Naming and Shaming

[sublight]

Guess I'm not part of the public who's heard of this particular shitwit.

-catone
-still, for every Xtian gay demon whatever, there are ten times as many islamofascists who are actually, you know, like, killing Buddhists and Hindus.
-when tossing cow heads into Hindu shrines isn't enough

I would never have noticed her if it weren't for a buzzfeed link over at The Onion.

[matsuki]

I think most of us would adopt Coligny as our red-headed stepchild, if he could prove he is toilet trained.

THIS, he can butter my pain anyday [no homo]

[Osakadave]

Journalism Hall of Shame for irresponsible reporting: http://jpquake.wikispaces.com/Journalist+Wall+of+Shame

[Mulboyne]

Journalism Hall of Shame for irresponsible reporting: http://jpquake.wikispaces.com/Journalist+Wall+of+Shame

I've got mixed feelings about that site. Some of those articles aren't as inaccurate or irresponsible as the contributors believe.

[canman]

Shaming, Japanese professional baseball. WTF are these Jijis thinking. The amount of electricity to power the Tokyo dome will light 5000 houses for a day. I feel bad for the players, since a lot of them said they don't want to play, but the league has said, we are going ahead.
If you really want to play, use outdoor stadiums at least, and play afternoon games.
I also have a problem with the Japanese high school baseball association for going ahead with their spring tournament. Again such a waste of energy, when it could be used for something better. The Hachinohe team has been stranded, not able to make it back after the earthquake, two players are from Sendai and can't locate their family members, but the games must to on.
And I really feel bad for the Sendai team, that are staying in Sendai, to help volunteer. They should get a special invitation to the summer event, if they can make it.

[damn name]

Yeah, did you see that the league owners said they would donate 1 oku yen? That's peanuts. I wouldn't put it past them to mean it's the money the players are collecting from fans at train stations.

[Mike Oxlong]

Ann Coulter: Radiation Is 'Good For You'

[FG Lurker]

Ann Coulter: Radiation Is 'Good For You'

I suggest she head on over to Fukushima and help out! She can get all the radiation she wants. I'll even pay for her ticket over if she promises to hang out close (say within a few 100 meters) of the reactors for a couple of days...

[canman]

Good god, Bill O'Reilly almost making a sane and articulate argument. Will the eyes ever fail to deceive.
Maybe Coulter thinks that with more radiation it will help get rid of her adams apple that is so visible

[CrankyBastard]

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/what-chinas-panic-buying-of-salt-means-2011-03-20


Somewhat surprisingly it has been cities across China, including Hong Kong, that have witnessed panic in recent days, in contrast to the relative calm in Japan.

[Grasshopper1]

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/what-chinas-panic-buying-of-salt-means-2011-03-20


Somewhat surprisingly it has been cities across China, including Hong Kong, that have witnessed panic in recent days, in contrast to the relative calm in Japan.

Are you kidding me, the freaks here in BeiJing bought the grocery stores out of salt. They were thinking if the radiation spread to China, a bag of salt would save them from cancer.

[cstaylor]

Are you kidding me, the freaks here in BeiJing bought the grocery stores out of salt. They were thinking if the radiation spread to China, a bag of salt would save them from cancer.

I think the two of you are in agreement, and the Chinese would have to use a LOT of salt to reach the level of a single KI tablet.

[FG Lurker]

I think the two of you are in agreement, and the Chinese would have to use a LOT of salt to reach the level of a single KI tablet.

Yup, and that much salt is likely far more harmful than any radiation it might protect from.

[dimwit]

My naming and shaming nominee is NHK for their insistance in calling it the 'Great Tohoku Kanto Earthquake'. While I don't doubt that there has been alot of suffering in the Tokyo region with the 30 plus people dead in the region, the blackouts, property damage, higher than normal radiation levels in the area, I'm pretty sure it doesn't compare to the 20,000 plus dead in Tohoku, the total lack of any power for several days, completely destroyed towns and villages, and an area 30 km in diameter that is completely uninhabitable due to the radiation. But of course, for NHK one death in Tokyo is the equavalent of about 100 death in those far away parts of Japan....

[Rant/] I wouldn't mind it being call the 'The great Tohoku -Tokyo induced disaster' since most of the bad decision making that resulted in so much death and mayhem originated in Tokyo (the seawalls that gave people a false sense of security, the evacuation plan which overopitimistically valued the safety of concrete buildings as opposed to running for the hills, and of course TEPCO).[rant over]

[canman]

Dimwit, I totally agree. I was a bit surprised when I heard the name Tohoku, Kanto earthquake. I thought they would name it the Great Sanriku earthquake, since that encompasses, Fukushima, Miyagi, and Iwate, but I guess they wanted to encompass the whole area.
Maybe they feel by adding the name Kanto it will be easier to raise and get reconstruction money to rebuild. Unfortunately most of the money will go to rebuild Tokyo Disneyland, since we all know that gets priority.

[Doctor Stop]

Yeah, Sanriku would be a hell of a lot more accurate. It doesn't include Fukushima though, but that's a minor point.

[Coligny]

Chatte.

yay, but no... Only when pussy is for the va-jay-jay... Like in "manger une grosse chatte" meaning either you went down on some ladyparts without being too picky on the lady. That... or you are Portuguese and just had a copious diner... (there is this little war with Portugal were we still believe that for them cats are parts of the food chain instead of being part of the family...).

So back on topic, for run-at-the-first-threat people:

Baltringue [bAll'trrrringue] - Little vulgar, but can totally see Sarkozy using that word on TV as it is a little old and obsolescent and therefore got a weird 'old-french' aura.

fonblar (reverse syllabus from bouffon -buffon-, fon-bou... then fonblar) - Only used by yob, chav's, OuechOuech (Jeunes-a-casquettes / cap-headed-youth) You can easily spot them as they are either on the back of a police van or burning cars and mugging people.

Poule Mouillee (wet-chicken), this one is normal language, the signification being insulting enough, the word by itself is 'litterary-grade' stuff. You might get criticism for who you call that way, but not for using that wording.

Lache - coward so out of our present scope of study.

I think most of us would adopt Coligny as our red-headed stepchild, if he could prove he is toilet trained.

heeem... aboot dat' do irritabul bowel syndrome count against the "toilet trained" qualification ? (fracking tap water...)

[Mike Oxlong]

yay, but no... Only when pussy is for the va-jay-jay... Like in "manger une grosse chatte" meaning either you went down on some ladyparts without being too picky on the lady. That... or you are Portuguese and just had a copious diner... (there is this little war with Portugal were we still believe that for them cats are parts of the food chain instead of being part of the family...).

So back on topic, for run-at-the-first-threat people:

Baltringue [bAll'trrrringue] - Little vulgar, but can totally see Sarkozy using that word on TV as it is a little old and obsolescent and therefore got a weird 'old-french' aura.

fonblar (reverse syllabus from bouffon -buffon-, fon-bou... then fonblar) - Only used by yob, chav's, OuechOuech (Jeunes-a-casquettes / cap-headed-youth) You can easily spot them as they are either on the back of a police van or burning cars and mugging people.

Poule Mouillee (wet-chicken), this one is normal language, the signification being insulting enough, the word by itself is 'litterary-grade' stuff. You might get criticism for who you call that way, but not for using that wording.

Lache - coward so out of our present scope of study.



heeem... aboot dat' do irritabul bowel syndrome count against the "toilet trained" qualification ? (fracking tap water...)

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[eddie]

Apparently many foreign execs have been bailing from Japan (with their families) on "business trips", while telling the Japanese staff they need to keep coming to work or risk losing their jobs. One of the companies this is rumoured to have happened at is the large US-based soft drink maker that starts with C...

i think i know the soft drink company you're referring to.

clunt?

[Adhesive]

He's what they call a comedians' comedian. Other comedians love him because he has no limits and will joke about anything. The more people get pissed off the worse he gets.

At the Hughe Heffner roast he went into 9/11 jokes only days after the incident. After being boo'd he went straight into the Aristocrats. lol.

[Coligny]

Guys, do we have the list of banks ready to lend money to Tepco ?

More importabtly, is there one that DON'T... so I can still have an account in japan...

[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

[matsuki]

I hope some local Fukushima victim murders the cunt.

[Catoneinutica]

[Coligny]

I hope some local Fukushima victim murders the cunt.

Aren't we in the posterchild case were this guy should be opening his bowels with a rusty dull blade ?

[Coligny]

Aren't we in the posterchild case were this guy should be opening his bowels with a rusty dull blade ?

Nope in fact that pussy was calling in sick since the 16 (source : le Figaro)

Link in Frenchejin, solly:

http://www.lefigaro.fr/flash-actu/2011/03/28/97001-20110328FILWWW00367-japon-le-patron-de-tepco-malade.php

[Mock Cockpit]

I hope some local Fukushima victim murders the cunt.

To be fair if this doesn't cause someone to have a full blown nervous breakdown, nothing will. If he has gone completely off the rails there's no way he'd be in a fit state to face anyone.

[AML]

Wife just said he will probably show up dead as he is expected to commit suicide lolz

[JAVGOD]

I think it will be a race to see who gets wacked first, the PM or TEPCO boy...
People must be sliding dohsu's under his door to help him along.

[legion]

Wife just said he will probably show up dead as he is expected to commit suicide lolz

well then he can make himself useful and go and do some wiring in Fukushima first