Random Kim Jong Il Caption Contest

by **Greji** » Thu May 26, 2011 9:52 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:

Do you think my new Mike Tyson tat will help me get laid?
:cool:

by **Doctor Stop** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:28 am

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:17 am

by **Yokohammer** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:29 am

Doctor Stop wrote:

[SIZE="4"]I feel a right tit! ... Hawww! ... get it?[/SIZE]

by **Greji** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:32 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:

[SIZE="4"]Wow, this is great. Now I don't have to use all those Japanese vending machines.[/SIZE]
:cool:

by **Thanatos' embalmed botfly** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:54 pm

"These remind me of mother... Oh! Hello, mother! I didn't see you there."

by **osopolar** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:51 am

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:12 am

by **Yokohammer** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:26 am

Brilliant Hairdo! :clap:

But I'll bet only one in three or four will spot the punch line.

by **Bucky** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:44 am

Mini-Me

by **Iraira** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:02 pm

by **Doctor Stop** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:22 pm

Iraira wrote:

"Japanese penis very small."

by **legion** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:24 pm

Very small man balancing on your arm, nice touch, I must get one

by **Greji** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:04 pm

Tell that Vulcan that if he doesn't get his fist out of my ass, I'll grind his ears off on my lathe......
:cool:

by **GomiGirl** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:44 am

Bucky wrote:Mini-Me

Who's your Daddy?

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:42 am

by **Greji** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:32 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
photo via Wall Street Journal Online | 2011/09/09

How many times do I gotta tell ya! Don't grab the General's Johnson while we're in public!

by **Thanatos' embalmed botfly** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:08 pm

"This prosthetic iron cock looks good. How do we attach it to my current cock?"

by **Taro Toporific** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:09 pm

by **IparryU** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:58 am

Taro Toporific wrote:via uncyclopedia.wikia.com/...Kim_Hair.jpg

haaa haaa haaa... my head looks like hiroshima hugh?

by **gaijinpunch** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:30 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:via uncyclopedia.wikia.com/...Kim_Hair.jpg

"You should see my ball fro..."

by **Russell** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:13 am

by **Doctor Stop** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:45 am

Russell wrote:

[YT]7YUuyzQDmjY[/YT]

by **Greji** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:14 am

Russell wrote:

"Shall I wrap it up, or would you like to wear it home?"
:cool:

by **2triky** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:19 am

Greji wrote:"Shall I wrap it up, or would you like to wear it home?"

"No, I will use it to fill in my hairline so I don't have go to Bosley for Men."

by **Greji** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:24 am

Russell wrote:

If I buy this hair piece, will you thrown in the two cartons of yellow butt plugs?"
:confused:

by **2triky** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:25 am

Greji wrote:If I buy this hair piece, will you thrown in the two cartons of yellow butt plugs?"

Dayem. That's funny.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:03 pm

by **Russell** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:35 am

by **dimwit** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:33 pm

Russell wrote:

Before I can even think of anything to say, what the hell are those roundish things -mops? bales of hay? And what is that machine in the background?

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