Otaku dies in small quake, buried by porn manga

[Taro Toporific]

Man dead at home, buried by magazines
The Yomiuri Shimbun | July 3, 2011
NAGANO---A 44-year-old man was found dead and buried under [color="Silver"][porn manga][/color] magazines in his apartment on Friday in Matsumoto, Nagano Prefecture...At around 10 a.m. on Friday, officers from Matsumoto Police Station found Yasuda on his back, covered in piles of magazines 70 to 80 centimeters high. The quake measured an intensity of upper 5 ...more...

[Coligny]

Killded by pr0n... that's how I wants to dies...

[Kanchou]

See, mom was right; porn IS bad for you.

[Coligny]

"porn IS bad for you"

tssss... my mom has never been sober enough to articulate such a long sentence...

[Midwinter]

Unless I'm mistaken, nowhere in the linked article does it say they were porn magazines.

[Coligny]

Unless I'm mistaken, nowhere in the linked article does it say they were porn magazines.

Are you always such a party pooper ? if so, consider yourself of limit from my next pajama sleepover birthday party...

[Iraira]

Unless I'm mistaken, nowhere in the linked article does it say they were porn magazines.

It's only fun if it was pron magazines. If he had been killed by a stack of Newsweeks...where's the sport in that? At least National Geographic has/had topless tribal chicks...granted they tend to have torpedo tits, but hey, it's an introduction to far off cultures, where gravity deformed breasts are the rage.

[Kanchou]

Hey, I didn't have access to hardcore internet pornography until I was 14, so believe me when I say that National Geographic and Discovery Channel documentaries on the topless tribes of Ugubugu went a looooong way when I was still in middle school...

Of course I imagine kids in Japan have had easier access to the nasty stuff for a LOT longer than their American counterparts before the late 90s and early 2000s...

[matsuki]

Unless I'm mistaken, nowhere in the linked article does it say they were porn magazines.

Take a closer look at the pic...

Of course I imagine kids in Japan have had easier access to the nasty stuff for a LOT longer than their American counterparts before the late 90s and early 2000s...

Yeah, by the time they're adults, they've seen enough that regular porn is just boring...a we all know what happens after that

[Coligny]

Hey, I didn't have access to hardcore internet pornography until I was 14, so believe me when I say that National Geographic and Discovery Channel documentaries on the topless tribes of Ugubugu went a looooong way when I was still in middle school...

Of course I imagine kids in Japan have had easier access to the nasty stuff for a LOT longer than their American counterparts before the late 90s and early 2000s...

Underwear pages of mail order catalogs... ("La Redoute" and "Les 3 Suisses" here...) Meanwhile, Cecile catalog is quite uninteresting...

[Greji]

pornography until I was 14

14? I was already on my 2nd, or 3rd year of doing the neighbor girl by then...
We had started dog watering at about 5, so never had a chance to get into porn....

[Coligny]

We had started dog watering at about 5, so never had a chance to get into porn....

Was it, per chance, a poodle ?

(fap fap fap...)

(daguerreotype or it didun't happenz)

[Kanchou]

14? I was already on my 2nd, or 3rd year of doing the neighbor girl by then...
We had started dog watering at about 5, so never had a chance to get into porn....

That's disturbing.

For what it's worth, I didn't have any neighborhood girls after age 10 or so. By that point they had all moved away. Actually the same goes for all the kids my age... my neighborhood was only adults. Not good for a childhood. Sadly, the girl next door didn't start screwing everything with genitals until after she was no longer the girl next door.

[Iraira]

For what it's worth, I didn't have any neighborhood girls after age 10 or so. By that point they had all moved away.

Oh, shit, I thought I was the only one who had all the neighborhood girls move away just before I hit puberty. I'm trying to figure out what I said or did back when I was pre-pubescent that scared the girls' parents so much that they figured anywhere else would be safer than to have me within a penis shot of their daughters.

[dimwit]

Oh, shit, I thought I was the only one who had all the neighborhood girls move away just before I hit puberty. I'm trying to figure out what I said or did back when I was pre-pubescent that scared the girls' parents so much that they figured anywhere else would be safer than to have me within a penis shot of their daughters.

I think it must of been all that chasing them around with dogshit on a stick. Girls are just not cultured enough to understand such sophisticated humour.

[Kanchou]

Oh, shit, I thought I was the only one who had all the neighborhood girls move away just before I hit puberty. I'm trying to figure out what I said or did back when I was pre-pubescent that scared the girls' parents so much that they figured anywhere else would be safer than to have me within a penis shot of their daughters.

It's not like there's a mass exodus, but their families left one by one until there none left in the immediate neighborhood.

And since Bros before Hos goes a LONG way when you're 12, your friends sisters don't quite count.

The most ironic thing about "cooties" was that some girls DO have them... hehe