Film maker movin to japan, needs crew/actors/ideas

by **Guest** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:19 am

hey
im a film maker coming to osaka with a canon XH A1S and im getting an editing suite once there (macs are cheeper)
i will be making
music videos
documetarys
short storie

I may end up in tokyo instead of osaka but either or, i am looking for people whod want to make any of the above with me, be you actor, cameraman/woman, script writer, interesting person for documentaries, editor, band, singer, anything
give me a personal message or reply to this forum post

by **Yokohammer** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:00 am

A filmmaker eh?
Perhaps if you post a link to something you've done, potential co-creators would have a better idea of whether they can contribute or not.

by **IparryU** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:23 am

coligny would be the one to speak to... but he is only in the pron bis...

he still will not let me be an actor in one of his films... but one day... one day I will me the skatman!

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:00 am

As you're also looking for a job in a bar, I guess you're also expecting people to work for you for free, right?

by **BigInJapan** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:02 am

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:13 am

BigInJapan wrote:...
IIRC, this is not the first "I'm a filmmaker coming to Japan" type post here on FG...

Do you mean like Ultra? :twisted:

by **tone** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:06 am

"needs ideas"

i got one no one has done, make a film about what its like to be a foreigner in japan

by **Coligny** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:30 am

tone wrote:"needs ideas"

i got one no one has done, make a film about what its like to be a foreigner in japan

Or something that goes like... you rent a minivan (with washable interior)... you drive along and offer a LV bag to some random gal to get nekkid inside the van. You tape everything... And we got a brand new concept we could call sumething like "The BangVan happy whoring videos"...

I can provide a list of cheap gas station in Aichi...

Also, I think I know a guy who want's to do skat videoz...

by **matsuki** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:09 pm

Coligny wrote:Or something that goes like... you rent a minivan (with washable interior)... you drive along and offer a LV bag to some random gal to get nekkid inside the van. You tape everything... And we got a brand new concept we could call sumething like "The BangVan happy whoring videos"...

I can provide a list of cheap gas station in Aichi...

Also, I think I know a guy who want's to do skat videoz...

So that's why you've been test driving SUVs

by **Coligny** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:54 pm

chokonen888 wrote:So that's why you've been test driving SUVs

/salt/wound/hates youz/

by **Greji** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:41 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Do you mean like Ultra?

Ultra only allows you to wear a black mask and argyles in his flicks.....
:cool:

by **Guest** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:50 am

yeah i think i may have phrased all that wrong,
im not looking for peoples services for free
im offering mine for free,
and just generally looking for people who are up for projects
i aint doing this for profit

yes i know a xha1s is complex yes i know how to use it
yes i know how to edit etc

i think i may be better off looking in the real world though

by **nikoneko** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:10 am

real world maybe?
you seem to try a haiku?
not sure. idiot?

by **Guest** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:43 am

nah im not trying haiku, nah im not an idiot

by **Proxy** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:22 am

i'm glad that that got cleared up.............. :clap:

psssssssssssssssh.

by **Yokohammer** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:02 am

Apparently none of us actually exist.

I know I don't ...

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:37 am

Yokohammer wrote:I know I don't ...

I think I don't...but, then again, because I think, maybe...

by **Yokohammer** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:37 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I think I don't...but, then again, because I think, maybe...

If I could think then I might be able to consider the possibility of my existence, but nah ...

by **Coligny** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:00 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I think I don't...but, then again, because I think, maybe...

Ok, which one of youz idiuts invoked Yog-Sothoth... again...

by **matsuki** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:37 am

Coligny wrote:/salt/wound/hates youz/

Oh Coligny, don't work against me, bring that SUV and camera crew over. I just bought http://www.PrivateAi.com :smoking:

the possibilities are endless!

by **Coligny** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:22 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Oh Coligny, don't work against me, bring that SUV and camera crew over. I just bought www.PrivateAi.com the possibilities are endless!

Will have to make do with the Nissan Note... good thing I know i can flush the interior clean with water (but hey, no miso soup spills since quite some times now... that plug at the bottom of the spare wheel well is a godsend anyway...)

by **BigInJapan** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:26 pm

Coligny wrote:good thing I know i can flush the interior clean with water

You found this out after your cats had a bout of explosive diarrhea while out for a Sunday drive perhaps?

by **Coligny** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:43 pm

Nah, just the daily miso soup barrel spill from me b... Julie bento in winter...

by **matsuki** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:00 pm

Coligny wrote:Will have to make do with the Nissan Note... good thing I know i can flush the interior clean with water (but hey, no miso soup spills since quite some times now... that plug at the bottom of the spare wheel well is a godsend anyway...)

That's actually pretty neat...but no way the cameraman is gonna fit in the Note, we need to rent a Hiace or something that size and go patrol Shibuya

BTW, I seriously did buy that domain. Between FG telling me they want to start up a grass roots porn company, the idea of creating basically a FAQ to relationships/sex in Japan, or just selling the name/domain, I'm sure I'll get some use out of it.

by **Coligny** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:46 pm

Dood, it'ain't the bubble anymoar, cash is hard to come by, no more aeron chairs, free lunch or nymphomaniac standardist... You have to improvise with what you'ze a given...

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:46 pm

Coligny wrote:Dood, it'ain't the bubble anymoar, cash is hard to come by, no more aeron chairs, free lunch or nymphomaniac standardist... You have to improvise with what you'ze a given...

Dude, he has a GF with five tits, including one that lactates from her armpit...he's perfect for making a buck out of porn in Japan. Or would be if the five-tit bird was under 12.

by **Coligny** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:38 am

Smells like gold... maybe can budget one of them VW camper vans...

by **matsuki** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:00 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Dude, he has a GF with five tits, including one that lactates from her armpit...he's perfect for making a buck out of porn in Japan. Or would be if the five-tit bird was under 12.

LOL, I'm sure I can come up with something if I have time to spare...5 nipple girl ain't got nuthin' on some of the other lemurs I've come across here...or take the easy way and try to sell the domains.

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