Boys, Be Ambitious: Get Thee to Singapore!

[Catoneinutica]

...because it's minxtacular (feel free to use the slogan, S'pore Tourism Authority)! Went there and to Bangkok over the holidays. Yes, it's still Singa-bore if you're an olde married fart like me, but if you have YBF and like to get around, I can't imagine a better place. Just go to any shopping center: the number of head (heh)-turning vixens is astounding. They seem to prefer long, naturally black hair - none of that long-haired-dachshund-orange-brown nastiness that you see so often in Japan - and they're generally not afflicted by malocclusion and stubby legs the way J-chix are. Plus, the tropical climate means lots of subtle cleavage and fine hip-and-leg revealing skirts and shorts. All in all the most exquisite chix in Asia, IMO. (A case could be made for S. Korea, but the madness of K-chix is a bit off-putting).

[Coligny]

...because it's minxtacular (feel free to use the slogan, S'pore Tourism Authority)! Went there and to Bangkok over the holidays. Yes, it's still Singa-bore if you're an olde married fart like me, but if you have YBF and like to get around, I can't imagine a better place. Just go to any shopping center: the number of head (heh)-turning vixens is astounding. They seem to prefer long, naturally black hair - none of that long-haired-dachshund-orange-brown nastiness that you see so often in Japan - and they're generally not afflicted by malocclusion and stubby legs the way J-chix are. Plus, the tropical climate means lots of subtle cleavage and fine hip-and-leg revealing skirts and shorts. All in all the most exquisite chix in Asia, IMO. (A case could be made for S. Korea, but the madness of K-chix is a bit off-putting).

Daguerrotype or it didun't happen...

[Samurai_Jerk]

...because it's minxtacular (feel free to use the slogan, S'pore Tourism Authority)! Went there and to Bangkok over the holidays. Yes, it's still Singa-bore if you're an olde married fart like me, but if you have YBF and like to get around, I can't imagine a better place. Just go to any shopping center: the number of head (heh)-turning vixens is astounding. They seem to prefer long, naturally black hair - none of that long-haired-dachshund-orange-brown nastiness that you see so often in Japan - and they're generally not afflicted by malocclusion and stubby legs the way J-chix are. Plus, the tropical climate means lots of subtle cleavage and fine hip-and-leg revealing skirts and shorts. All in all the most exquisite chix in Asia, IMO. (A case could be made for S. Korea, but the madness of K-chix is a bit off-putting).

I think you're suffering from grass-is-always-greener syndrome. And if you think Korean chicks are nuts you ain't going to be able to handle Chinese chicks. Anyway, I don't think I saw one hot girl when I was in Singapore other than the one I was traveling with.

[CrankyBastard]

'Ahh, from Queen st through past Victoria st with a dance of a thousand arses as you passed Bugis st.
All the beanie boys were absolute stunners, the women, however were somewhat mediocre by comparison, if memory seves me right!
Catoneinutica, are you sure what you were looking at was what you were looking at?

[Catoneinutica]

I think you're suffering from grass-is-always-greener syndrome. And if you think Korean chicks are nuts you ain't going to be able to handle Chinese chicks. Anyway, I don't think I saw one hot girl when I was in Singapore other than the one I was traveling with.

Then you was lookin' in the wrong places, balla. I don't doubt that Chinese chix have their own complications, and the really sleek 'n sexy ones probably expect you to own an Audi at the very least, but while the wifey-wife was shopping I had a chance to do some empirical research, and the percentage of chix I defined as "bangable" at one of the Orchard Road malls was no less than about 40 percent, on par with the best Japanese spots. Plus, they're fluent in English, so they're easy to chat up: "Hey, I see you're reading Tintern Abbey. You know, some critics say Wordsworth's reputation would be better if he'd died young like Byron." When you try that in Japan and initiate a conversation with a girl reading an English-language book, you usually get the schematic Japanese gobbledy-gook, "I study English literature. Who is my favorite writer? I don't know!" But that's grist for another thread...

-catone
-of course you know I chat up chix for research purposes only

[Catoneinutica]

Daguerrotype or it didun't happen...

You know, Daguerre, or "Nadar," as he called himself, is credited with being one of the great pioneers of photography, but recent research suggests he pilfered his technique from notes left behind in Paris by Benjamin Franklin in the 1770s.

[Cyka UchuuJin]

i'm so pleased you've all started 2011 on the exact same note as 2010.

[Coligny]

i'm so pleased you've all started 2011 on the exact same note as 2010.

Judging from your avatar, I have the feeling that your statements have to be taken litterally...

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Judging from your avatar, I have the feeling that your statements have to be taken litterally...

hehehe, for you to decide...