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Postby Greji » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:24 am

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Just bend over. It's really quick acting....
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:42 am

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OMG I just spat coffee all over my monitor and keyboard. Best best caption EVER.

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Postby Doctor Stop » Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:53 am

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Postby Bucky » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:38 am

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Ya smell that one, Nao-chan? I had Mexican for lunch and now you can enjoy it too.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:01 pm

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Postby Greji » Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:10 am

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You really like it when I grab your crank like this, don't you.....
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:16 am

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You know, it's true...Asian pussy DOES run crosswise. :D
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Postby cstaylor » Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:25 am

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"Great job with DSK. Think it will work with Tanigaki?"
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:37 pm

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:01 pm

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Postby Coligny » Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:26 pm

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I saw a Sarkozy... it wuz tall like dis'
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:00 pm

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We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you American...Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis!
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Postby Iraira » Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:29 pm

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"This is how I picture Ozawa, bent over in front of me. Squeal!"
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"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Gum » Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:06 am

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Please don't question my random acts of boredom...

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Postby Coligny » Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:05 am

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Please don't question my random acts of boredom...

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Donashiuns accepted...
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:26 pm

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Postby Jack » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:40 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you American...Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis!


As per scientific research, it is Middle Eastern men that, supposedly, have the biggest ones.
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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:00 pm

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"Yes, my two girl friends and I used the two outside tenacles. How did you know?"
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Postby matsuki » Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:14 pm

Jack wrote:As per scientific research, it is Middle Eastern men that, supposedly, have the biggest ones.


One of my friends that lived in Saudi Arabia for awhile used to say that as well...but she went into detail, saying they had length but no girth. Her, "I felt like I was being fucked by a pencil" comment earned her the nickname pencil sharpener.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:49 pm

Jack wrote:As per my hands on research, it is Middle Eastern men that have the biggest ones.

FTFY.
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Postby osopolar » Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:16 am

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don't hate. masturbate.
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Postby Greji » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:12 pm

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If you can't swallow, don't try it!
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Postby Doctor Stop » Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:42 am

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"You might feel a little prick."
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Postby Bucky » Sat Jul 23, 2011 5:32 am

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It might taste a little salty.
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Postby osopolar » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:02 pm

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Postby Greji » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:33 pm

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Looks like a Bull hit that Eye.....
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Postby Proxy » Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:13 am

Greji wrote:Looks like a Bull hit that Eye.....
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see, akira, i told you she was a he.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:45 am

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:52 am

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Postby Doctor Stop » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:32 pm

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I can't believe she still has one of those eels in there.
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