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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:52 pm

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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:00 am

It's about 3cm long unerect and only makes it to about 5 or 6 cm when standing to attention.
It sounds like he has a big future in Japanese AV work.
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Postby wuchan » Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:22 am

I still haven't figured out the inch to cm thing..... but three inches seems small.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:03 am

wuchan wrote:I still haven't figured out the inch to cm thing..... but three inches seems small.
Especially if they're metric inches.
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:03 am

In my gym locker room I have seen some things that look like dicks, only smaller, makes my wonder why they don't cover their shame, and it certainly is shameful. It's no wonder they exercise in spandex shorts.
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:19 am

BO-SENSEI wrote:In my gym locker room I have seen some things that look like dicks, only smaller, makes my wonder why they don't cover their shame

I guess it doesn't occur to them that there are other guys around interested in staring at their dicks.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:30 am

FG Lurker wrote:I guess it doesn't occur to them that there are other guys around interested in staring at their dicks.
I guess that's because they're too busy just trying to figure out where the hidden cameras are.

It's a cultural thing.
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:46 am

FG Lurker wrote:I guess it doesn't occur to them that there are other guys around interested in staring at their dicks.


Oh har har, does this mean I am gay because I happened to see a Japanese guy's dick? I am sure you would have seen your fair share too if have been to a Japanese gym or onsen.
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Postby nottu » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:06 am

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Postby wuchan » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:59 am

wuchan wrote:I still haven't figured out the inch to cm thing..... but three inches seems small.

metric inches? MINDFUCK:shock:
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Postby Greji » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:24 am

nottu wrote:Anybody looking that close is gay


Wanna have a close look at mine Sweetie?
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:40 am

BO-SENSEI wrote:Oh har har, does this mean I am gay because I happened to see a Japanese guy's dick?

"Happening to see" is very different from "checking them out". It seems you've been doing the latter, not the former, and then spending time thinking about the dicks you were checking out. I'm guessing you're about as not gay as Larry Craig or Ted Haggard.

BO-SENSEI wrote:I am sure you would have seen your fair share too if have been to a Japanese gym or onsen.

I've been here for 15 years and have been to plenty of gyms, sentos, and onsen. Never had an interest in checking out other guy's dicks though. To each their own I guess, but I feel bad for the hetro guys you're oggling.
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Postby BO-SENSEI » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:18 pm

Never had an interest in checking out other guy's dicks though. To each their own I guess, but I feel bad for the hetro guys you're oggling.


I didn't ask if you were interested, all I did was confirm the fact that I have seen some small pricks in my time here and you accuse me of ogling? I am very comfortable with my sexuality but I will not have you insinuating that I am gay by you or anyone.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:21 pm

BO-SENSEI wrote:I didn't ask if you were interested, all I did was confirm the fact that I have seen some small pricks in my time here and you accuse me of ogling? I am very comfortable with my sexuality but I will not have you insinuating that I am gay by you or anyone.


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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:31 pm

BO-SENSEI wrote:I am very comfortable with my sexuality but I will not have you insinuating that I am gay by you or anyone.

:rofl: Yeeeeeeah, that sounds like something a person "comfortable with their sexuality" would write. :roll: You're so "comfortable" that you can't even get a sentence out right.

As I said, you're about as not gay as Larry Craig or Ted Haggard and unsurprisingly you are reacting in much the same way. I'm shocked.
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Postby james » Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:41 pm

BO-SENSEI wrote:Oh har har, does this mean I am gay because I happened to see a Japanese guy's dick?


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Postby Midwinter » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:41 pm

Maybe we need to rename this thread, BO-SENSEI on Small Penises? :D I jest of course, I came into this discussion half expecting to find homoerotic Japanese Jiji porn so what do I know... happily disappointed none the less.
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Postby nottu » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:29 pm

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Postby dimwit » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:38 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Overseas, there are procedures using only stem cells or techniques to shift the base of the penis but, for safety and other reasons, these are not popular in Japan.



What! There was no mention of Dr Stubbs?
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:04 pm

dimwit wrote:What! There was no mention of Dr Stubbs?
Or Dr. Stubb's teacher, the pioneering Dr. Long?
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:16 pm

There's gold in this thar thread.
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Postby Ganma » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:34 am

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Postby Greji » Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:14 pm

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:54 pm

Penis sizes worldwide: Yeah, there's a map for that

But before you get all excited, let me just tell you that Asia does not fare exceedingly well.

According to this interactive map, all of the world's least well-endowed countries are located there, with South Korea bringing up the rear at 3.8 inches.

India and Thailand and Cambodia go head to head (to head), each coming in at a solid 4 inches.

China's little soldiers, ranking 4.3 inches on average, are a good match for the average Japanese Capt. Winkie (also 4.3)...
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Postby Greji » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:40 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:".....South Korea bringing up the rear at 3.8 inches....."[/URL]


I guess that means it would be better for the hemorrhoid sufferers.....
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Postby matsuki » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:43 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:But before you get all excited, let me just tell you that Asia does not fare exceedingly well.

According to this interactive map, all of the world's least well-endowed countries are located there, with [color="Red"]South Korea bringing up the rear at 3.8 inches.[/color]


No wonder they are always trying to overcompensate...
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Postby Greji » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:50 pm

chokonen888 wrote:No wonder they are always trying to overcompensate...


Well, Take should at least feel good about this to learn that he is much as most of the Kimchees and probably more than McTuba.....
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Postby JAVGOD » Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:06 pm

Anyone see a lady or dude removing their crotch toupee yet?
Just curious how common it is...
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