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Postby Marked Trail » Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:37 pm

[INDENT][SIZE="3"]Cafe Barf-up[/INDENT]
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Postby Yokohammer » Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:44 pm

:lol:
That's "barfuß".
"Barefoot" in German.
Sure looks kinda suspect though.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:02 pm

I think the ß is read as "ss" in German...not that we need to go there! :wink4:

Mmm...Weißbier...:luv3:

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:48 am

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Postby matsuki » Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:07 pm

Photoshop waiting to happen!!
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Postby Bucky » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:40 am

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Postby Bucky » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:44 am

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rough translation:
Home of beautiful women. Keep your eyes on the road

:eye::eye:8O:luv3:

sign was found in Ichihara, Chiba.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:52 am

This business apparently promises to "reform" houses...just how, I am intrigued to know.....I'd imagine any disputes may some come to blows.

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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Aug 07, 2011 9:44 am

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Postby Coligny » Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:28 am

Taro Toporific wrote:via


Have you seen the result of cuddling with an operating lathe ?

http://www.silencertalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=41444

Me bi... julie don't even allow me the Fischer Price Machinist Playset after seing that news...
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Postby BigInJapan » Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:13 am

Coligny wrote:Have you seen the result of cuddling with an operating lathe ?

http://www.silencertalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=41444

Me bi... julie don't even allow me the Fischer Price Machinist Playset after seing that news...

Holy crap Coligny, how about a heads up there - yeesh.
BE WARNED - extremely NSFW, or anywhere for that matter. If you want to see the goriest real life images you can imagine - click on the above link. :puke:

Don't think I'll be eating hamburger for awhile...
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Postby Coligny » Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:40 pm

BigInJapan wrote:Don't think I'll be eating hamburger for awhile...


I can have it ?
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:58 am

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:24 pm

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Postby Greji » Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:29 pm

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Mike did you order that online from Hampster.com?
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Aug 13, 2011 6:52 am

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Not really a sign, but in a cuntry where a mansion is 64m2...

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:44 pm

Je pète dans votre direction générale
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Postby BigInJapan » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:09 pm

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Postby Greji » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:37 pm

"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:44 pm

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Postby matsuki » Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:37 am

SDH "cut your dick off! It's only going to get you in more trouble!"
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:59 pm

chokonen888 wrote:...my mind was more on my own insertion rod, containment and inevitable meltdown...


If that's the way you think aboout sex (as I guess you were implying), no bloody wonder you had a bird with five tits...
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Postby matsuki » Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:37 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:If that's the way you think aboout sex (as I guess you were implying), no bloody wonder you had a bird with five tits...


The more tits, the better!:glow2:

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Postby gaijinpunch » Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:32 pm

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Whites, Asians, Latinos... you guys keep on fighting.
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Postby Bucky » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:36 pm

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Postby 2triky » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:27 am

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Postby IparryU » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:29 am

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hmmm like that drunk Brit (need cit.) that got too close to a panda bear and started biting back when he was being mauled?

first thing i would do if a bear got that close would probably be kicking it in the jugular and then go down fighting while it eats me...

maybe i should read that sign again...
"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I would pull out, but won't."
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:21 pm

The guy on the left is Japanese...he doesn't want to fight the bear, he's doing jankenpon, for Christ's sake.
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Postby waruta » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:43 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:The guy on the left is Japanese...he doesn't want to fight the bear, he's doing jankenpon, for Christ's sake.



I agree, he looks a little big to be the Notre Dame Fighting Irish....
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:02 pm

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