Random Japanese Signs

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu May 05, 2011 3:48 pm

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by **Bucky** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:05 am

by **BigInJapan** » Tue May 10, 2011 6:00 pm

Found this photo I took about 10 years ago - TIJ.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Tue May 10, 2011 6:14 pm

BigInJapan wrote:Found this photo I took about 10 years ago - TIJ.

Great pic but I'm pretty sure you posted that before.

by **BigInJapan** » Tue May 10, 2011 7:19 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Great pic but I'm pretty sure you posted that before.

Aha, seems my Alzheimer's is kicking in (just did a search and found it way back in this thread). I'm in a different area now so I'll have to find some new signs.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Tue May 10, 2011 8:17 pm

BigInJapan wrote:Aha, seems my Alzheimer's is kicking in (just did a search and found it way back in this thread). I'm in a different area now so I'll have to find some new signs.

Glad to know it's your brain and not mine.

by **Mike Oxlong** » Thu May 19, 2011 7:02 pm

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:32 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mike Oxlong again.

Thank you! My PC's new wallpaper.

by **BigInJapan** » Sun May 22, 2011 9:08 am

Seen at a local gas station.

Get some J Ass with your tire change...

by **Christoff** » Sun May 22, 2011 9:12 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:

Looks like a Shepard Fiery

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:14 pm

Strictly speaking, not a sign per se, but was on the bicycle parked next to mine outside a McDonald's restaurant now...my immediate thought was of Jack....

by **ChargerCarl** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:28 pm

I like how you had the presence of mind to snap a picture of that.

lol

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:37 pm

ChargerCarl wrote:I like how you had the presence of mind to snap a picture of that.

lol

It probably has a lot to do with the presence of my mind being in my dick....

by **ChargerCarl** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:05 pm

sounds like an interesting lifestyle

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:17 pm

I wouldn't recommend it...it's brought me nothing but trouble.

by **Mr Doricar** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:00 pm

Love this one at Suzuka Circuit

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by **Greji** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:24 am

Mr Doricar wrote:

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Man, am I glad you loaded that pic showing the wrong ways to use the loo. I've always wondered why I kept shitting on my shoes....
:cool:

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:05 am

Maybe the feminists got stuck into this sign-maker or something, but it still looks to me like the lid is down on all of these pictures, including the one of the correct example. Does this mean guys should always put the lid down on the toilet seat, even when they are in the process of having a dump?
I would have thought perhaps it would be better to lift the lid, do your business, clean up and then put the lid down...

by **Bucky** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:00 am

Greji, I recall when I first went to Japan in 1975 as an exchange student. I was with some other American students and we encountered a shad-master as we called it. A porcelan hole in the floor. Man we had to be quite careful not to drop a load in our pants when using those.

Greji wrote:Man, am I glad you loaded that pic showing the wrong ways to use the loo. I've always wondered why I kept shitting on my shoes....

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:37 am

Bucky wrote:Man we had to be quite careful not to drop a load in our pants when using those.

In 1975, I had that problem when dealing with the women here....

by **Greji** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:46 am

Bucky wrote:Greji, I recall when I first went to Japan in 1975 as an exchange student. I was with some other American students and we encountered a shad-master as we called it. A porcelan hole in the floor. Man we had to be quite careful not to drop a load in our pants when using those.

Yup, the lovely old bomb sights, where you really had to line it up to splash one home on target! Brings back grand old memories. The stories I can tell of mates and the struggles they've had lining up after a brew or two. Loads of shit in the back of the pants, or on the floor behind the hole that cannot be discerned until you finish and step backward right into the middle of it while struggling to get the pants hiked up. Any number of wallets, passports, or other valuables dropped down the unforgiving deep that had to be fished out by coat hangers, or wires. A mate who had his car keys fall out of his pocket right on target, while dropping his bloomers for an air start from one of the local lovelies. Ah, the list is endless. History in its telling.
:cool:

by **Doctor Stop** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:31 am

Mr Doricar wrote:

Yeah, using a toilet is difficult for people with no hands or feet.

by **matsuki** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:37 am

Bucky wrote:Greji, I recall when I first went to Japan in 1975 as an exchange student. I was with some other American students and we encountered a shad-master as we called it. A porcelan hole in the floor. Man we had to be quite careful not to drop a load in our pants when using those.

I'm not old enough to have experienced it myself but alot of older Japanese love to tell me how they used to fertilize all their rice with human feces :crazy3:

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:06 pm

chokonen888 wrote:...they used to fertilize all their rice with human feces

Now they only use the verbal variety, saved up mostly for use in the National Diet and TV talk shows.

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:12 am

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by **Greji** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:00 am

chokonen888 wrote:I'm not old enough to have experienced it myself but alot of older Japanese love to tell me how they used to fertilize all their rice with human feces

What do you mean "how they used to"? Take a peek at some of the small farms way out in the country, or in the mountains.....
:cool:

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:18 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
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Those goddamned penguins getting onto the trains...talk about trouble. Sheesh...

by **matsuki** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:47 pm

Greji wrote:What do you mean "how they used to"? Take a peek at some of the small farms way out in the country, or in the mountains.....

Yeah, I heard that as well

Must be the mythical difference between Japanese rice and the same grain from California :winkb:

...and what I found amusing last week in Subnade

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:03 pm

Does the lettering in the border of that sign read "Ya I fuk U?" :shock:

Kinda reminds me of something Marg from Fargo would say....

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