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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:41 pm

Watch out krauts and Nips, Britain's Commando magazine is still going remarkably strong, according to the Daily Mail...

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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:04 pm

The Septic Yanks had some good ones too...
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Postby matsuki » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:18 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:The Septic Yanks had some good ones too...
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LOL, they got the teeth right
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Postby IparryU » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:57 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, they got the teeth right

well... one tooth was halfway right... i guess the artist never had the honor to see a real life nippon jin...
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Postby Coligny » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:02 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Watch out krauts and Nips, Britain's Commando magazine is still going remarkably strong, according to the Daily Mail...



Geeezzz... at least they are on topic...

Watch Top Gear UK... with these guys it's like we were still at war...

the first test of every Benz is to check if the gps know where Warsaw is...
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Postby Catoneinutica » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:15 pm

Coligny wrote:Geeezzz... at least they are on topic...

Watch Top Gear UK... with these guys it's like we were still at war...

the first test of every Benz is to check if the gps know where Warsaw is...


Heh. What do they say about French cars? Something like, " If this Renault were any more Teutonic, the French would shave its head and denounce it as a collaborator"?
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Postby Kuang_Grade » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:42 pm

Coligny wrote:Geeezzz... at least they are on topic...
Watch Top Gear UK... with these guys it's like we were still at war...
the first test of every Benz is to check if the gps know where Warsaw is...


I find this a bit odd as well...after all, a proper test would be to ask the GPS to find Danzig
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:09 pm

Kuang_Grade wrote:I find this a bit odd as well...after all, a proper test would be to ask the GPS to find Danzig

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Postby ghostunit » Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:25 pm

meanwhile in fuk-u-shima...

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:08 pm

Kuang_Grade wrote:I find this a bit odd as well...after all, a proper test would be to ask the GPS to find Danzig


Danzig is no problem...it's the Vaterland. If we're going along this line, I'd say Lidice would be a better one to really confuse the GPS (Japanese-made, I assume?)
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:26 pm

chokonen888 wrote:LOL, they got the teeth right
And the slanty eyes?
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Postby tone » Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:54 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Heh. What do they say about French cars? Something like, " If this Renault were any more Teutonic, the French would shave its head and denounce it as a collaborator"?


haha so true

dr. seuss did some time as a newspaper political cartoonist i think before his publishing career went stratospheric, and he had some similar visual iconography for the japanese

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Postby wuchan » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:35 pm

Coligny wrote:Geeezzz... at least they are on topic...

Watch Top Gear UK... with these guys it's like we were still at war...

the first test of every Benz is to check if the gps know where Warsaw is...


all three of them like the GTR and clarkson LOVES the old civic typeR as well as the old march which he called "too fun for under 100HP".

What they do hate is ALL toyota products and can you blame them? All toyota's cars look like clones of each other. Then there is the LFA, a car that is no where near lambo performance but costs twice as much.
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Postby sublight » Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:49 pm

The Hilux won their respect, however.

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Postby Coligny » Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:46 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:Heh. What do they say about French cars? Something like, " If this Renault were any more Teutonic, the French would shave its head and denounce it as a collaborator"?

They are usually happy to bang the crap outta them...

Megane 2, borrowed 1 for a press test... they did a crash test with a real driver apparently without telling Renault first. To check if their 5 stars safety rating was for real. (answer, yes it was)
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New Twingo: took it down the sewers and did a perfect barrel roll, crashed it on several harbor piece of equipment and finally lost it at sea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TbpgZ2Dt0A

Alpine 610, one of the few model with RHD. crashed it against a concrete barrier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QphqydDiqvE

Renault espace (family minivan) turned it into a convertible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoUutOsZoQ

Renault Avantime (coupe Monospace) turned it into a race car... who caught fire because of their plywood undertray.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUKQqFZvjk8


They love french cars... especially to destroy them...

(sometime... they like WITHOUT destroying them
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:07 am

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Postby matsuki » Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:56 am

Doctor Stop wrote:And the slanty eyes?


Maybe the nose too but unless the guys here back then were bigger, that body size is greatly exaggerated!

tone wrote:haha so true

dr. seuss did some time as a newspaper political cartoonist i think before his publishing career went stratospheric, and he had some similar visual iconography for the japanese

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Postby IparryU » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:05 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Maybe the nose too but unless the guys here back then were bigger, that body size is greatly exaggerated!



Should I feel bad that I think that looks exactly like my boss? :?

what you talkin bout choko? they all look like that
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Postby matsuki » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:56 pm

IparryU wrote:what you talkin bout choko? they all look like that


You know the one time I mistook one Japanese for another (same color jersey, helmet, etc. during hockey practice) the guy jokingly said "what?! we all look alike to you?" I replied, "Yeah, but not nearly as much as we FG look to you." to which he half seriously agreed with :eek:

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