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Should You All Be Staying in Tokyo Post Fukushima?

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Postby TOKYO JOE » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:41 am

Iraira wrote:Joe, what's with the need for resorting to sarcasm and a sense of glee regarding this? Pretty disgusting of you to do so. Thankfully you don't actually live in Japan.


Haha that''s real funny friend. Well it may look that way to a Computer Novice but thankfully it looks like the money I spent on my security people and their software "proxy" doodads worked because I aint posting on this or any message board from my real ip.

Well if you care to visit Roppongi sometime I might actually meet you but friend, I will not be leaving the complex anytime soon. Tokyo has become the Danger Zone. Be careful out there friends , because unless you have a properly filtered car, walking around Tokyo to earn that 180,000 Yen a month as a teacher English could mean a whole lot of hot particles in your lungs.

Stay safe friends and remember to take care.
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Postby CrankyBastard » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:14 am

TOKYO JOE wrote:Haha that''s real funny friend. Well it may look that way to a Computer Novice but thankfully it looks like the money I spent on my security people and their software "proxy" doodads worked because I aint posting on this or any message board from my real ip.



You went to such lengths just to do your third rate trolling!?
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Postby Yokohammer » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:36 am

TOKYO JOE wrote:Stay safe friends and remember to take care.

You don't have any friends here Joe.
Your bullshit is transparent to anyone with half a brain, but it still stinks.
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Postby Typhoon » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:53 am

TOKYO JOE wrote: . . . TJ nonsense . . .

Stay safe friends and remember to take care.


As trolls go, you're probably the dumbest that I've encountered to-date.
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because

1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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Postby Coligny » Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:01 am

Typhoon wrote:As trolls go, you're probably the dumbest that I've encountered to-date.


Thug4Life deserve a mention here too I think...

And this is without counting some other submarine trolling...
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Postby Greji » Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:24 am

Typhoon wrote:As trolls go, you're probably the dumbest that I've encountered to-date.


Come on TY, don't give him credit. He ain't smart enough to be a dummy...
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Postby Iraira » Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:30 am

TOKYO JOE wrote:Haha that''s real funny friend. Well it may look that way to a Computer Novice but thankfully it looks like the money I spent on my security people and their software "proxy" doodads worked because I aint posting on this or any message board from my real ip.

Well if you care to visit Roppongi sometime I might actually meet you but friend, I will not be leaving the complex anytime soon. Tokyo has become the Danger Zone. Be careful out there friends , because unless you have a properly filtered car, walking around Tokyo to earn that 180,000 Yen a month as a teacher English could mean a whole lot of hot particles in your lungs.

Stay safe friends and remember to take care.


You seem to know how much Eigo teachers get paid, Jow....you seem to know this too well, friend.
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Postby omae mona » Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:40 pm

I think it's pretty amusing that TJ incorrectly assumed Iraira's "not in Japan" accusation came from somehow being able to see his IP addresses. In the course of constructing his "proxy service" alibi in response, he 'fessed up that his IP addresses are, indeed, not in Japan. Nice job, TJ. :rofl:

Kind of reminds me of people who go to renew their expired driver's license, and respond to the trick question "how did you get here today?" with the answer "I drove".
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Postby Iraira » Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:55 pm

Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby TOKYO JOE » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:45 pm

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Postby Iraira » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:57 pm

TOKYO JOE wrote:Haha that's real funny friend. Well Tokyo Joe's been here a long time friend, even since I was a kid. Listen to my first podcast as I talk about it. I got serious in my late teens and early 20s and have been here ever since. My computer people gave me software to protect from the identity thieves so that to you Computer Novices it looks like I am posting anywhere from Sugamo to Swahililand to Svalbad but I assure you friend I am safe up here in TM well away from the hot particles and from the people like you who love Danny Choo but are haters of anyone not an Eikaiwa Teacher. It does not suck at all to be me friend, I have been retired for over two decades now and would invite you to listen to mypodcast about how to retire early in Japan but friend, please be careful walking around Tokyo Town or if you happen to live in Omiya, please do not harm yourself. So Long, TTTokyolios!


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Postby Typhoon » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:00 am

Greji wrote:Come on TY, don't give him credit. He ain't smart enough to be a dummy...
:cool:


True. I was being rather unfair to dummies.
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because

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Postby TOKYO JOE » Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:28 pm

Well friends, I sure hope you are all enjoying the sunshine and the hot particles as you walk about from one english lesson to the next, catching the trains, meeting the students and breathing in those hot particles, as you work out whether the 180,000 Yen a month will be enough for you to retire on before you die of radiation poisoning.

Wagyu beef and Hibiki Suntory whiskey for me safe in the filtered confines of Tokyo Midton though friends, so remember, it's not worth the money - and your health is more important

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:30 pm

TOKYO JOE wrote:Well friends, I sure hope you are all enjoying the sunshine and the hot particles as you walk about from one english lesson to the next, catching the trains, meeting the students and breathing in those hot particles, as you work out whether the 180,000 Yen a month will be enough for you to retire on before you die of radiation poisoning.

Wagyu beef and Hibiki Suntory whiskey for me safe in the filtered confines of Tokyo Midton though friends, so remember, it's not worth the money - and your health is more important

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Postby CrankyBastard » Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:51 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Can we ban this one-trick pony?


Not worth the effort, SJ.
Just ignore and wait.
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Postby Greji » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:57 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:Not worth the effort, SJ.
Just ignore and wait.
:cool:


Let him brag. It makes his sheltered life mean something (to him). I'm so happy he lives so high on the hog. I would like to measure though. I think my dick's bigger than his.....
I do know that my bar bill is probably more than his rent.
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Postby matsuki » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:09 pm

Greji wrote:I do know that my bar bill is probably more than his rent.
...
:cool:


When are you taking me drinkin' Greji? :D You can be my Yoda in the ways of the goat....but I won't leave midway through the lessons to save some friends from fugglies while their heads are in cloud city. They'll learn the hard way with a little time on the dark side.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:57 pm

See I told you all Joe was/is my bitch. I commanded him to post again, and he did.
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Postby gaijinpunch » Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:44 pm

Must be republican... ignoring science and all...
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Postby TOKYO JOE » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:03 am

Well friend 25 times the normal radiation is no laughing matter. I have some people coming in to fit special cladding to the inside of my apato and additional film on the windows too. The extra air filters have been up and running for some time now friends. :smoking:

Enjoy the videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYGT48NI0J0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vt86VTn6Ek

Have fun walking between lessons but remember friends, the 180,000 yen a month is not worth it! Filtered air and life in the confines of TM for me though. Take care TTTokyo-glow-olios!

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Postby TOKYO JOE » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:33 am

My friend who is married to a J girl for 5 years says she loves to put some fire into the sex after drinking tea. Well friends, this product may just be for herand will be sure to put some fire in her belly and loins.

More videos from these Glow-Chasers, so have a fun day TTTokyo-glow-olios. :glow2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqHqwKJ3Gg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhE8-5g39SQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba8nzjRNv0A
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Postby Yokohammer » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:36 am

Mr. tech-savvy Tokyo Joe can't even figure out how to post videos.

Fuckwit.

EDIT: Now he's posted links ... still can't figure it out.

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Postby TOKYO JOE » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:40 am

Hello Old Friend. How's life in Eikaiwa Land? I thought you had left the outer rings and had retired to tbe big smoke in central Tokyo?
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Postby gaijinpunch » Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:30 am

Geiger Counter from Saitama Where's the 25-times normal levels?

My friend


Now you've lost all credibility.
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Postby IparryU » Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:02 pm

ya... reading this thread just irked me... is he trying to sell something with this "friend" gig?

who the fuck is the eikaiwa sensei here that he keeps referring to? go fuck about on bigdaikon or something.... mctojam seems better after reading this shit...
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Postby Coligny » Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:28 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:Now you've lost all credibility.


I bet you didn't read much of his previous contributions...
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Postby Yokohammer » Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:32 pm

Coligny wrote:I bet you didn't read much of his previous contributions...

Those were "contributions"?
If you mean contributions in the sense that a turd in a swimming pool is a contribution, then I understand perfectly.
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Postby IparryU » Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:14 pm

Yokohammer wrote:Those were "contributions"?
If you mean contributions in the sense that a turd in a swimming pool is a contribution, then I understand perfectly.

more like diarrhea....
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Postby 2triky » Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:15 pm

IparryU wrote:more like diarrhea....


Appropriate, as it comes from an asshat.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:53 pm

Don't be so negative aboot diarrhea... at least they help you lose weight...
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