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If Youfre Homeless In Japan, Here Are Your Options:

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Postby kuainiri » Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:45 pm

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Postby Mr Doricar » Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:52 am

I was homeless and jobless in Japan for a month. Luckily I had money and a Benz which I lived in inside a car park which had a flaw in the payment system. No joke! LOL
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Postby AlbertSiegel » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:00 pm

Mr Doricar wrote:I was homeless and jobless in Japan for a month. Luckily I had money and a Benz which I lived in inside a car park which had a flaw in the payment system. No joke! LOL


I hope you don't mind, but I would actually like to hear the story if you are okay with sharing it.
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Postby omae mona » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:11 pm

AlbertSiegel wrote:I hope you don't mind, but I would actually like to hear the story if you are okay with sharing it.


I don't care much about the homeless part, but I sure as hell want to know the trick Mr. Doricar used for free parking.
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Postby Mr Doricar » Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:17 am

Haha, ok guys here goes:

Long story,short...I was living in a house that was provided by my company. Unfortunately one too many 43 degree summer days working inside a steel constructed building without fans or aircon got the better of me and I threw a big girl hissy fit and walked out, went straight to the bar and got drunk. Next day I was kinda embarrassed about quitting after they had been pretty good to me, so I didn't go back. Slept that night just out on the road in my car, sleeping off the booze. After that I started to think "shit, this was a bad move". For the next few weeks my entire company was away in Malaysia so I couldn't even apologise if I wanted to so I slept in my Benz. Drove into the parking lot and parked it in a nice dark corner away from the lights and video cameras. Whenever I wanted to leave, I would get my buddy to drive up to the entrance (After 8pm when the staff finished for the day) get the ticket, then reverse back. I'd then run to the machine and put the ticket in and due to the 2mins stay parking is free. I'd then drive my Benz out and do the same the next day. Pretty simple really. After 2 weeks I had a nabe gas cooker in the car, pots and pans, and shit tons of water and noodles etc. in the trunk LOL. Showers consisted of sento, and did my washing at coin laundry. Some crazy month I'll tell you
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Postby AlbertSiegel » Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:32 am

wow! Crazy situation! How did you get back on your feet?
If only Bill Gates had a penny for every time Windows crashed......oh wait... he does!!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:04 pm

Mr Doricar wrote:Haha, ok guys here goes:

Long story,short...I was living in a house that was provided by my company. Unfortunately one too many 43 degree summer days working inside a steel constructed building without fans or aircon got the better of me and I threw a big girl hissy fit and walked out, went straight to the bar and got drunk. Next day I was kinda embarrassed about quitting after they had been pretty good to me, so I didn't go back. Slept that night just out on the road in my car, sleeping off the booze. After that I started to think "shit, this was a bad move". For the next few weeks my entire company was away in Malaysia so I couldn't even apologise if I wanted to so I slept in my Benz. Drove into the parking lot and parked it in a nice dark corner away from the lights and video cameras. Whenever I wanted to leave, I would get my buddy to drive up to the entrance (After 8pm when the staff finished for the day) get the ticket, then reverse back. I'd then run to the machine and put the ticket in and due to the 2mins stay parking is free. I'd then drive my Benz out and do the same the next day. Pretty simple really. After 2 weeks I had a nabe gas cooker in the car, pots and pans, and shit tons of water and noodles etc. in the trunk LOL. Showers consisted of sento, and did my washing at coin laundry. Some crazy month I'll tell you


I can't believe you got your friend to do it more than once or twice.
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Postby IparryU » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:11 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I can't believe you got your friend to do it more than once or twice.

pretty good friend!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:16 pm

IparryU wrote:pretty good friend!


A good friend whould have let him crash at his place.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Postby IparryU » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:21 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:A good friend whould have let him crash at his place.

i retract my statement...
"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I would pull out, but won't."
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Postby Hikonejou » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:47 pm

"If you are poor in Japan, however, there are a couple of interesting options for you. Better than living with the monkeys, anyways."

I could think of worse fates...
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