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Japanese 'gravure' is a crime

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:12 pm

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Postby matsuki » Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:01 pm

LOL, who else will pay for their boob jobs now? =O
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:02 am

Starting in October, new anti-gang legislation will prohibit ordinary citizens from doing business transactions with gangsters.


That sounds like a law that's just asking to be misused.
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Postby matsuki » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:51 am

New meaning for FG? Foreign Gangstas
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Postby wuchan » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:19 am

chokonen888 wrote:New meaning for FG? Foreign Gangstas


um.... you are all a bit late on this one. The foot soldiers have been FGs for more than ten years now.
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Postby Iraira » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:41 am

Starting in October, new anti-gang legislation will prohibit ordinary citizens from doing business transactions with gangsters.


Meaning: politicians are still allowed to do business transactions with gangsters.
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Postby gaijinpunch » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:11 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:That sounds like a law that's just asking to be misused.


Pretty sure those are referred to as Japanese Laws, in most circles.
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Postby Coligny » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:17 am

gaijinpunch wrote:Pretty sure those are referred to as Laws, in most countries.

Don't be so narrow...

--patriot act--- (at least this one got a name...)
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Postby Coligny » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:27 am

Taro Toporific wrote:After Shimada: Gravure idols next on anti-gang hit list in Tokyohttp://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26951


If they go anywhere near Yua it's gunna be W4R...

I'm off to stockpile on fertilizer...

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Postby Pearse » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:36 am

Coligny wrote:If they go anywhere near Yua it's gunna be W4R...

I'm off to stockpile on fertilizer...

Dom3st1c T3rreuri1sm for the win...


Can't you spill?
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Postby Greji » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:12 am

Pearse wrote:Can't you spill?

I gotta call BS on Colligny on this one. He won't have any to spill. If he brings so much as a scoop of "fertilizer" even close to his reformed clinic, his wife will stomp his ass into it. Beat him like a step-child. Okusan for the win!
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Postby IparryU » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:38 am

Greji wrote:I gotta call BS on Colligny on this one. He won't have any to spill. If he brings so much as a scoop of "fertilizer" even close to his reformed clinic, his wife will stomp his ass into it. Beat him like a step-child. Okusan for the win!
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LOL is that true coligny?
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Postby Coligny » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:00 am

IparryU wrote:LOL is that true coligny?

Doods... for the beat up...
She's an ob gyn, with the shortest fuse I'v seen... evar... and she was raised with 2 brothers as the elder sister spending most of her toddler years in front of TV with her grandpa watching Japanese wrestling... The bros are still scared of her...

I was with 2 sisters, a poodle and practiced... fencing...

The only thing keeping me alive in case of argument is M.A.D. (mutually assured destrucshion). I have credit card on her account, she knows I have barely any respekt for munies... And if she pissed me of badly enough she will end up with enought colored Benz in the parking to draw the french flag...

But for the fertilizer... since I can litterally (and desperately) spend days without seeing anyone... And dadinlaw don't give a frack aboot my experimentation in the building... Putting an helipad on the roof and a submarine base in the parking would 1- go unnoticed for weeks -and after that nobody would really care or complain... 2- anything more destructive would certainly not trigger much of a reaction either...
(but If I could finally fix the leaky roof after now 3 years of worthless fight, it would be nice...)
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:36 pm

So if I have a drink at an establishment that's yak run, can I be arrested for doing business with them?
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Postby IparryU » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:34 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:So if I have a drink at an establishment that's yak run, can I be arrested for doing business with them?

yes... off with your head!
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Postby Coligny » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:54 pm

IparryU wrote:yes... off with your head!
:rolleyes:


Yeas, but... what if you buy your electricity from Tepco ?
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