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What do Samurai Jerk and Tanuki have in common?

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What do Samurai Jerk and Tanuki have in common?

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:52 pm

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:07 pm

What, you share the trait of being kicked in the testicles by bald Japanese men whose left arms are growing out of their backs instead of being attached to their shoulders? Bah, nothing special....:D
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:07 pm

Big testicles on the tanuki mean good luck with money. How's that going for you?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:14 pm

Mulboyne wrote:How's that going for you?

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Postby BigInJapan » Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:46 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:What do Samurai Jerk and Tanuki have in common?

Incredibly small weenies?
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:29 pm

dont get cocky, SJ.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:23 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:dont get cocky, SJ.


I thought I was being ballsy.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:46 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I thought I was being ballsy.

:rofl:
What a balls-up!
I have to spread 'em more before I can snot you again....
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Postby rooboy » Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:05 pm

:rolleyes: Predictable waste of space thread from somebody who spends a lot of energy running around after other posters giving them red rep. Geez, takes a lot of balls to do that on the net to somebody you've never met in the real world.

Next time find a picture of a pinhead - real size. That sums your brain and your 'attributes' up.
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:00 pm

rooboy wrote::rolleyes: Predictable waste of space thread from somebody who spends a lot of energy running around after other posters giving them red rep. Geez, takes a lot of balls to do that on the net to somebody you've never met in the real world.

Next time find a picture of a pinhead - real size. That sums your brain and your 'attributes' up.


Who bukkaked your face and left you blind without a towel?

Way to dig up an old thread tunksucker.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:45 pm

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I'm not arguing the fact that I'm a pinhead, but I hardly give out rep red or otherwise.
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Postby Iraira » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:26 pm

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You can interpret this many ways.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:04 am

Spotted on Pink Testicle

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:48 pm

Iraira wrote:Image

You can interpret this many ways.


My first thought was that at least the racoon had the common courtesy to give the dog a reacharound....
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Postby Iraira » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:05 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:My first thought was that at least the racoon had the common courtesy to give the dog a reacharound....


Which is why I prefer racoons to goats....selfish bastards, always falling asleep or demanding I make them a sandwich immediately afterwards.
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Postby Greji » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:26 pm

Iraira wrote:Which is why I prefer racoons to goats....selfish bastards, always falling asleep or demanding I make them a sandwich immediately afterwards.

'Burp'
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:23 pm

Iraira wrote:Which is why I prefer racoons to goats....selfish bastards, always falling asleep or demanding I make them a sandwich immediately afterwards.


Glad you mentioned it. In fact, I'm really relieved because I kept on looking at that photo and thought perhaps it wasn't a reacharound, but the racoon was about to lift the beagle up for a reaming or -- :shock: -- felching.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:25 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Glad you mentioned it. In fact, I'm really relieved because I kept on looking at that photo and thought perhaps it wasn't a reacharound, but the racoon was about to lift the beagle up for a reaming or -- :shock: -- felching.


I thought it was spelled "pfeltching"....kinda gives it more phonetic style and a whole grain nutty flavor.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:30 pm

Iraira wrote:I thought it was spelled "pfeltching"....kinda gives it more phonetic style and a whole grain nutty flavor.


:rofl: :rofl: Pfuck! You pfound that out pfast. Pfucking pfantastic! Pfanks pfor pfilling me in.
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Postby rooboy » Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:11 pm

Ha, love it, some little big man just gave me a red rep for last year's post here. Oooooooh, it must feel so fucking good to get your 'revenge' belated tho it is.:clap:

And yep, in 2011 it still looks like a kid pushing 8 wrote this post. Geez, so sorry I don't get how 'cool' and 'funny' a grown man posting a pic of a huge balls tanuki and making a primary skool thread is. Guess I'll have to be let in on the secret....:puke:
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Postby Iraira » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:49 pm

rooboy wrote:Ha, love it, some little big man just gave me a red rep for last year's post here. Oooooooh, it must feel so fucking good to get your 'revenge' belated tho it is.:clap:

And yep, in 2011 it still looks like a kid pushing 8 wrote this post. Geez, so sorry I don't get how 'cool' and 'funny' a grown man posting a pic of a huge balls tanuki and making a primary skool thread is. Guess I'll have to be let in on the secret....:puke:


Not every conversation in life needs to be Pulitzer or Nobel worthy. Plus, the race to the lowest common denominator begets seriously demented creativity, which could not be anticipated by a person skilled in the art, and accordingly, it is deemed that the invention of the present application has novelty and inventive step, and should be patented.
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:50 am

Sometimes, you just gotta have fun and roll with it.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:03 am

I think I'll just stick to continuing to drive the lowest common denominator to ever greater depths....
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:58 pm

rooboy wrote:Ha, love it, some little big man just gave me a red rep for last year's post here. Oooooooh, it must feel so fucking good to get your 'revenge' belated tho it is.:clap:

And yep, in 2011 it still looks like a kid pushing 8 wrote this post. Geez, so sorry I don't get how 'cool' and 'funny' a grown man posting a pic of a huge balls tanuki and making a primary skool thread is. Guess I'll have to be let in on the secret....:puke:


I'm sorry if my stupid post offend your highly intellectual Australian sensibilities. I'm just surprised you haven't turned this in a rambling Unabomber-esque anti-Korean rant yet.
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Postby cstaylor » Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:59 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I'm just surprised you haven't turned this in a rambling Unabomber-esque anti-Korean rant yet.

To borrow from Coligny... "dood..... no...." :wink:
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