohan's piss? I hope so, I wana get fucked up tonight.
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Postby Thanatos' embalmed botfly » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:26 am

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"... so this is your whole family eh... well, don't just stand there, get me a fucking cup!"
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