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Semen Sushi Suit

Postby Mulboyne » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:18 pm

[floatr]Image[/floatr]KTLA: Judge Decides Not To Throw Out Semen Sushi Suit
A woman is suing Planet Sushi on Manhattan's Upper West Side, claiming that her to-go order of tuna rolls with the spicy sauce on the side was tainted with semen. News of the lawsuit surfaced when Planet Sushi filed a motion to have the lawsuit thrown out this week, due to a lack of evidence. The judge, however, refused to toss the case outright. "Plaintiff claims that on June 27, 2008, somewhere around midnight, she received a take-out order of tuna rolls, with spicy sauce on the side, and that the spicy sauce was tainted with human bodily fluid, which she believes was semen. She states that she noticed something amiss upon first tasting the sushi, after having dipped a piece of the tuna roll into the sauce, and that she spit part of the roll out but swallowed about half of the bite." According to the suit, the plaintiff says she has been physiologically and psychologically scarred by the incident, and has been thrown in to depression after not being able to eat sushi, her former favorite food...more...

The headline makes it sound like the judge is making a bizarre wardrobe decision.
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Postby Coligny » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:28 pm

Stop the planet, I want to get out...
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Postby Greji » Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:32 pm

Fortunate that she recognized the taste before she swallowed it all......
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Postby matsuki » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:12 pm

Greji wrote:Fortunate that she recognized the taste before she swallowed it all......
:cool:


That's what I found hilarious about this...she must have lots of experience in tasting it to recognize it past all the fish. I wonder if she could describe the person it came from as well? :D
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:36 pm

chokonen888 wrote:I wonder if she could describe the person it came from as well? :D

Apparently she was overherd :p saying that it had an unusual goats' milk tainted taste...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:47 pm

chokonen888 wrote:That's what I found hilarious about this...she must have lots of experience in tasting it to recognize it past all the fish. I wonder if she could describe the person it came from as well? :D


Apparently it was more the smell which she recognized because it was exacly like Jack's breath.
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Postby McTojo » Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:55 pm

Greji wrote:Fortunate that she recognized the taste before she swallowed it all......
:cool:


I love Japanese men! hahah...so special. I love this! hahah...
Great! The B$"$ recognized that man juice! Yeah! :idea:
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:31 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Apparently it was more the smell which she recognized because it was exacly like Jack's breath.

You're implying that Jack has actually managed to get close enough to a women for her to smell his breath. I find this very unlikely.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:03 pm

FG Lurker wrote:You're implying that Jack has actually managed to get close enough to a women for her to smell his breath. I find this very unlikely.


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