Santana Arrested For Drugs at Narita

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Santana Arrested For Drugs at Narita

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:13 pm

No, not that one. Jose Luis Santana from Spain is the man in question. The 50 year old was arrested at Narita after customs found 2.5kg of drugs hidden in a false-bottomed suitcase. He told officials a friend had packed his case and he was just in Japan for tourism. It's not known whether he can play the guitar.

Spotted on 2ch, where commenters have also been briefly deceived by the headline.
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Postby Ganma » Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:44 pm

Was he accompanied by a black magic woman? 8)
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Postby Iraira » Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:49 pm

Ganma wrote:Was he accompanied by a black magic woman? 8)


No, She's Not There.:p
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Postby Kanchou » Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:51 pm

This is why they ask if you packed your own bags.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:36 pm

Mulboyne wrote:The 50 year old was arrested at Narita after customs found 2.5kg of drugs hidden in a false-bottomed suitcase.
"One Chain (Don't Make No Prison)".
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Postby Yokohammer » Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:49 am

The Japanese police will put and end to his Evil Ways.
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Postby BigInJapan » Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:42 am

Well All Right, but now there's Nowhere to Run and he can Say It Again, but he's got Nothing at All now...
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Postby Fullback » Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:05 am

Did he fly in from Europa?
Eh?
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Postby IparryU » Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:42 pm

if i was a customs agent i would be searching anyone in the entertainment industry... seriously... what actor/ess, singer, "idol", blah blah does not do some type of drugs?
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