Ayumi Hamasaki Marrying an FG?

by **IkemenTommy** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:48 pm

Typhoon wrote:Your treasures?

Shirley you must be joking.

Nah, I think he is serious. He probably thinks Koda Kumi has talent.

by **BigInJapan** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:50 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Nah, I think he is serious. He probably thinks Koda Kumi has talent.

Classic expression...

Koda Kumi has many talents, and loves to show them off whenever she gets a chance :wink:

[Embiggen]

by **Yokohammer** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:22 am

BigInJapan wrote:Koda Kumi has many talents, and loves to show them off whenever she gets a chance

Many? I can only see two. On the other hand ... they'll do. :mrgreen:

There are probably a few more hidden away somewhere as well.

by **Greji** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:27 am

McTojo wrote:I am so sick and tired of our treasures marrying these guys.

Whadda you mean "our?" You gotta turd in your pocket?
:confused:

by **BigInJapan** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:08 am

Yokohammer wrote:Many? I can only see two. On the other hand ... they'll do.
There are probably a few more hidden away somewhere as well.

A couple more of her "hidden" talents (OK, not so hidden...).

by **Kanchou** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:01 am

kuainiri wrote:I agree with fatslug. This b!tch is ugly as hell. Both her and Mao Asada have really weird faces, I can only describe it as fetus face. I rather bang Imoto Ayako any day of the week, as long she wears a mask!:p

Take the makeup off the eyebrows and I wouldn't even need a mask.

It seems to me that all the figure skaters in Japan have identical faces. But none of them are really that cute. Mao is passable though.

by **Mulboyne** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:39 am

Cyzo reveals (Japanese) that Hamsaki has a long history of taking short trips abroad to shag foreign men. "Sources" say that she enjoyed the relative anonymity, and regularly fell for a series of gigolo types, much to the consternation of her staff and family. They hint that Manny just happened to be the one who slipped through.

The article refers back to the story which started this thread and seems to confirm that her relationship with Nagase was a PR sham. Cyzo doesn't appear to hold out much hope for the marriage, pointing out that Riona Hazuki's quickie wedding abroad ended in divorce within 2 months.

The thought of the bearded Schwarz reminds Cyzo of this party kit, available on Amazon.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:42 am

I hope this guy makes it long enough to take her to the cleaners.

by **Greji** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:00 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Cyzo reveals (Japanese) that Hamsaki has a long history of taking short trips abroad to shag foreign men.

Hey, I could really save her some travel costs.....
:cool:

by **Mulboyne** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:55 am

That didn't last long. A year on, she's announced she's getting divorced. She married in America and has filed papers there. She says that, since the earthquake, she no longer wants to live away from Japan.

by **IparryU** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:41 am

Mulboyne wrote:That didn't last long. A year on, she's announced she's getting divorced. She married in America and has filed papers there. She says that, since the earthquake, she no longer wants to live away from Japan.

Why? she wants to bask in radiation? ass backwards logic there... not like she is going to do anything she couldn't do from overseas.

by **Yokohammer** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:57 am

Uh-oh ... bored with that sausage. On to the next one.

Its nice to know that one of the biggest natural disasters in recorded history is at least serving as an excuse for divorce, especially when it's for one of the world's towering talents. I guess it's true what they say about every cloud having a silver lining.

[SIZE="1"](I really don't need to use the [Sarcasm][/Sarcasm] tags on this one, do I?)[/SIZE]

by **matsuki** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:04 am

LOL, that was fast

by **Iraira** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:06 pm

Too soon to ask her out on a date? "Hey, baby, I live here, so we're already in agreement on that."
Pluses: she's loaded and has a decent bod (or has the money to fix things that time and weird sexual positions might cause damage to).
Negative: she sings through her nose in a voice that can sterilize toads at 200 yards.

by **Ganma** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:53 pm

by **IparryU** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:03 am

Iraira wrote:Too soon to ask her out on a date? "Hey, baby, I live here, so we're already in agreement on that."
Pluses: she's loaded and has a decent bod (or has the money to fix things that time and weird sexual positions might cause damage to).
Negative: she sings through her nose in a voice that can sterilize toads at 200 yards.

most the japanese girls that have "cute voices" talk through their noses... that and they force themselves to be pigeon toed...

by **matsuki** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:01 am

Ganma wrote:One of the reasons is apparently because he did a nude photo shoot collection. Sounds like he liked to play the wild card a bit too much (Or the gay card. A nude male photo collection??? Come on.) for her liking...a fun guy for a gal to date but not marriage material in the end. C'est la vie.

My guess is she encouraged him to do it...instant divorce excuse material. "A Japanese would never do something like that!"

...they'd do something far more respectable

:bukkake:

by **Greji** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:12 am

Iraira wrote:Too soon to ask her out on a date? "Hey, baby, I live here, so we're already in agreement on that."
Pluses: she's loaded and has a decent bod (or has the money to fix things that time and weird sexual positions might cause damage to).
Negative: she sings through her nose in a voice that can sterilize toads at 200 yards.

You're right on there, but as for the negative, who cares about how she sings, I ain't planning on stuffing it in her nose...
:cool:

by **Yokohammer** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:20 am

Greji wrote:I ain't planning on stuffing it in her nose...

I woulda thought that'd be the only place it'd be a tight fit ...

(Ba-da-boom ... I'll get my coat ... whoosh ... :arrow:

)

by **matsuki** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:31 am

Yokohammer wrote:I woulda thought that'd be the only place it'd be a tight fit ...

(Ba-da-boom ... I'll get my coat ... whoosh ... )

If her snatch is anything like the rest of her body, it's probably been tightened to give her that ol "innocent girl" feel

by **Coligny** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:15 pm

chokonen888 wrote:If her snatch is anything like the rest of her body, it's probably been tightened to give her that ol "innocent girl" feel

Tssss... at her point, she just stuff herself with a tenga... win all around...

The guy think he's in the tight while she got a big stuffing that she might even feel...

I'm sure she's wide enough to be used as seaworthyness ship gauge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panamax#References).. The Hamasakimax... Like the Chinamax but with limited air draft...

by **Ganma** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:55 pm

chokonen888 wrote:My guess is she encouraged him to do it...instant divorce excuse material. "A Japanese would never do something like that!"

...they'd do something far more respectable

Nope she found out about it after the fact.

by **Greji** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:27 pm

Coligny wrote:Tssss... at her point, she just stuff herself with a tenga... win all around...

The guy think he's in the tight while she got a big stuffing that she might even feel...

I'm sure she's wide enough to be used as seaworthyness ship gauge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panamax#References).. The Hamasakimax... Like the Chinamax but with limited air draft...

That's all probably true, but I still don't s'pose I'd get very pissed off if she told me in the morning that I was a horrible fucking lay.....
:cool:

by **Iraira** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:32 pm

J-friend of mine (guy) predicts that she'll get married to a Japanese guy in about a year, and they'll get divorced about 8 months later. She'll get married to another gaijin about 18 months after that divorce.
If he's right, I'm taking him to Vegas (not for a marriage at the Church of the Velvet Elvis)....then retirement. :cool:

by **matsuki** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:28 am

Iraira wrote:J-friend of mine (guy) predicts that she'll get married to a Japanese guy in about a year, and they'll get divorced about 8 months later. She'll get married to another gaijin about 18 months after that divorce.
If he's right, I'm taking him to Vegas (not for a marriage at the Church of the Velvet Elvis)....then retirement.

I dunno, that pattern is pretty tried and true...

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