J-Babe Appreciation Thread (semi-SFW)

by **JAVGOD** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:48 pm

I love camel toed Japanese girls...

by **Greji** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:54 am

JAVGOD wrote:I love camel toed Japanese girls...

Will this baby do anything for ya?

by **hawkeye4181** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:23 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:In my wank bank collection ATM: Yoko Matsugane

I really need to perform a thorough breast examination!

by **pheyton** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:46 pm

Japan could definitely use an Osopolar pick me up slide show about now.

by **Christoff** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:58 pm

Greji wrote:Will this baby do anything for ya?

hope it is packing oil.

by **abeesantang** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:10 pm

by **IparryU** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:36 am

Greji wrote:Will this baby do anything for ya?

Ya but does it get warm and wet?

by **JAVGOD** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:51 pm

Greji wrote:Will this baby do anything for ya?

Gave my cat an erection....but i need the 3-d toenail art like aoi yamamoto

by **JAVGOD** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:55 pm

Maria is never a safe girl but I like her...
Anyone know if she is married or is that fashion?

by **matsuki** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:02 pm

JAVGOD wrote:Maria is never a safe girl but I like her...
Anyone know if she is married or is that fashion?

Aren't you in that industry? Ask her! =P

by **wuchan** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:04 pm

inb4 no hotlinking...

by **JAVGOD** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:33 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Aren't you in that industry? Ask her! =P

I hear she wants to retire. And settle down with a family, lol.

Retire from what I am not sure. The movies or the bars...She's looking rougher and rougher lately too...I much prefer, Mizuki or Sayuri Ito at the moment.
Sorry, wuchan. Wont do that.

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by **matsuki** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:51 pm

JAVGOD wrote:I hear she wants to retire. And settle down with a family, lol.

Retire from what I am not sure. The movies or the bars...She's looking rougher and rougher lately too...I much prefer, Mizuki or Sayuri Ito at the moment.
Sorry, wuchan. Wont do that.

Age will do that to yah...well that and endless cockslaps to the face

by **Coligny** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:43 pm

JAVGOD wrote:I hear she wants to retire. And settle down with a family, lol.

Retire from what I am not sure. The movies or the bars...She's looking rougher and rougher lately too...I much prefer, Mizuki or Sayuri Ito at the moment.
Sorry, wuchan. Wont do that.

Seriously... I saw one of her latest uncensored movies... and

1- you just WISHED it wuz censored... unless flappy meat curtains are yer thing.

2- her acting is really bad... not compared to Angelina Jolie (check "the tourist" I can't tell if there was really a story -just certain Deus ex Machina were heavily involved- but damn... she and that bloke from 21 Jumpstreet are awesum)... just compared to all the "Fetch a bitch" low cost movie where they pick a random ass on the street and bang her in front of a cam in a sordid lovehotel room...

by **matsuki** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:56 pm

LOL, "flappy meat curtains"

by **JAVGOD** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:22 am

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, "flappy meat curtains"

My new website, flappymeatcurtains dot com....

I cant stop laughing...

Yeah, Maria was hot a few years ago in the quasi japanese girl group but lately its just not good. Like Ann Umemiya I wish it was censored. Her puss looks like its been grazed on by a heard of goats...

And thanks for attach instructs...Will go the way of the pr0n attachment gods from now...

by **American Oyaji** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:45 am

Ya know. A lady can't help it if she has "meat curtains". Nor is it any indication of how much of a workout her genetalia has received.

It's just one of those things. Deal with it.

by **Typhoon** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:06 am

American Oyaji wrote:Ya know. A lady can't help it if she has "meat curtains". Nor is it any indication of how much of a workout her genetalia has received.

It's just one of those things. Deal with it.

No idea why "meat curtains" are considered to be such a negative by some to the degree that some women have cosmetic surgery to reduce them.

by **Greji** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:03 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Nor is it any indication of how much of a workout her genetalia has received.

It is when I'm the trainer conducting the workout. Eat your heart out AO!
:cool:

by **AML** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:37 pm

JAVGOD wrote:I hear she wants to retire. And settle down with a family, lol.

I find it amusing that AV idols/porn stars want to settle down and have a family after all the shit they've done.

I know they are people too, but cmon....

At least in the west, they realize that they need to find someone special who can accept their career choice.

Here in jp they talk about it like its something to be proud of. And strut around like they are a prime catch....

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:56 pm

What's wrong with porn stars having families? Shite, they're people, too. Holy shit, her kids might even get UK citizenship out of it...
Isn't wanting a family something to be proud of? Surely in the Puritanical States of America someone wanting a family would be worthy of being a prime catch ahead of some little schoolgirl-aged bird lumbered with a child she doesn't really want by a just-as-young daddy who doesn't really want to be around after he's fired his shot off (Sorry, I may be mistaken in my view of Americans, but I seem to remember something like that happening within the family of a paragon of American conservatism in the lead-up to the most recent U.S. presidential election)?
For someone who's looking to start a family of their own, AML, it's a bit hypocritical to criticize a porn star for wanting to do the same thing just because she used to star in blue movies. We're all prostitutes in one way or another, some are just more blatant about it.

by **AML** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:45 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:What's wrong with porn stars having families?

I never said porn stars shouldn't have families.

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Shite, they're people, too.

Did I not just say that?
(did you actually read my post?) :confused:

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:For someone who's looking to start a family of their own, AML, it's a bit hypocritical to criticize a porn star for wanting to do the same thing just because she used to star in blue movies. We're all prostitutes in one way or another, some are just more blatant about it.

What i said is that a lot of J-porn stars act like its something to be proud of.

I just think its funny how casually they go from being porn stars to saying they want to start a family. I mean to announce it to the world? (like we give a shit or something)

Anyway, if you think being a porn star is a respectable profession then that's your business. I hear the pay good money so off you go mate!

daughter: mommy, mommy, what did you do before you and daddy got married? Because I wanna be just like you when i grow up!

porn star: I.... erm.....

Get the fuck outta here!!!!:hehe:

by **Typhoon** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:30 pm

AML wrote:I find it amusing that AV idols/porn stars want to settle down and have a family after all the shit they've done.

I know they are people too, but cmon....

At least in the west, they realize that they need to find someone special who can accept their career choice.

Here in jp they talk about it like its something to be proud of. And strut around like they are a prime catch....

As if the world needs yet another self - righteous little prick.

by **cstaylor** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:19 pm

Typhoon wrote:As if the world needs yet another self - righteous little prick.

Don't worry, he's an authority on the subject: he once borrowed a friend's pink DVD (could't be bothered to drop the cash himself). :rofl:

by **Coligny** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:00 pm

cstaylor wrote:Don't worry, he's an authority on the subject: he once borrowed a friend's pink DVD (could't be bothered to drop the cash himself).

BTW, I'm still waiting to have it back...

Seriously... If I wuz in a league big enough to marry a porn or former porn star (well except Ron Jeremy) I'd tell it on a tshirt that i'd wear every fracking day... With all the former rivals... she'd settle with me... damn, the only thing better would be to be decorated from the order of heroes of the Soviet Union...

rahhh... Yuaaa....

There's few former porn star on French TV, 1 nobody would dare to give them shit for their former jobs, and they are far from being dumb or boring unlike most celebrities made out of hot air you got these days... But now most of them retire on regular acting roles... because... they also can act...

by **American Oyaji** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:28 pm

I'd have given Iijima Ai a go. Despite her raunch and mouse squeak when squeezed, she actually was pretty smart.

She ALWAYS did well against other talento when on TV game shows and she handled interviews better than Blinky.

by **cstaylor** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:31 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I'd have given Iijima Ai a go. Despite her raunch and mouse squeak when squeezed, she actually was pretty smart.

She ALWAYS did well against other talento when on TV game shows and she handled interviews better than Blinky.

Can't believe the coroner claimed pneumonia. That disease is difficult, but it's not an instant killer.

by **American Oyaji** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:46 pm

cstaylor wrote:Can't believe the coroner claimed pneumonia. That disease is difficult, but it's not an instant killer.

I doubt it was pneumonia. I think it was something else and they might have claimed pneumonia to either protect her cleaned up rep or cover something else up to protect the showbiz industry or porn industry.

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