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Postby IparryU » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:17 pm

Coligny wrote:Sounds like the end of every sleepover at greji's place... (i wuz told)

the goats... the goats...
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Postby Greji » Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:33 pm

IparryU wrote:you dont wanna wake up with a flat freakazoid the next morning....

Ahh, I don't?
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Postby Bucky » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:08 am

Miss Universe's National Costume
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:29 pm

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Miss Japan 2011 Maria Kamiyama at the Hilton SaoPauloMorumbi hotel for the 2011 Miss Universe pageant to be held on September 12.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:37 pm

Bucky wrote:Miss Universe's National Costume


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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:13 am

I have something I'd be more than happy to unsheath for her...
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Postby Coligny » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:07 am

So is the threesome buttsecks tape out already ?
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Postby Greji » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:23 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I have something I'd be more than happy to unsheath for her...

Ahhh, Hair, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but she's more into husking corn than cracking open a peanut.....
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Postby IparryU » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:46 pm

Greji wrote:Ahhh, Hair, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but she's more into husking corn than cracking open a peanut.....
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ouch!
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Postby Coligny » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:52 pm

Greji wrote: more into husking corn than cracking open a peanut.....
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I will need a pictogram to understand this one...
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Postby matsuki » Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:42 pm

Coligny wrote:I will need a pictogram to understand this one...


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Go Colombia!

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:11 pm

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Postby Coligny » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:59 pm

ok, but shaved or wild ?
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Postby BigInJapan » Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:57 pm

Horny Frenchman wrote:ok, but shaved or wild ?

You be the judge...

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Postby Coligny » Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:53 pm

Seems to be landing strip, ok in my book....

Nao if someone could cover her face...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:00 pm

Coligny wrote:Nao if someone could cover her face...


That's what the orange one-piece is for.
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Sorry Japan

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:46 pm

Leila Lopes of Angola is crowned Miss Universe

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Postby BigInJapan » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:13 pm

Schwwwiiiiiiinnngggg!!

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And apparently there was a Brazilian porn actress (now deceased) with the same name.

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:29 pm

Where's that academic gone?

With all the Ls in Ms. Lopes' name, the Japanese are gonna have difficulty getting their tongues around it...s'pose that's why they just fuck 'em up the arse..
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:25 pm

On Sunday I was bored and actually looked through all the pics of the contestants on some Yahoo News fluff piece. When I saw Leila Lopes' photo I was thinking she definitely gets my vote. She is one hot lady. If she's representative of the girls in Angola, I know where I need to go on my next vacation.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:37 pm



Fuuuuuck yeeeaaaah!!!!!:cool:
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:44 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:If she's representative of the girls in Angola, I know where I need to go on my next vacation.


Fuck, I've been in Japan, on FG and around Greji too long...when I saw "Angola," I immediately wanted to fuck a goat. It was only when I calmed down a little bit that I realized I'd mixed up my Ls and Rs again...
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:42 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Fuck, I've been in Japan, on FG and around Greji too long...when I saw "Angola," I immediately wanted to fuck a goat. It was only when I calmed down a little bit that I realized I'd mixed up my Ls and Rs again...


Sorry I didn't respond right away I was in an Angola....
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:59 pm

Greji wrote:Sorry I didn't respond right away I was in an Angola....
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I'm not sure if you're talking about a sweater or a landmine...
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