Half Life or Half a Life?

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 10:47 pm

Twenty-five years in Japan makes this old hand a 'half'
The Japan Times: Sept. 6, 2003 By THOMAS DILLON
Late this past summer, I officially became a "half."...than 50 percent of my life has now been spent in Japan...here is a short list of the sights and sounds I hope to experience in -- should I be so lucky -- my second 25 years in Japan.
I hope one day to see a Japanese politician shoulder his way in front of blinking cameras to announce: "No, no, the media have it wrong. My secretary did not negotiate any bribes. It was me all along. I set things up and then personally pocketed every single yen. My secretary is just a yes-man for a slithering crook. Beyond that, he is innocent."

...But I do find it cool to have lived here half my life. I sense the term "half" -- or perhaps "half-wit" -- suits me well.

by **kotatsuneko** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 12:14 am

whoah! strong of mind you are!

how bout some choice expressions etc youve picked up that arent featured in language books? something like Oyaji started a thread on a while back (kewl idea that thread btw, shame it wasnt err sticky ^&^)

whaddya gonna do to celebrate ?

by **Taro Toporific** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 1:18 pm

by **Caustic Saint** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 2:02 pm

I thought the "New Half Life" was Half-Life 2?

by **Big Booger** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 3:47 pm

I thought this was going to be a coming out thread where you announce your gay, or you're getting the gender transformation operation...
:P

LMAO

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 3:52 pm

Big Booger wrote:I thought this was going to be a coming out thread where you announce your gay, or you're getting the gender transformation operation...

Well, I do have bigger tits than any of the ladies I work with...hmmmmm

by **SovietSupreme** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 5:17 pm

Well, I do have bigger tits than any of the ladies I work with...hmmmmm

In Soviet Russia, you don't have tits... tits have you!

by **Col.Kilgore** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 9:57 pm

But are your tits hairy? If so, I stick with the flat chested natives for the time being.... :lol:

by **Col.Kilgore** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 9:58 pm

Also: why do so many Jgirls have golf ball nipples?

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 10:08 pm

Col.Kilgore wrote:Also: why do so many Jgirls have golf ball nipples?

It's an optical illusion because their tits are so small.

"CAUTION: Objects may appear larger than actual size."
[img]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:qv8kcSvrBPMC:http://www.deltaflux.org/TravelJournal/2002.04.22/images/2002.04.22%2520-%252019)%2520Objects%2520in%2520mirror%2520are%2520closer%2520than%2520they%2520appear.jpg[/img]

by **American Oyaji** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 10:19 pm

I know what he is talking about. I had never seen nipples like that until I got to Japan. I don't know if this is pre or post baby. The women that had these had all had at least one children in my experience.

by **Big Booger** » Sat Sep 13, 2003 11:23 pm

I agree with the optical illusion.,

YOu shrink an American Mega tittied lady's tits down to the size of J-tits, and the nipples will look enormous..

What I don't like are the sand dollar titty nipples.. ewwww... they are huge covering a good portion of the overall tit surface.

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