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Japanese Intelligence

Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:47 pm

[SIZE="4"]WikiLeaks unveils Japanese spy agency[/SIZE]

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FOR the first time since World War II, Japan is establishing a secret foreign intelligence service to spy on China and North Korea and gather information to prevent terrorist attacks.

The spy unit has been created under the wing of Japan's peak intelligence agency, the Cabinet Intelligence and Research Office, or Naicho. It is modelled on Western intelligence services such as the CIA, the Australian Secret Intelligence Service and Britain's MI6.

The existence of the new Japanese espionage capability is revealed in a leaked US diplomatic cable obtained by WikiLeaks and provided exclusively to the Herald...
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What is the "name" of the unveiled Japanese spy agency?

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:33 pm

I just gotta looove that photo of the Japanese spy's high-tech wiretap.:toothy:

Mike Oxlong wrote:[SIZE="4"]WikiLeaks unveils Japanese spy agency[/SIZE]
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Postby matsuki » Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:57 pm

Japanese intelligence...LOL

Send them secret agents overseas and watch them never come back when they see all the "gaijin" in other countries making more than them without the overtime. :nihonjin:
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Postby Coligny » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:10 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Japanese intelligence...LOL

Send them secret agents overseas and watch them never come back when they see all the "gaijin" in other countries making more than them without the overtime. :nihonjin:


Aren't ALL japanese considered spies for their empire ?

Those coc....er stole us the LCD techologie developped by the C0llege de Fr4nce... Since then it's forbidden for cleaning or maintenance people to be of japanese origin...
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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:54 pm

I thought the thread title was some kind of oxymoron.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:32 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:I thought the thread title was some kind of oxymoron.


(joke as old as the job...)
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WikiLeaks unveils Japanese spy agency

Postby Typhoon » Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:38 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:The spy unit has been created under the wing of [color="Red"]Japan's peak intelligence agency[/color], the Cabinet Intelligence and Research Office, or Naicho. It is modelled on Western intelligence services such as the CIA, the Australian Secret Intelligence Service and Britain's MI6.


Run by "Tiger" Tanaka no doubt, which
explains all the recent subway construction in Tokyo.

And what exactly is a "peak intelligence agency"?

Is there also a "post peak intelligence decline agency"?

Or did the author mean "peek intelligence agency"?
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Postby Greji » Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:52 pm

Typhoon wrote:Run by "Tiger" Tanaka no doubt, which
explains all the recent subway construction in Tokyo.

And what exactly is a "peak intelligence agency"?

Is there also a "post peak intelligence decline agency"?

Or did the author mean "peek intelligence agency"?
As in keyhole peepers?


The State Department probably doesn't know they've been embarrassed yet, since nobody has apparently informed them that CRO has been Japan's primary intelligence arm since the 1950's and Japan was assisted in the preparations for it's original setup by occupation forces. But, this, of course, is the re-invention of the wheel (or in this case, the re-discovery) which is a basic government function, so we should not be surprised at them not knowing.
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