Student cuts off penis and tongue

[American Oyaji]

At what age do you find it acceptable for a man to rip off his own ball sac?

Talking about intoxicants, not sac snatching.

[FG Lurker]

"This led him to receive hospital treatment after he ripped his scrotum off."

On the plus side at least he isn't going to be reproducing...

[Greji]

[Mulboyne]

Telegraph: Man's penis removed from pipe

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused. So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service. They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a ''delicate operation''. The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes. The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed. The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning. A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: ''Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man. It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting. It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.''

[IkemenTommy]

Telegraph: Man's penis removed from pipe

What was his penis doing in the pipe in the first place?

special equipment unit

That is an awesome name.

[Greji]

What was his penis doing in the pipe in the first place?

What? You mean you ain't ever had a piece of pipe? Where you been all your life?

[tidbits]

What? You mean you ain't ever had a piece of pipe? Where you been all your life?

"It's not what you got, it's where you stick it!"
(sorry, can't resist, was just watching Blackadder Christmas Carol)

[Mulboyne]

[Mulboyne]

Daily Chilli: Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt

A 62-year-old man was rushed to hospital after he attempted to take his own life the ancient way. The sexagenarian inserted a zucchini into his anus in the attempted suicide at his home in Hong Kong on Friday. According to Ming Bao, the man's daughter who returned home at about 10.40pm was shocked to see her father moaning in pain and lying in a pool of blood. She rushed him to the hospital for bleeding in the anus. When asked by the medical assistants, the man said he wished to die and that it was an ancient way to take one's own life. The man is recuperating at the hospital after doctors removed the zucchini that was left in his rectum.

[Greji]

Daily Chilli: Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt

Did you say zucchini can kill you? My GF is going to have a heart attack....

[BO-SENSEI]

One man's suicide is another woman's foreplay?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Daily Chilli: Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt

This guy could've learned a thing or two about death by anal from Kenneth Pinyan (RIP).

[dimwit]

This guy could've learned a thing or two about death by anal from Kenneth Pinyan (RIP).

I heard it from my wife about a gangster who was brought into a hospital attached to a kotatsu leg. Now whether it was a case of pain or punishment no one was willing to say....

[Mulboyne]

News.com: Jilted Javan teen chops off penis and tosses it down a well

AN Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man. The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said. "He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media. "Cutting off a penis can be fatal." Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it. The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Mr Sugeng said. He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Mr Sugeng said. "He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone."

[AssKissinger]

http://msn.foxsports.com/boxing/story/MMA-fighter-Jarrod-Wyatt-eyes-heart-murder-charge-052610

A mixed martial arts fighter who allegedly gouged out another man's heart and eyes after drinking mushroom tea will stand trial in Northern California on a murder charge, the Times-Standard in Eureka, Calif., reported Wednesday.

[AssKissinger]

[American Oyaji]

[Samurai_Jerk]

http://msn.foxsports.com/boxing/story/MMA-fighter-Jarrod-Wyatt-eyes-heart-murder-charge-052610

Holy fucking shit!

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Del Norte County Police Sgt. Elwood Lee, who responded to the incident early March 21, said that Wyatt told him at the scene that he saw the devil in Powell's face and that "'Satan was in that dude.'" He allegedly cut an 18-inch hole in Powell's chest, removed his heart, cut his tongue off and removed a majority of Powell's face.

Lee also said that Wyatt admitted he had cooked the body parts in a wood stove at the Klamath residence because he thought that Powell was still alive and that he needed to "stop the devil."

"At one point," Lee said in court, "[Wyatt] asked if we were God, or if we were God coming to save him."

Detective Ed Fleshman, who testified that he spoke with Wyatt in a holding cell later that morning, said that Wyatt told him that he, Powell and two other friends had drunk hallucinogenic mushroom tea prior to the incident.

When one friend, Justin Davis, tried to leave the scene, Wyatt reportedly tried to stop him, saying that a tidal wave was coming.

[American Oyaji]

Holy fucking shit!

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Del Norte County Police Sgt. Elwood Lee, who responded to the incident early March 21, said that Wyatt told him at the scene that he saw the devil in Powell's face and that "'Satan was in that dude.'" He allegedly cut an 18-inch hole in Powell's chest, removed his heart, cut his tongue off and removed a majority of Powell's face.

Lee also said that Wyatt admitted he had cooked the body parts in a wood stove at the Klamath residence because he thought that Powell was still alive and that he needed to "stop the devil."

"At one point," Lee said in court, "[Wyatt] asked if we were God, or if we were God coming to save him."

Detective Ed Fleshman, who testified that he spoke with Wyatt in a holding cell later that morning, said that Wyatt told him that he, Powell and two other friends had drunk hallucinogenic mushroom tea prior to the incident.

When one friend, Justin Davis, tried to leave the scene, Wyatt reportedly tried to stop him, saying that a tidal wave was coming.

It's sad that I share a name with cannibal...

[Samurai_Jerk]

It's sad that I share a name with cannibal...

I didn't see any reports of him actually eating what he cooked. I hate to see people waste food like that with all those kids starving in Africa.

[AssKissinger]

ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-wife-cuts-off-penis-garbage-disposal,0,2758761.story

ktla.com
[SIZE="7"][color="DarkOrange"]Police: Wife Cuts off Husband's Penis, Tosses it in Garbage Disposal[/color][/SIZE]
The couple was going through a divorce.
KTLA News

9:21 AM PDT, July 12, 2011



GARDEN GROVE, Calif. (KTLA) -- A woman is under arrest after police say she drugged her husband, cut off his penis and threw it into the garbage disposal.

Garden Grove police were sent to the home in the 14000 block of Flower Street around 9 p.m. Monday night after a woman called 911 for a medical emergency, according to Lt. Jeff Nightengale. When officers arrived, they found a man bleeding from the crotch area.

The woman, identified as Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, the victim's wife, had put an unknown type of poison and/or drug into her husband's food to make him sleepy, according to Nightengale. She then tied him to the bed. When he woke up, she cut off his penis with a knife, investigators said. She then tossed the penis in the garbage disposal and turned it on.

The victim was transported to UCI Medical Center in Irvine where he underwent emergency surgery and is listed in serious condition.

Investigators say the couple was married, but going through a divorce. The initial investigation determined that Becker made dinner for her husband. He told detectives that he thought there was something wrong with his food. He went to lie down and woke up tied to his bed. His wife then grabbed the victim's penis and cut it off. She called 911 and told responding officers that he "deserved it."

A search warrant was served at the home and detectives found a knife and a rope.

Becker is under arrest, charged with aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse. She is currently being held at the Orange County jail.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

A horrible fate for the Becker pecker.

[American Oyaji]

Yeah, I read this elsewhere. Her ass would better stay in prison or witness protection because I would sure go Hannibal Lector on her.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Yeah, I read this elsewhere. Her ass would better stay in prison or witness protection because I would sure go Hannibal Lector on her.

AO, you never have to worry about something like this. If some bird wants to put you out long enough to be able to hack off your prong, the amount of poison she'd need to knock you out long enough would kill you beforehand...and that would apply even if she was armed with a chainsaw.

[American Oyaji]

AO, you never have to worry about something like this. If some bird wants to put you out long enough to be able to hack off your prong, the amount of poison she'd need to knock you out long enough would kill you beforehand...and that would apply even if she was armed with a chainsaw.

LOL!!! You've got a point SDH. It takes a lot to put down a man my size.

[Greji]

and that would apply even if she was armed with a chainsaw.

Are you sure you didn't mean "armed with fingernail clippers?". I mean we are talking AO here!

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Are you sure you didn't mean "armed with fingernail clippers?". I mean we are talking AO here!

Last I heard, AO didn't have a penis...it was a bloody trunk!
Actually, could be quite handy that...sitting down watching a porn and when it gets to the good bits, you can reach into the kitchen and get a beer without having to get up...

[matsuki]

Wow, women just can't let it go. That's one dude I would understand committing suicide.

[Marked Trail]

[AssKissinger]

Damn, the Chinese really will eat anything!