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Should You All Be Staying in Tokyo Post Fukushima?

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Postby TOKYO JOE » Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:56 pm

gaijinpunch wrote:Geiger Counter from Saitama Where's the 25-times normal levels?

You are right friend, as it looks like it was off by a factor of ten friend.

Eikaiwa monkey :rolleyes: , realtor :confused: , desk jockey :zzz: - what's the difference friends? :glow2:

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Postby matsuki » Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:58 pm

SDH "cut your dick off! It's only going to get you in more trouble!"
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Postby james » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:40 pm

TOKYO JOE wrote:You are right friend


i'm not your friend, buddy
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Postby gaijinpunch » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:37 am

TOKYO JOE wrote:You are right friend, as it looks like it was off by a factor of ten friend.


Umm... no... March 11th taught us one thing: European media is not to be trusted. Sorry.
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Postby tone » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:47 am

was euro media equally as freaked out as japanese media has been "no problem, the problem is being resolved?"

are you guys avoiding certain foods, or just saying "fuck it" the risk is low, we all die sometime, and if some slight radiation is there, its there and there's no point worrying about it?
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Postby TOKYO JOE » Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:05 am

They are ignoring it because they have their day jobs as husbands, teachers, realtors, desk jockeys etc. They have no choice. I on the other hand fly to HK and back at will, and am protected here in TM friend.

Read this. Cesium is all over T Town.

This man was right at the time. Many governments told their citizens at the tine of initial fallout "GTFO of T Town!"

Take care friends.
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Postby waruta » Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:14 am

TOKYO JOE wrote:They are ignoring it because they have their day jobs as husbands, teachers, realtors, desk jockeys etc. They have no choice. I on the other hand fly to HK and back at will, and am protected here in TM friend.

Take care friends.



Hopefully next time you'll buy a one-way ticket to HK and go for a swim in the harbour.

No-one is your friend here hick.
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Postby matsuki » Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:31 am

TOKYO JOE wrote:I on the other hand fly to HK and back at will


So you married the richest fugly you could and are milking her so you can live the high life?

....or are you that horrible translator in that video?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:37 am

tone wrote:was euro media equally as freaked out as japanese media has been "no problem, the problem is being resolved?"

are you guys avoiding certain foods, or just saying "fuck it" the risk is low, we all die sometime, and if some slight radiation is there, its there and there's no point worrying about it?


I'm not worried about developing cancer from radiation exposure. I'll die of a heart attack or liver failure long before that happens.

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Postby Yokohammer » Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:41 am

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:37 pm

Yokohammer wrote:...Go away.


And everything else that Hammer said, except I'm not so polite and considerate, so just fuck off will you.
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Postby TOKYO JOE » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:46 pm

Yokohammer wrote: Tokyo is a place where people work.


Exactly, my friend. People just like you.
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Postby tone » Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:50 pm

this is like the idiot tea party that obscure legit criticism of obama with their opaquely idiotic bullshit

if there is something to be said about post-fukushima japan, this tokyo joe is not the guy to discuss it. classic troll stylings - i felt the same urge to tell dude to fuck off, but didnt feel like i have the seniority

well is poisoned. go start some HONG KONG JOE ramblings, see how you're treated by their gaijins/gweilo
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:33 pm

tone wrote:i felt the same urge to tell dude to fuck off, but didnt feel like i have the seniority


Seniority? :shock:

FWIW, feel free to tell me to fuck off whenever you like. Subtlety is not my forte and I'm immune to being hurt by words. I promise not to hold grudges. I'm no better than anyone else on this board just because I've been fucking around more than some (I'm a lot worse than a lot of others, though).

For God's sake, though, fuck that seniority idea...makes FG look like a Japanese school playground.
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Postby tone » Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:44 pm

haha, no i wanted to tell this blowhard tokyo joe to peace out
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Postby Yokohammer » Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:43 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Reason: Department of Redundancy Department redaction

Haaar! :rofl:
I saw this just minutes after it was posted, but didn't "get it" until just now.

Good guffaw there. :thumbs:

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:For God's sake, though, fuck that seniority idea...makes FG look like a Japanese school playground.

No shit. Bring that up one more time and I'll whup y'all upside the head with my Zimmer frame!
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Postby TOKYO JOE » Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:45 am

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Postby Yokohammer » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:20 am

As expected.
Thick as a fucking brick and totally immune to logic = TROLL.

Ignore = ON.
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Postby IparryU » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:40 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:For God's sake, though, fuck that seniority idea...makes FG look like a Japanese school playground.

well... fuck seniority and fuck being PC. we aint no group of robojaps... we're worst... FG.

BTW, fuck off.
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Postby dimwit » Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:09 am

OK time for some Haiku, I've been threatening with lately.

Tokyo Joe likes eels
Up the shitter and than some
Never pulls them out

Eels of course being the late summer seasonal word.
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Postby james » Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:45 am

dimwit wrote:OK time for some Haiku, I've been threatening with lately.


i'll try me hand at a limerick:

a blowhard named tokyo joe
wanted to host his own show
he got all a-sod
with a plutonium rod
and now tokyo joe's all aglow
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:57 am

dimwit wrote:Tokyo Joe likes eels
Up the shitter and than some
Never pulls them out


Lovely. Dimmer, you have such a wonderful way with words....
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Postby IparryU » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:16 pm

dimwit wrote:OK time for some Haiku, I've been threatening with lately.

Tokyo Joe likes eels
Up the shitter and than some
Never pulls them out

Eels of course being the late summer seasonal word.

so romantic dimwit... got another one i can tell the wife?
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Postby gaijinpunch » Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:17 pm

TOKYO JOE wrote:Friends, as you wander the streets outside of the confines of your 6 mat apaato on the way to your wonderful eikaiwas, consider


What should those of us in 2LDK's that work for ourselves in shirts & shorts do? What about the days I work at home? I'm so confused.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:03 pm

IparryU wrote:BTW, fuck off.
:confused:


:rofl:
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My turn ...

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:13 am

There once was a dipshit named Tokyo Joe
Whose cock was so small it was impossible to blow
He said with chagrin
As a hooker laughed at his chin-chin
I wish I was hung like AO.
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Postby matsuki » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:50 am

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Samurai_Jerk again.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:08 am

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Postby Yokohammer » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:12 am

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Postby BigInJapan » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:56 am

And another haiku...

Tokyo Joe the douche
In his Sanya ghetto shack
Forever alone

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