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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Thu Sep 11, 2003 5:29 pm

Considering my previous topic, as I am pretty tired of being stared at with my GF. Also the fact Japanese girls abore being kissed in public.

Does anybody have any suggestions of a quite place to go to near the yamanota line. Espicialy near Shinjuku. Although we have gone to Ueno Park I think its pretty creepy with all the homeless and millions of cats surrounding us.

I need something thats free as I am saving up to go to Tokyo disney land hotel(can you imagne). But for Japanese girls its the most romantic place in Japan...

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Bar, Lounge, movies, etc....

Postby Shibuya Me » Thu Sep 11, 2003 7:11 pm

I like to take all my dates to the movies! I can tell you that if you are into foreplay....mmmmm....you can feel, touch, stuff like that. She will be jello in your arms after it!

Or, a lounge with a band if you can sit in the back. Travel out of the city and watch the moon.

There is a lot of land in Saitama!

Sleep over night in a field! Bring an overnight bag! Sounds crazy...but I find women want people like...

Bond...James Bond. And you can make her feel special in the process! :D

I like the last choice. You can really get natural with her! Wait till it gets cooler! :D
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Re: Make out places

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Sep 11, 2003 8:13 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:... the most romantic place in Japan...


Odaiba.
Take her to the movies (she'll pay). Then to Odadaiba beach.... AND then to the Gun Emplacements ("X" marks the spot).
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Free, FG'ing grrreat view, and TOTALLY private grass lawn. This is a Double-your-money-back-spent Taro guarantee.
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Re: Make out places

Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:09 am

Taro Toporific wrote:
NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:... the most romantic place in Japan...


Odaiba.
Take her to the movies (she'll pay). Then to Odadaiba beach.... AND then to the Gun Emplacements ("X" marks the spot).
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Free, FG'ing grrreat view, and TOTALLY private grass lawn. This is a Double-your-money-back-spent Taro guarantee.

Mmmmm... Sounds interesting I think ill give it a try sometime. But my biggest fear is being surrounded by homeless. Not being bad or anything but it really gives me the creeps. We dont even sit on park seats when we make out.




BTW Pallette town. sounds nice is it full of wooden palletes and cardboard boxes.
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Re: Bar, Lounge, movies, etc....

Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:16 am

Shibuya Me wrote:I like to take all my dates to the movies! I can tell you that if you are into foreplay....mmmmm....you can feel, touch, stuff like that. She will be jello in your arms after it!

Or, a lounge with a band if you can sit in the back. Travel out of the city and watch the moon.

There is a lot of land in Saitama!

Sleep over night in a field! Bring an overnight bag! Sounds crazy...but I find women want people like...

Bond...James Bond. And you can make her feel special in the process! :D

I like the last choice. You can really get natural with her! Wait till it gets cooler! :D


Thanks... but last time i asked he she said she didnt want to go to the cinema :x I live in Saitama as it happens but she lives to far away. As for Bond I already have the looks. and the top of takashimaya is great for the bond factor but it still has to many people and closes to damb early. 9 o clock for the balconey on the 13 floor.
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Re: Make out places

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:30 am

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:Mmmmm... Sounds interesting I think ill give it a try sometime. But my biggest fear is being surrounded by homeless.


Even the homeless avoid the open lawns Gun Emplacements because . . . Silly Japanese think the place haunted :eek2: , but actually Japanese can't handle the idea of being all alone. It freaks them to be away from the Collective.
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Sep 12, 2003 1:54 pm

I dunno - here's a radical suggestion.. how about your apartment???
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 12, 2003 2:29 pm

GomiGirl wrote:I dunno - here's a radical suggestion.. how about your apartment???


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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Fri Sep 12, 2003 2:54 pm

GomiGirl wrote:I dunno - here's a radical suggestion.. how about your apartment???


I live in a company dorm and have to keep the peace. She lives with her parents. I would like a flat but its not likeley to happen anytime soon. you could always lend me your apartment for the weekend if you fancy.
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Sep 12, 2003 3:09 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:I dunno - here's a radical suggestion.. how about your apartment???


I live in a company dorm and have to keep the peace. She lives with her parents. I would like a flat but its not likeley to happen anytime soon. you could always lend me your apartment for the weekend if you fancy.


Not bloody likely my friend!!

What do you think Love Hotels were invented for? :roll:
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Fri Sep 12, 2003 3:23 pm

GomiGirl wrote:
NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:I dunno - here's a radical suggestion.. how about your apartment???


I live in a company dorm and have to keep the peace. She lives with her parents. I would like a flat but its not likeley to happen anytime soon. you could always lend me your apartment for the weekend if you fancy.


Not bloody likely my friend!!

What do you think Love Hotels were invented for? :roll:


For the same reason as most services are for one person to get richer another to get poorer. We havnt got to that stage yet.
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Sep 12, 2003 3:36 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:What do you think Love Hotels were invented for? :roll:


For the same reason as most services are for one person to get richer another to get poorer. We havnt got to that stage yet.


Well it sounds like you won't be getting any servicing either unless you pry open that wallet!!

Sorry but nookie in on a park bench or behind a bus shelter might be OK for high school students, but when you are in your 20's with a girlfriend it is just kinda yukky. (Urban sprawl????)

You could make a game out of it to find the best value love hotel... don't be cheap when it comes to some good lovin'. It is well worth the investment.

Otherwise - go camping in the woods or something like that..
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 12, 2003 3:36 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:I live in a company dorm ... you could always lend me your apartment for the weekend if you fancy.


Dang. You're rich if you're living a almost-free company dorm. What the are ya spending all your money on? How is it that a 3,900yen "rest" is not affordable? :wink:

(Yeah, yeah, I know the "process" of using a Love Hotel is unspontaneous and creepy. But remember, Japanese don't feel that way. When I first came here I felt like I was back in junior high school trying to date---I feel for ya.)
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Postby Big Booger » Fri Sep 12, 2003 3:42 pm

I tell you a good buddy of mine, he bangs all over Himeji, parking lots, elevators, toliets, underground parking areas, on the hood of parked cars, anywhere he can slide it in, he has tried it.. he even got rather frisky in a corner of a bar.. LOL
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 12, 2003 3:50 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Otherwise - go camping in the woods or something like that..


Camping is a sure "slam dunk" in Japan... BUT a 20-something, LV-carrying, Japanese girls hate it (even more than the dislike many women have). Bugs, dirt, bathing, etc. Japanese girls MUCH prefer going to Oiso concrete pool in front of the ocean than to deal with that "nasty" sand.

Better than camping, is my favorite gambit: "Please take this silly FG to a rotenburu hot-springs so I can experience the 'real' Japan." That will give you a whole long weekend of fun AND her mom with gleefully pack a her a bento for two , kinky underwear, and give her a few man yen pocket money which you can tap*.


*Really, just open her wallet and take the money out with a smile---it's normal Japanese stud's move.
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Postby tidbits » Fri Sep 12, 2003 4:06 pm

Just go to one of the fitting room in the departmental store, it is free and you have a big mirror there.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 12, 2003 4:09 pm

tinateoh wrote:Just go the one of the fitting room in the departmental store, it is free and you have a big mirror there.


Yes, and more often than not a wireless camera too. :lol:
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Fri Sep 12, 2003 4:26 pm

GomiGirl wrote:
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GomiGirl wrote:What do you think Love Hotels were invented for? :roll:


For the same reason as most services are for one person to get richer another to get poorer. We havnt got to that stage yet.


Well it sounds like you won't be getting any servicing either unless you pry open that wallet!!

Sorry but nookie in on a park bench or behind a bus shelter might be OK for high school students, but when you are in your 20's with a girlfriend it is just kinda yukky. (Urban sprawl????)

You could make a game out of it to find the best value love hotel... don't be cheap when it comes to some good lovin'. It is well worth the investment.

Otherwise - go camping in the woods or something like that..


I am actualy saving up for a room in disneyland, thats what she likes. I am not cheep just have prioraties. Besides I pay for wherever we go and its usualy more than 6000 with out going to a LH
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Postby Caustic Saint » Fri Sep 12, 2003 4:46 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:I am actualy saving up for a room in disneyland, thats what she likes. I am not cheep just have prioraties. Besides I pay for wherever we go and its usualy more than 6000 with out going to a LH

Sounds like she needs to start chipping in.

How much is the room at TD going to cost you?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 12, 2003 4:50 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:How much is the room at TD going to cost you?


I coughed up more than 40,000yen total for a weekend at a Disney Sea.
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Fri Sep 12, 2003 4:57 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
Caustic Saint wrote:How much is the room at TD going to cost you?


I coughed up more than 40,000yen total for a weekend at a Disney Sea.


For a weekend really I am finding it hard to get 50000 to 60000 its peak season. Also I want to go the the flagship hotel. I cant figure out why they dont have couples rooms. Looking at the pictures all the rooms have single beds and accomadate children and another person if nessesary. I just want a room with a double bed is there such a thing in Japan?



BTW 60000 is about third of my months wages. I am also saving for a medium format mamiya camera(even secondhand its killing me)
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Fri Sep 12, 2003 5:03 pm

THe prices for the best hotel is found here:

http://www.tokyodisneyresort.co.jp/tdr/english/sche/htl_dah_price.html

THe prices are for one night all the room pictures are of twin beds!!! WTF

the only room with a picture of a double bed is the fantasia room and at 150000 i think i will give it a pass.
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Karaoke canoodling

Postby kurohinge1 » Fri Sep 12, 2003 5:05 pm

There's always the dark and romantic atmosphere of a private karaoke room ...
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Fri Sep 12, 2003 5:08 pm

NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:THe prices for the best hotel is found here:

http://www.tokyodisneyresort.co.jp/tdr/english/sche/htl_dah_price.html

THe prices are for one night all the room pictures are of twin beds!!! WTF

the only room with a picture of a double bed is the fantasia room and at 150000 i think i will give it a pass.



Look at the last to words of that url Dah Price they say it with such casual slang.

I have just been looking at that site i hope she doesnt want to get married there. Its nice and all but i couldnt imagne Dah Price
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Re: Karaoke canoodling

Postby Caustic Saint » Fri Sep 12, 2003 5:14 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:There's always the dark and romantic atmosphere of a private karaoke room ...
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Make that half the size, not as well lit (or fancy), throw in a few more TVs and you've got every karaoke in Korea. Here it's called noraebang - singing room. I didn't know they had them in Japan.

Sneak your own beer in though, as theirs will be waaay overpriced.

For illicit trysts, when one doesn't want to spring for the local version of the love hotel, go to a DVD-bang, pick out a movie and go at it for 2 hours. Single bed, TV, and not much else.
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whole lot of BANGing in Korea

Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Sep 12, 2003 5:53 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:....got every karaoke in Korea. Here it's called noraebang - singing room. ... the local version of the love hotel, go to a DVD-bang


Dang, ya got a lot banging goin' on!

1. noraebang
2. DVD-bang
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Postby tidbits » Fri Sep 12, 2003 6:14 pm

http://www.sugihara.com/Odaiba/#Free_Cyber-Cafe

learn from others, place to avoid.

Place of NOT recommended
Aomi south pier park is next to quar. That's the problem.
One day, around 2 P.M., I was looking up timetable from bus route map. Then a man approached and asked, "What are you doing here!" It was clear that he was doubting me as a suspicious person. Do people consider it's strange behavior if someone is walking in a park in the daytime and snap some photo? How rude! "I was just looking up timetable of the bus. Who are YOU, anyway!" I said. I felt escaped criminals I saw in a wanted list looked better citizen than himself. He said he was an official of Tokyo metropolitan government and patrolling in tha park. Really this man? Patrol? Why this park? I said "Is this on-duty question of suspicious behavior?". He didn't replied it but said bus stop was over there. I felt the unspoken intention of "Go away!". Why I had to told the place of the bus stop? It's clear that I came here by bus! How foolish!. "It's none of your business. I know better!". I left there angrily.

After that, I remembered just across the fence, it's a dock yard of international logistic. This park can be an gateway of drugs and handguns. My suggestion is, never visit this park unless you are not kid, nor woman, nor senior, nor coming as a couple. You will be doubted and caught in trouble.

OK. If this is a battle field of anti-smuggling war, clearly notify it. Don't disguise this place as an ordinary park. Display the sign of "Keep out" or "This is mine field" instead.
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Postby tidbits » Fri Sep 12, 2003 6:35 pm

But I found a safer spot for you in Odaiba (safer than Taro's suggestion), but you need to pay 1800 Yen for around an hour..

Ferris Wheel
Although I've never ride it, the Odaiba Ferris Wheel is said to offer most fascinating view of the Odaiba district, especially night-light. So this is dearest sight-seeing spot of young couples. Price to ride is 900 yen per person but group in six people can ride it for 3000 yen, so 500 yen per person.
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Re: whole lot of BANGing in Korea

Postby Caustic Saint » Fri Sep 12, 2003 6:37 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
Caustic Saint wrote:....got every karaoke in Korea. Here it's called noraebang - singing room. ... the local version of the love hotel, go to a DVD-bang

Dang, ya got a lot banging goin' on!
1. noraebang
2. DVD-bang
3. PC-bang like this funny one Image

Quite so!

There's also:
manhwabang - pay by the hour to read comics
game-bang - board game club
jinjilbang - co-ed, family sauna (no co-ed nudity though)

And to make in interesting, the word for bread is bbang. Sadly, a bakery isn't called a bbangbang. :(
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Postby kamome » Sat Sep 13, 2003 3:32 am

I have the solution to NeoNecro's problem (two, actually).

If you really want a cheap, private place, why not try a manga-kisa (manga kissaten, or manga cafe). You can get your own room, a computer with internet access, and a PS2 for the low price of 200 yen per hour. After you're through with her, you can turn on the tv or read your email. No joke, it's a pretty good deal.

The other (and I think better) alternative is to dump this broad. I have never heard of a Japanese chick creating such problems like you're having. And whatever you do, do NOT spend 60,000 yen to take her to some hotel at Disneyland, of all god-forsaken places. Is this just to have a make out session? Dude, if you can't even get that far with her in your dorm room or some park bench, then there's something seriously wrong.
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