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Postby contrarymary » Thu Sep 04, 2003 8:09 am

Why do many male motorists often pick their noses while driving? Its absolutely inscrutible!!
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Postby omae mona » Thu Sep 04, 2003 8:33 am

contrarymary wrote:Why do many male motorists often pick their noses while driving?

I was just trying to fit in. Should I stop? :twisted:
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Sep 04, 2003 8:45 am

omae mona wrote:
contrarymary wrote:Why do many male motorists often pick their noses while driving?

I was just trying to fit in. Should I stop? :twisted:


Nah, you're keeping great company...
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Postby devicenull » Thu Sep 04, 2003 10:44 am

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Blimey! I'm in the f****dgaijin hot topics forum list!

Postby contrarymary » Thu Sep 04, 2003 2:53 pm

Is it true what they say then, that you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose?
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Re: Blimey! I'm in the f****dgaijin hot topics forum list!

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Sep 04, 2003 3:14 pm

contrarymary wrote:Is it true what they say then, that you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose?


Tabun, depending on how cute you are. Image

Here in Japan, the car nosepicking that you first mentioned in this thread is less popular than train nosepicking which garners a better audience.

Refer to GuyJean's threadDeep Diggin'
GuyJean wrote:This snapper head was diggin' for at least 5 minutes, checking out his find, rubbing it on his fingers, then grabbing the rings again]http://www.tokyodv.com/tdvimages/picker.jpg[/img]

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Classy!

Postby contrarymary » Thu Sep 04, 2003 3:21 pm

Niasu shotto! Is he cute enough to pick your nose?
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I am not kidding!

Postby Shibuya Me » Thu Sep 04, 2003 4:36 pm

One time, this Japanese man who was very Japanese and was a man...was picking his nose from Shibuya to Omiya!

Non-stop!

And diggin good!

The most beautiful women in the entire world was sitting across from him. She just watched him the entire way!

Is this a sex thing?

I wanted to pick my nose just to get some attention from her! She seemed to enjoy the ride!

I must read that damn sex book by Japanese Men Inc.
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Sep 04, 2003 10:35 pm

One of the reasons why so many men pick their nose is because so many men smoke. Smokers get more boogers than non smokers.
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Postby kamome » Thu Sep 04, 2003 10:55 pm

American Oyaji wrote:One of the reasons why so many men pick their nose is because so many men smoke. Smokers get more boogers than non smokers.


Reason number 341 why you shouldn't smoke. :crazy3:
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Postby vudeja » Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:49 am

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I took some video of this guy on the Odakyu train a few months ago rolling and picking, rolling and picking, then eating it! No shame.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:52 pm

contrarymary wrote:Why do many male motorists often pick their noses while driving? Its absolutely inscrutible!!


It's the National Sport! :P


Putrid pluckers, underwater eruptions
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By Marvin Feltcher / Mainichi's WaiWaiFeb 2
Plucking nose hairs and farting in the bath can be nasty little habits, but Spa! (1/29) discovers that nearly everybody's got some torrid trait when they think nobody else is looking. Canvassing 100 men and women, the men's weekly discovered that among the many daily habits that...27 people admitted to regularly mining their nostrils and leaving the deposits stuck in a public place like a taxi or train.
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Postby gomichild » Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:02 pm

The worst I've experienced is sitting near this male creature who picked his nose the entire way from Singapore to Narita - only pausing briefly to consume 3 lunches.

Thank god there was an empty seat between us.
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:06 pm

gomichild wrote:The worst I've experienced is sitting near this male creature who picked his nose the entire way from Singapore to Narita - only pausing briefly to consume 3 lunches.

Thank god there was an empty seat between us.


I was under the impression they server one lunce one dinner one breckfast etc.

That must mean the other 2 lunches were hand made. If you catch my drift.
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Postby FeLingHi » Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:03 pm

If yur gonna pick, PICK A WINNER!
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Postby Adhesive » Tue Feb 03, 2004 4:07 pm

For some strange reason people think they turn invisible after they buckle their seat-belts. The train thing is a Japanese phenomenon, must be the male's confidence in Japan's 'virtual' privacy. Maybe he thinks nobody would dare be so disrespectful as to stare??? :?
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Postby Molokidan » Sun Feb 08, 2004 3:39 pm

Plucking nose hairs and farting in the bath can be nasty little habits, but Spa!...


This brings up a interesting question I've had for a while, albeit off-topic. what experiences have you guys had with lettin' one rip in the tub? I mean, I would assume that most would go un-noticed? But has anyone ever said something? Or even gone as far as to kick you out??? And I mean, what are you supposed to do, run out as fast as you can and go jump into a bush? I'm gonna have to take notes on this one.
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Postby Big Boy » Mon Feb 09, 2004 5:19 pm

Molokidan wrote:
Plucking nose hairs and farting in the bath can be nasty little habits, but Spa!...


This brings up a interesting question I've had for a while, albeit off-topic. what experiences have you guys had with lettin' one rip in the tub? I mean, I would assume that most would go un-noticed? But has anyone ever said something? Or even gone as far as to kick you out??? And I mean, what are you supposed to do, run out as fast as you can and go jump into a bush? I'm gonna have to take notes on this one.


Experience? Lots and lots.
Assuming the eruption from the 'ole anal volcano doesnt leave a smoke ring in the tub at home, no problems. Carry on.
In public at the sento or out in the rotenburo, the secret is to hide your butt bubbles from others with vigorous splashing of the hands. You can also try to catch the stank underwater in your little hand towel for discrete release later. If nearby patrons catch on, you can brainwash them with loud comments about "That smelly sulphur in the water sure is good fer the skin etc." Hope this helps :)
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Postby omae mona » Mon Feb 09, 2004 5:44 pm

Big Boy wrote:
Molokidan wrote:what experiences have you guys had with lettin' one rip in the tub?


Experience? Lots and lots.

In public at the sento or out in the rotenburo, the secret is to hide your butt bubbles from others with vigorous splashing of the hands.


Why stop with just a little innocent gas? With all credit due to our very own Marvin:
Loose rim soils sacred bath serenity
November 29, 2003
Baths hold a special place in the heart of most Japanese, many of who treat a dip in a hot tub almost like a religious ritual.
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It was almost sacrilegious, then, when a man in his 40s was recently arrested after having loosened his bowels in over 500 public bathing areas across the country, according to Gatsun! (January).
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Despite the resemblance, furious bathers were aware that object looking like a chocolate bar floating around in the steaming water they had been relaxing in was nothing of the sort and demanded that the purge this time be of the man who had purged himself.
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Postby Big Booger » Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:20 pm

Anyone caught anyone masturbating in an onsen? I thought I saw an old timer once, scrubbing a little too hard one day.. but it is so damn foggy in most of those joints you cannot tell and asshole from an elbow. LOL
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Postby Molokidan » Tue Feb 10, 2004 12:10 am

ROFL... :rofl:

You guys are too funny. . .but I would expect no less caliber hijinks from the greatest FG in Japan!

I just hope I never see any candy bars of the sort in my onsen!
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