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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:36 pm

.Safes, cash wash up on Japan shores after tsunami

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OFUNATO, Japan – There are no cars inside the parking garage at Ofunato police headquarters. Instead, hundreds of dented metal safes, swept out of homes and businesses by last month's tsunami, crowd the long rectangular building.

Any one could hold someone's life savings.

Safes are washing up along the tsunami-battered coast, and police are trying to find their owners — a unique problem in a country where many people, especially the elderly, still stash their cash at home. By one estimate, some $350 billion worth of yen doesn't circulate.

There's even a term for this hidden money in Japanese: "tansu yokin." Or literally, "wardrobe savings."

So the massive post-tsunami cleanup under way along hundreds of miles (kilometers) of Japan's ravaged northeastern coast involves the delicate business of separating junk from valuables. As workers and residents pick through the wreckage, they are increasingly stumbling upon cash and locked safes.

One month after the March 11 tsunami devastated Ofunato and other nearby cities, police departments already stretched thin now face the growing task of managing lost wealth.

"At first we put all the safes in the station," said Noriyoshi Goto, head of the Ofunato Police Department's financial affairs department, which is in charge of lost-and-found items. "But then there were too many, so we had to move them."

Goto couldn't specify how many safes his department has collected so far, saying only that there were "several hundreds" with more coming in every day.

Identifying the owners of lost safes is hard enough. But it's nearly impossible when it comes to wads of cash being found in envelopes, unmarked bags, boxes and furniture.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:12 pm

I've heard of money laundering in Japan before but this is ridiculous.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:43 pm

History in the making: centuries from now, eccentric old guys are going to be scanning the beach with ultra-hi-tech-tera-peta-exaflop metal detectors, just like they do now (with more primitive detectors) for caches of Roman coins in England.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:35 pm

I wonder how many chimpira the yaks have up there sweeping the shoreline right now.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:22 am

Catoneinutica wrote:History in the making: centuries from now, eccentric old guys are going to be scanning the beach with ultra-hi-tech-tera-peta-exaflop metal detectors, just like they do now (with more primitive detectors) for caches of Roman coins in England.


With the way things are shaping up, I fancy their chances of stumbling across the Statue of Liberty...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:46 am

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Postby Yokohammer » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:52 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:With the way things are shaping up, I fancy their chances of stumbling across the Statue of Liberty...

You mean this one in Ishinomaki?
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Really.
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Postby Greji » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:55 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:With the way things are shaping up, I fancy their chances of stumbling across the Statue of Liberty...

Could be......
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:58 am

Yokohammer wrote:You mean this one in Ishinomaki?
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Really.


That's fuckin' classic.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:42 am

Yokohammer wrote:You mean this one in Ishinomaki?
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Really.


Damn you. Damn you all to hell...

Perhaps the spelling should be changed considering what haappened...and I guess I'm going straight to hell for not showing enough self-restraint (which, to me, is a term that evokes the Catholic Church demanding young men refrain from masturbation -- or telling about what happened after they've been turned into catamites for the priests) and making light of a terrible situation.
See what happens to us Micks...take the piss out of something and immediately feel guilty for it. Only one solution...confession and a wank.
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Postby Greji » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:23 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:"....Only one solution...confession and a wank....."

Before, during, or after?
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Postby cstaylor » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:48 pm

Greji wrote:Before, during, and after?
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FTFY. :wink:
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:25 pm

Greji wrote:Before, during, or after?
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They all sound like wonderful options now that you mention it...
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