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Tongue Surgery For Korean Language Learner

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Tongue Surgery For Korean Language Learner

Postby Mulboyne » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:33 am

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Daily Mail: Student obsessed with Korean culture has tongue surgically lengthened on NHS to help her speak the language
Student Rhiannon Brooksbank-Jones dreams of living and working in South Korea once she finishes university, even though she has never visited the country. But while taking language lessons, the 19-year-old found that she couldn't pronounce certain crucial sounds in the Korean alphabet. Her dentist suggested it may be because she was born with a slightly shorter than average tongue, caused by having an unusually thick lingual frenulum - the flap of skin that joins the underside of the tongue to the floor of the mouth. After discussing the matter with her parents and language tutor, Rhiannon decided to undergo an operation to correct the condition, despite the fact it has never caused her any problems in speaking English. She underwent a lingual frenectomy, which involves making an incision in the flap of skin. As a result, Rhiannon's tongue is now about 1cm longer, and she can say words that were impossible before...more...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:39 am

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Daily Mail: Student obsessed with Korean culture has tongue surgically lengthened on NHS to help her speak the language


That's so fucking retarded because they do the same surgery for Korean students who are studying English. What a scam.
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Postby sirwanksalot » Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:02 am

She probably used that line to trick her parents into paying for that surgery so she could perform better cunnilingus on her female lover.
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Postby Greji » Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:19 am

sirwanksalot wrote:She probably used that line to trick her parents into paying for that surgery so she could perform better cunnilingus on her female lover.

She should also feel free to test drive her new extension to the head of my johnson any time that is convenient.....
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Postby John Dillinger » Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:36 pm

Slightly related, but even with my half assed study of Japanese( I can order a beer, and ask where the toilet is) strangely I'll on occasion pronounce l's as r's.
I have actually said prease a few times.
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Postby zero_oki » Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:33 pm

Guess it will come in handy when she needs to describe her first train groper. :razz:
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