[Split from "Flyjin" thread] Where are we having our children?

[AML]

The fact that I am married means I don't get to enjoy jpussy anymore (other than the wifes), giving me one reason less to want to stay, coz now it's all "look but don't touch" (which is worse)

[Samurai_Jerk]

The fact that I am married means I don't get to enjoy jpussy anymore (other than the wifes), giving me one reason less to want to stay, coz now it's all "look but don't touch" (which is worse)

I guess you haven't been married that long.

[FG Lurker]

I guess you haven't been married that long.

Yeah, and he shoulda found himself a wife who doesn't keep him on a short leash.

[AML]

Well excuse me for being happy and satisfied with my wife!
I've had my fair share of jpussy over the years, I think it's time to move on to other pussy. Might give G(oat)pussy a try!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I've had my fair share of jpussy over the years...

Good Lord! I'll be darned...I didn't know there was such a thing as a fair share of jpussy.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Good Lord! I'll be darned...I didn't know there was such a thing as a fair share of jpussy.

So does that mean my share has been unfair?

[FG Lurker]

Good Lord! I'll be darned...I didn't know there was such a thing as a fair share of jpussy.

There is no such thing!! He's just delusional, that's all.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

There is no such thing!! He's just delusional, that's all.

Phew! That's a relief...not that he's delusional, but that there's no such thing as a fair share...didn't think there was.

I look forward to AML coming back in a few years to advise young players about the perils of marriage and getting enough pussy...

Reminds me of the thoughts that go through the minds of young couples when they decide to marry...Guy (You beauty! BJs every night!) Gal (You beauty! No need to give any more BJs)

[FG Lurker]

I look forward to AML coming back in a few years to advise young players about the perils of marriage and getting enough pussy...

Yeah, but he'll change his username. He doesn't strike me as the type who is capable of admitting he was wrong.

Reminds me of the thoughts that go through the minds of young couples when they decide to marry...Guy (You beauty! BJs every night!) Gal (You beauty! No need to give any more BJs)

Yep. Men marry thinking their wife won't change. Women marry thinking they can change their husband... Both end up disappointed.

[cstaylor]

Men marry thinking their wife won't change.

That's why the annulment was invented.

Women marry thinking they can change their husband.

Actually they do change their husbands. Men are trained all the time. The problem looks more like Jenga: if you pull too hard on a critical piece, the entire thing falls apart. Choose your pieces carefully, ease them out slowly, and you win.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

That's why the annulment was invented.

Having just yesterday gone through the most bizarre hearing of what will invariably be a series of pointless hearings for a divorce, the prospect of annulment would be much more appealing if I could forego it with my marriage and instead apply it to my wife...

[AML]

I feel sorry for you guys! All that Jpussy and your still not getting any?

When its so easy and dont even need to try?
Sheeeeet. Ive had to turn bitches away!

And whats really fuked, is that since I got married ive had to turn away even moar

[FG Lurker]

When its so easy and dont even need to try?
Sheeeeet. Ive had to turn bitches away!

Ah, to be young, dumb, and newly married. I remember the time well!

[American Oyaji]

I feel sorry for you guys! All that Jpussy and your still not getting any?

When its so easy and dont even need to try?
Sheeeeet. Ive had to turn bitches away!

And whats really fuked, is that since I got married ive had to turn away even moar

Yeah! Why the hell is that?

[GomiGirl]

Even after the worst natural disaster in living memory, a tsunami and nuclear meltdown, talk on this board still ends up on yet another discussion about sex with Japanese girls.


Looks like life is getting back to normal.

[rooboy]

And why don't you give it a try?;)

[Coligny]

Even after the worst natural disaster in living memory, a tsunami and nuclear meltdown, talk on this board still ends up on yet another discussion about sex with Japanese girls.


Looks like life is getting back to normal.

To be honest, we had to start by warming up with goats picshures..

[AML]

To be honest I felt like this forum was loosing its edge and getting all serious and shit...

It was my civic duty to get things back on track

[Jack]

Ah, to be young, dumb, and newly married. I remember the time well!

How many Jpussy is enough?
To paraphrase Rockefeller, "just a little more than what you already had".

AML's wife might be similar to the one's my friends have in Canada (J-wives living in Canada), weird and immature. What kind of self-respecting Japanese woman would want to have a child in another country? No, let's make that what kind of self-respecting anybody would want to have a child in a country other than their own?

[Samurai_Jerk]

No, let's make that what kind of self-respecting anybody would want to have a child in a country other than their own?

Do you think a North Korean who hates the Kim regime and wants nothing more than to escape and raise his or her children in a free democratic society is lakcing in self respect?

[GomiGirl]

No, let's make that what kind of self-respecting anybody would want to have a child in a country other than their own?

Another stoopid comment from the peanut gallery. Idiot.

I gave birth to my child here in Japan. But I have lived here for 11 years and don't have much of a connection to medical resources in any country other than Japan. Why wouldn't you have a child in the country where you are living at the time?

[AML]

Ignore him, he obviously just wants more red snot

Where ever I hang my fundoshi, thats our home. And thats where we will have our family.

[Jack]

Another stoopid comment from the peanut gallery. Idiot.

I gave birth to my child here in Japan. But I have lived here for 11 years and don't have much of a connection to medical resources in any country other than Japan. Why wouldn't you have a child in the country where you are living at the time?

Well, sounds like you are just as stupid.

I meant to say who would go out of their way to give birth somewhere else? In my experience I have heard this only from stupid Japanese chicks who absolutely want to give birth in another country.

Fuck, if you live in Japan so then that's where you give birth. You don't make a special trip to Sydney to give birth and go back to where you live.

[Coligny]

Well, sounds like you are just as stupid.

I meant to say who would go out of their way to give birth somewhere else? In my experience I have heard this only from stupid Japanese chicks who absolutely want to give birth in another country.

Fuck, if you live in Japan so then that's where you give birth. You don't make a special trip to Sydney to give birth and go back to where you live.

Dude, you totally didun't say that at first... So why don't you enjoy a little cup of STFU for now ? I can serve it to you in a geisha kimono with make up and shit if ya want...

[JAVGOD]

Saw this in the past week...

http://www.whittierdailynews.com/news/ci_17710418

[Samurai_Jerk]

I meant to say who would go out of their way to give birth somewhere else?

Someone with money who lives in a developing country with shitty hospitals.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

This happened a few decades ago now, but I remember when I (Australian national, Japan resident) was in Canada. I thought I was pregnant and near full-term. Then, I went into labor...at least that's what I thought was happening. In fact, I was just dropping off a huge, steaming turd. I was so fond of it, though, I called it "Jack."

[Yokohammer]

This happened a few decades ago now, but I remember when I (Australian national, Japan resident) was in Canada. I thought I was pregnant and near full-term. Then, I went into labor...at least that's what I thought was happening. In fact, I was just dropping off a huge, steaming turd. I was so fond of it, though, I called it "Jack."

[BigInJapan]

Then, I went into labor...at least that's what I thought was happening. In fact, I was just dropping off a huge, steaming turd. I was so fond of it, though, I called it "Jack."

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Screwed-down Hairdo again.

[Iraira]

I meant to say who would go out of their way to give birth somewhere else? In my experience I have heard this only from stupid Japanese chicks who absolutely want to give birth in another country.

Is where you want to drop a calf a normal topic of conversation you have with chicks? I'm calling BS on this one, also Jack, sorry, try again.