This is the bomb!

[Greji]

[Iraira]

Don't even worry about being called koitsu. Start referring to the family members by charming English expressions, "cumbubble", "rectal friction blister", "monkey spanker", etc. Eventually, they'll find out what you are calling them, and maybe...just maybe, they'll realize that you know what they've been calling you. Regarding the wife, ask if you can choke her while having sex, if she says ok, tie your belt around her neck.
Don't kill her.

I have only been married and divorced once.

[BigInJapan]

[Bucky]

[FG Lurker]

Congratulations on the 1/2 year and the new hafu.

Whoa, his kid's a new half?

[dimwit]

[Greji]

Whoa, his kid's a new half?

Hold on there Lurk. I know that excited you, but I already called "nibs," so youse gotta wait your turn....

[ChrisRose]

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

[legion]

[memow]

I guess this is the place for me to post.

I have been following several rss seeds including FG, and usually i enjoyed reading the forum. So why shouldnt i get involved?
Most of you may be gaijins and f**ed actually. But i am worse: i am Turkish, speaking English plus trying to learn Japanese without any proper help and purpose. Even my wife couldnt understand why i am trying to learn japanese, however she is my wife so she is supposed to support me unconditionally or something like that.

So i'll be around from now on.

[IparryU]

I guess this is the place for me to post.

I have been following several rss seeds including FG, and usually i enjoyed reading the forum. So why shouldnt i get involved?
Most of you may be gaijins and f**ed actually. But i am worse: i am Turkish, speaking English plus trying to learn Japanese without any proper help and purpose. Even my wife couldnt understand why i am trying to learn japanese, however she is my wife so she is supposed to support me unconditionally or something like that.

So i'll be around from now on.

well that is great to hear memow!

Is the wify japanese or FG?
if japanese, dont speak english to her even though she feels better than other japanese people cause she can speak english

if not japanese.... find a japanese "friend" to help you learn the language...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I guess this is the place for me to post.

I have been following several rss seeds including FG, and usually i enjoyed reading the forum. So why shouldnt i get involved?
Most of you may be gaijins and f**ed actually. But i am worse: i am Turkish, speaking English plus trying to learn Japanese without any proper help and purpose. Even my wife couldnt understand why i am trying to learn japanese, however she is my wife so she is supposed to support me unconditionally or something like that.

So i'll be around from now on.

I kiss you!

[IparryU]

I kiss you!

getting a lil squirly there screwed-down/up-bodyparts.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

getting a lil squirly there screwed-down/up-bodyparts.

I kiss you
Mahir

[Greji]

I kiss you
Mahir

Damn, I was starting to get a stiffy there 'till I figured out you were talking about that dude......

[IparryU]

Damn, I was starting to get a stiffy there 'till I figured out you were talking about that dude......

i was stiffed until i saw them pics...

[memow]

well that is great to hear memow!

Is the wify japanese or FG?
if japanese, dont speak english to her even though she feels better than other japanese people cause she can speak english

if not japanese.... find a japanese "friend" to help you learn the language...

My wife is not japanese, on the contrary when i spoke japanese to her she gets kinda mad (well well he starts again )

finding a japanese (or jap. speaking) friend is a good idea but i've been a self-learner all this time, books, net etc. Well this may be a start anyway.

[memow]

Damn, I was starting to get a stiffy there 'till I figured out you were talking about that dude......

Beware what you get a stiffy for I almost forgot this guy and i will not thank you for reminder Screwed-down Hairdo. And also sorry for causing you to remember him

This Mahir guy was not very popular in the country but I see his fame as an internet figure came even to you. He was kind a weirdo, popularity monkey, good-for-nothing (as we call such).

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Actually, [I]toruko [/I]is one my favorite activities in Japan!

And I really do love Turkey. Has to be one of the greatest countries on Earth (except when you slaughtered all our young soldiers at Gallipoli )

[memow]

Actually, [I]toruko [/I]is one my favorite activities in Japan!

And I really do love Turkey. Has to be one of the greatest countries on Earth (except when you slaughtered all our young soldiers at Gallipoli )

Do you mean torukoburo, turkish-bath. I've never been to a turkish-bath before . Or else what is a toruko activity

I am not sure if the Turkey is one of the greatest countries. It doesnt seem so great nowadays, yet i love living here, home anyway. But slaughter was a bit harsh, it was a war after all. Some armies came to invade, and ours resisted (and won eventually). Young or not, so many people died from both sides at war unfortunately. Best is not to battle. Youngster are to stay at home, hang out with friends, love and learn, drink, chase chicks etc. (i sound sooooo old:))

Also i know an anectode about this gallipoli war. I may tell some other time.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Do you mean torukoburo, turkish-bath. I've never been to a turkish-bath before . Or else what is a toruko activity

I do indeed. But the Japanese have a different interpretation of what a toruko-buro is compared to the real thing. I really can't explain without, perhaps, offending Islamic sensibilities.

I am not sure if the Turkey is one of the greatest countries. It doesnt seem so great nowadays, yet i love living here, home anyway. But slaughter was a bit harsh, it was a war after all. Some armies came to invade, and ours resisted (and won eventually). Young or not, so many people died from both sides at war unfortunately. Best is not to battle. Youngster are to stay at home, hang out with friends, love and learn, drink, chase chicks etc. (i sound sooooo old:))

Also i know an anectode about this gallipoli war. I may tell some other time.

Turkey is certainly great, even if not a world power. Your people are tremendous....As for Gallipoli, it formed a wonderful friendship between our two countries and a bond that will never be broken, which means "all's well that ends well" in my book.

[memow]

I do indeed. But the Japanese have a different interpretation of what a toruko-buro is compared to the real thing. I really can't explain without, perhaps, offending Islamic sensibilities.


Turkey is certainly great, even if not a world power. Your people are tremendous....As for Gallipoli, it formed a wonderful friendship between our two countries and a bond that will never be broken, which means "all's well that ends well" in my book.

I liked you man, thanks for the kindness. I searched this torukoburo thing and i guess that stuff offends anyone with a sense though i am not muslim . But it's funny that a cover name for a "bad" place turn into a international problem. and used by people inconsiderately.

Bond among the public opinion is good but bond between the states is just show, bro. Yet, as people we think well about each other, at least most of us. What i know is people who went to gallipoli and pray for who died in gallipoli, they pray for the Anzac boys as well. So many people told me stories of mutual understanding, aid at battlefield during cease-fire hours. Sharing bread, speaking from bunker to bunker. Yet when the shooting started they become armies again and kill each other. Sad.

So lets move on, i thought there are smart and kind people and look i was right. I have already found an Anzac friend. A good start!

[Stuart Walden]

I am Stuart Walden. Real estate entrepreneur, former tenured-university professor, Maybach 57 owner and outcast from other Japan-related forums due to jealousy of my successful life.

Look forward to some intellectual jousting and a little banter.

S Walden

[FG Lurker]

I am Stuart Walden. Real estate entrepreneur, former tenured-university professor, Maybach 57 owner and outcast from other Japan-related forums due to jealousy of my successful life.

Man, the trolls of 2010 have been a particularly fruitful batch. Here's hoping for a less trollful 2011.

[Yokohammer]

Man, the trolls of 2010 have been a particularly fruitful batch. Here's hoping for a less trollful 2011.

Is someone doing IP checks to ensure that we're not seeing multiple-personality trolls?

[FG Lurker]

Funny thing is, the guy isn't even trying to be subtle about it. Fuck, his avatar even looks like a troll...!

[Mulboyne]

As far as FG is concerned, any new member comes with a clean slate, and is welcome to post.

Welcome to the board SW.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Funny thing is, the guy isn't even trying to be subtle about it. Fuck, his avatar even looks like a troll...!

It's the spitting image of me, except that bloke has more (and cleaner) teeth...

[Typhoon]

I am Stuart Walden. Real estate entrepreneur, former tenured-university professor, Maybach 57 owner and outcast from other Japan-related forums due to jealousy of my successful life.

Look forward to some intellectual jousting and a little banter.

S Walden

You forgot wanker.