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Postby Caustic Saint » Sat Sep 13, 2003 8:59 am

kamome wrote:The other (and I think better) alternative is to dump this broad. I have never heard of a Japanese chick creating such problems like you're having. And whatever you do, do NOT spend 60,000 yen to take her to some hotel at Disneyland, of all god-forsaken places. Is this just to have a make out session? Dude, if you can't even get that far with her in your dorm room or some park bench, then there's something seriously wrong.

Amen! I was hinting towards that earlier (by suggesting she should chip in).

What's this chick's deal anyway? She's got some Cinderalla fantasy about you taking her to a magic castle? For the price of a trip to TD you can get 5-10 trips to a variety of love hotels - with a new theme each time. How long have you been with her, and what makes her worth scrmiping and saving for months just to fulfill some fantasy of hers. Hers - not yours. Sounds to me like she's treating you like the First National Bank of FG.

Knowing this little about her, I already know you can do better.
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Postby kamome » Mon Sep 15, 2003 12:47 am

Caustic Saint wrote:
kamome wrote:The other (and I think better) alternative is to dump this broad. I have never heard of a Japanese chick creating such problems like you're having. And whatever you do, do NOT spend 60,000 yen to take her to some hotel at Disneyland, of all god-forsaken places. Is this just to have a make out session? Dude, if you can't even get that far with her in your dorm room or some park bench, then there's something seriously wrong.

Amen! I was hinting towards that earlier (by suggesting she should chip in).

Sounds to me like she's treating you like the First National Bank of FG.


Exactly. She's taking NeoNecro to the cleaners. Instead of hinting, I like to articulate everything as clearly and forcefully as possible :D
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:11 pm

Big Booger wrote:I tell you a good buddy of mine, he bangs all over Himeji, parking lots, elevators, toliets, underground parking areas, on the hood of parked cars, anywhere he can slide it in, he has tried it.. he even got rather frisky in a corner of a bar.. LOL


I almost got it on in a bar with the mama. She was stacked like a deck of cards from the Venetian and she was only like 45 at the time. I was the only customer and she came and sat beside me and we started foolin around. I went and locked the door and we started getting busy cuz it was a VERY slow night. On slow nights, she sent the other girls home and she would drink herself. Well, I had her down to her bra when an insistent customer started banging on the door. He was drunk as the proverbial skunk and wouldnt go away. So we reset our clothes and unlocked the door and I served bar while she sat there. We never spoke of that moment afterwards. But we were friends until I left Japan. Anytime I entered, she'd say "TARO!!" (Taro is my Japanese nickname oddly enough)

However....in retrospect, its probably a GOOD thing I didn't sleep with her. I have one unbreakable rule when it comes to sex. Never rub another man's rhubarb. No sleeping with a married woman. EVER. Mama never was 100% clear on her marital status.
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:13 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Better than camping, is my favorite gambit: "Please take this silly FG to a rotenburu hot-springs so I can experience the 'real' Japan." That will give you a whole long weekend of fun AND her mom with gleefully pack a her a bento for two , kinky underwear, and give her a few man yen pocket money which you can tap*.


*Really, just open her wallet and take the money out with a smile---it's normal Japanese stud's move.


Ive actually had ladies GIVE me their wallets so I could pay for something at a store. I'd be reaching for my own wallet, but they would just hand me theirs. What does that mean.....exactly?
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Postby Caustic Saint » Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:09 am

American Oyaji wrote:Ive actually had ladies GIVE me their wallets so I could pay for something at a store. I'd be reaching for my own wallet, but they would just hand me theirs. What does that mean.....exactly?

It means that you, sir, are a PIMP!

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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:06 pm

Caustic Saint wrote:
American Oyaji wrote:Ive actually had ladies GIVE me their wallets so I could pay for something at a store. I'd be reaching for my own wallet, but they would just hand me theirs. What does that mean.....exactly?

It means that you, sir, are a PIMP!

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Pimp? PIMP? P I M P?

You think just 'cuz I'm black, wear platform shoes, feathered cape, leopard skin hat, a cape and carry a cane that I'm a PIMP?

I'm hurt man. I'm really hurt. :D

Naw man. I'm far from pimpin. But I did know a girl that was willing to sleep with other people to make money for me.......no lie.
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Postby NeoNecroNomiCron » Wed Sep 17, 2003 9:37 am

American Oyaji wrote:
Caustic Saint wrote:
American Oyaji wrote:Ive actually had ladies GIVE me their wallets so I could pay for something at a store. I'd be reaching for my own wallet, but they would just hand me theirs. What does that mean.....exactly?

It means that you, sir, are a PIMP!

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Pimp? PIMP? P I M P?

You think just 'cuz I'm black, wear platform shoes, feathered cape, leopard skin hat, a cape and carry a cane that I'm a PIMP?

I'm hurt man. I'm really hurt. :D

Naw man. I'm far from pimpin. But I did know a girl that was willing to sleep with other people to make money for me.......no lie.


No sounds like you are just an average guest on Jenny Jones
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Postby Naniwan Kid » Wed Sep 17, 2003 9:56 am

Oh no. That is BIG PIMPIN'. There is no other way to describe it.

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Postby American Oyaji » Wed Sep 17, 2003 1:33 pm

BTW, FYI,

The woman was WILLING to do it, but I didn't even think about having her actually do it.
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