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Postby Greji » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:12 am

McTojo wrote:Ambitions: Extinguish all non-Japanese elements in Japan.


You can start with my non-J johnson. I recommend that the best way to extinguish it, would be to blow it out....

I await your kind services......
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Postby IparryU » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:12 am

iHUMAN wrote:Age: 43

Sex: at least 4 times a week (with one gf)

Nationality: Dutch




Why are we doing this???

Age: 25
Sex: lucky if the wife is up to it after 2 kids... i feel like i am fuggin 50 now
Nationality: pinchi Americano

Why are we doing this... cause we have tried to entertain ourselves with other shit, got bored of it, and new fucks like McBlowJob kill the mood.
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Postby BigInJapan » Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:50 pm

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Postby Midwinter » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:59 pm

McTojo wrote:I reinforce nihonjinron(ism), even giving them quizzes to see if they remember important holidays. For example, "what day is Dec. 25th what day is Dec. 24th, and what day is Dec. 23." I love watching their faces light up over the 24th and 25th, and then watching how dumb they look scrambling over the significance of Dec. 23rd, then, either scolding them or encouraging them if they know the correct answer. I'd say they are receiving a valuable education from me just from that fact alone. I've been doing that for years, in addition to teaching them useful English. For me to leave, would be removing someone who contributes to the spiritual and moral welfare of the country. You should know better!


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Your mother really should have swallowed you when your caveman-like troll of a father spat you from his loins.

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Ambition: To live just long enough to see McTojo reamed by a wandering KKK redneck.
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Postby McTojo » Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:34 pm

Midwinter wrote:Your mother really should have swallowed you when your caveman-like troll of a father spat you from his loins.
Age: Somewhere in the middle
Nationality: Hater
Ambition: To live just long enough to see McTojo reamed by a wandering KKK redneck.


That's rather unkind of you. You know, I could recommend a good shrink for you. Appreciate the significance of my intellectual contributions to this country. Even my neighbors tremble in fear. I love Nippon.
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Postby Midwinter » Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:28 pm

McTojo wrote:That's rather unkind of you. You know, I could recommend a good shrink for you. Appreciate the significance of my intellectual contributions to this country. Even my neighbors tremble in fear. I love Nippon.


No, rather unkind would be me giving said redneck directions to your place and stealing his lube while he was looking at the map.
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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:40 pm

McTojo wrote:Even my neighbors tremble in fear.


That's because they don't want to be eaten by that huge tentacle monster of a neighbor.
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Postby Greji » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:03 pm

McTojo wrote:Appreciate the significance of my intellectual contributions to this country.


That's really a hard act to follow......
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Postby Christoff » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:55 pm

omae mona wrote:Maybe because the site's owner selflessly runs this forum using his own time and money, and it's nice to help him out with some of the costs rather than just taking, taking, taking? I know, crazy thought...



Thread jack and off topic but I want to address this anyway.

Look, clearly you spend time for a reason, maybe it gives you a sense of community or just to cure your morbid curiosity; none the less it gives you something. Why not give something back if only ten fucking dollars or W11,361. We are all adults here, most of us anyway. I dont understand why this is such a foreign concept, this shit aint free. Servers and bandwidth cost money. Every time you post a dumb ass comment or a photo of a retarded gaijin, that shit cost money.

That is all!
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Postby McTojo » Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:58 am

[quote="Christoff"]Thread jack and off topic but I want to address this anyway.

Look, clearly you spend time for a reason, maybe it gives you a sense of community or just to cure your morbid curiosity]


How dare you even comment on this forum. This is a body of collective minds that have opinions. I believe that I speak for the greater good.
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Postby Christoff » Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:29 pm

chieokurei...
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Postby Coligny » Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:54 pm

Coligny wrote:Age: 35.95
Sex: Gigantic
Nationality: Frankreich...jin...


Muwahahahaha... I got greysnotted for this with

"You're a troll."

as a comment...

Didn't we reach our quotas of mouth breather for the rest of the year ?
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Postby JAVGOD » Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:16 am

Haro, Plincesses!

I am 39
Nationality: NOTP
Sex 24-7 (it is starting to hurt)

I shoot JAV
I shoot American Asian Sluts too...

Not with burrets - wif HD and 3D cams.

Who else in Mizu Shobai?
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Postby matsuki » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:26 pm

Age: 30
Sex: Each month thirty one flavors and a wife ain't one.
Nationality: Native American

I manage a small trading company in Tokyo when I probably should be staring in JAVGOD's films.
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Postby vanilla coke » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:46 pm

im 30s australian guy.
been here for 3 years and counting....
just starting to get my sea legs...
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Postby sublight » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:11 pm

Age: My body's bumping up against 40, so I figure if I bump it up against enough 20-year-olds, that will down the average.
Sex: Not nearly enough, in my opinion.
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Postby John Dillinger » Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:12 pm

I've never actually set foot in Japan, just mainly a Japanophile, but I've been here under about 4 different usernames over the years,(Kaibutsu, Pencilslave, Densuke Mifune and John Dillinger) this one being the most recent.
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Postby wuchan » Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:34 pm

age: mentally or physically?
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race: townie
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Postby CrankyBastard » Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:19 pm

Age: Not quite over the hill, but I've got a pretty good view of the valley.
Sex: Yes, please.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:49 pm

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Postby rooboy » Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:08 pm

As for me, no avatar so I don't have to answer diddly squat cept age - 26. Us Aussies finish high school when we're 18, no hanging around at school when we're 19.
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Postby nikoneko » Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:53 pm

rooboy wrote:As for me, no avatar so I don't have to answer diddly squat cept age - 26. Us Aussies finish high school when we're 18, no hanging around at school when we're 19.

Yeah kinda figured college wasn't in the mix for you after reading some of your posts. :rofl:
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Postby rooboy » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:16 pm

nikoneko wrote:Yeah kinda figured college wasn't in the mix for you after reading some of your posts. :rofl:


I spose you're easy to spot in Japan - you're the bloke withe "Epic Literacy Fail" sticker on your forehead. What 'college' did you go to when you can't read?:drool:

Us Aussies are at university (nah, we don't say college unless we go there cause colleges are different and don't need the academic level you need for uni) when we're 18/19 yrs old depending on when our birthdays are. So many of us start uni younger. Obviously you need more years of study even now cause you can't read.:spin:
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Postby Ganma » Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:32 pm

Some people were totally freaked out by the pig-monkey avatar (both of them)...

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I guess mutant animals hit a little too close to home. :D
So not being a stubborn guy I changed it in commemoration of the passing of Joe Yamanaka to a Flower Travellin' Band album cover - Satori - T shirt.
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Postby matsuki » Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:52 pm

Ganma wrote:Some people were totally freaked out by the pig-monkey avatar (both of them)...


I liked it better when I was still guessing what the hell it was :)

I wonder if anyone recognizes mine as Geronimo...complete with tanuki paint that apparently gave rise to the name "Apache" (it means raccoon to some tribes we pillaged in Mexico) Just as Japan has it's Kansai people, Tohoku people, etc. We have Navajo, Western Apache, Chiricahua, Mescalero, Jicarilla, Lipan, and Plains Apache. (obviously these are Spanish/English names assigned to the groups) Chokonen is the Apache word for the Chiricahua group of which my father's side of the family mostly comes from. (the rest being Navajo)

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Postby Russell » Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:13 pm

Ganma wrote:Some people were totally freaked out by the pig-monkey avatar (both of them)...

:puke:
I guess mutant animals hit a little too close to home. :D
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Wasn't this a crossbreeding between a human and a goat then?
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Postby Greji » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:55 pm

Russell wrote:Wasn't this a crossbreeding between a human and a goat then?
(Greiji, where were you???)

Statements against self interest are not required on this board.....
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Postby Shit_Jappens » Fri Oct 12, 2012 5:52 pm

Coligny wrote:
Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:I guess I can start, since I was bold enough to make the thread:

Age: 21
Sex: Male
Nationality: Norway


Age: 35.95
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Age:38
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Postby IparryU » Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:13 pm

IparryU wrote:
iHUMAN wrote:Age: 43

Sex: at least 4 times a week (with one gf)

Nationality: Dutch




Why are we doing this???

Age: 25
Sex: lucky if the wife is up to it after 2 kids... i feel like i am fuggin 50 now
Nationality: pinchi Americano

Why are we doing this... cause we have tried to entertain ourselves with other shit, got bored of it, and new fucks like McBlowJob kill the mood.

Age: 27
Sex: all the time since the divorce...
Nationality: still a pinche Americano
Why the hell would I update this... cause I am divorced dammit!
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Postby matsuki » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:13 am

IparryU wrote:
IparryU wrote:
iHUMAN wrote:Age: 43

Sex: at least 4 times a week (with one gf)

Nationality: Dutch




Why are we doing this???

Age: 25
Sex: lucky if the wife is up to it after 2 kids... i feel like i am fuggin 50 now
Nationality: pinchi Americano

Why are we doing this... cause we have tried to entertain ourselves with other shit, got bored of it, and new fucks like McBlowJob kill the mood.

Age: 27
Sex: all the time since the divorce...
Nationality: still a pinche Americano
Why the hell would I update this... cause I am divorced dammit!


Single life = :mrgreen:
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