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Should You All Be Staying in Tokyo Post Fukushima?

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Postby TOKYO JOE » Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:49 am

And further to my ^ post ^ about background vs strontium and cesium, and Bikini Atoll friends, this video will show you how the molten core will make its own JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH. :confused:

.378 uSv at Hachioji Station friends, each and every hour. Time to visit The Historic Showa Mausoleum with your children and breathe in the strontium and cesium. Keep tourism strong because Tokyo needs it right now! :clap: Breathe in that history friends!
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Postby Coligny » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:02 pm

Link to the video without the TJ retardation...

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Postby TOKYO JOE » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:15 am

Friends, please plan out your dream career in Japan carefully. I know some of you will want to make it to the heights of eikaiwa industry within 20 years, but some of the people on ENE are saying that the half life of cesium and strontium is about 30 years, times 10 or 20 means 600 years max of uninhabitable Japan. :confused:

So friends this is from Japan Today http://www.japantoday.com/category/national/view/japans-nuclear-disaster-six-months-on#comments
Cases of contaminated water, beef, vegetables, tea and seafood have been detected, including green tea from Shizuoka, 360 kilometers from the plant.

Japan has said that 770,000 terabecquerels of radiation were released in the first six days of the disaster, more than twice the initial estimate.


The good news is that the molten core will just proceed without any further help :confused:

This is just speculation but TEPCO could simply be letting the molten core burn slowly through the water table until it passes through the Earth's mantle into magma. Would its path be a weak point allowing molten magma to ooze upward? Could it lead to a volcanic eruption? Could anyone really know what would happen? Has there ever been drilling as deep as the magma layer? If so were there any volcanic incidents, or not? How fast would a molten nuclear reactor core, carried downward by gravity, descend deeper into the Earth? How deep is it now? Six meters? 60 meters? 600 meters?


Take care friends. :confused:

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Postby gaijinpunch » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:58 am

TOKYO JOE wrote:Friends, please plan out your dream career in Japan carefully. I know some of you will want to make it to the heights of eikaiwa industry within 20 years, but some of the people on ENE are saying that the half life of cesium and strontium is about 30 years, times 10 or 20 means 600 years max of uninhabitable Japan. :confused:


The half-life of cesium is 30 years, but the biological half-life is 60-days. Still not good to ingest, but as there is not a constant spewing into our eikaiwa environment, it is not as big of a risk as one would think. Strontium is bad news, w/ a biological half-life equaling it's regular half-life. As of yet, no Strontium has been found at Tokyo Midtown... the only place I live, work, and recreate, so I'm totally safe.
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Postby TOKYO JOE » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:08 am

gaijinpunch wrote:The half-life of cesium is 30 years, but the biological half-life is 60-days. Still not good to ingest, but as there is not a constant spewing into our eikaiwa environment, it is not as big of a risk as one would think. Strontium is bad news, w/ a biological half-life equaling it's regular half-life.


Thank God friend, because the cesium is a real bitch. Also strontium, as there is not a constant spewing into your environment, that makes it a whole lot better and is not as big a risk. Thank God for the nuclear physiology experts like you too friend, it's nice to have your expert opinion say you should be on the news! :confused:

Just like the cesium, plutonium, and iodine, and now with your expert opinions, I am sure that the strontium is no problem at all friend, thank you. :confused:

http://enenews.com/radioactive-strontium-found-in-hawaii-milk :confused:

http://enenews.com/tepco-6300-bq-per-liter-of-strontium-90-found-in-groundwater :confused:

http://blog.alexanderhiggins.com/2011/08/22/tokyo-soil-cesium-radiation-chernobyl-dead-zone-limit-919100-bqsq-meter-detected-63141/ :confused:

http://blog.alexanderhiggins.com/2011/07/13/52547-bqkg-cesium-radiation-soil-tokyo-135-miles-south-fukushima-34691/ :confused:

http://enenews.com/tag/plutonium :confused:

Have a great day friend. :glow2:
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Postby TOKYO JOE » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:14 am

Friend, expert on radiation it is sure nice to have your input here and your expert opinion. Say what do you make of this? :confused: Experts with education much like yourself make me feel safer, thank you friend.

http://enenews.com/report-76-trillion-becquerels-plutonium-239-released-fukushima-23000-times-higher-previously-announced

I hope it's good news friend, because there aint nothing better that I like than good news. :glow2:
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Postby IparryU » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:54 am

ok i asked this before... but who is the eikaiwa fuck that he keeps referring too?

who here is an engrish teacher?

why the fug is this guy still here referring to all us FGs as eikaiwa?

everytime i look at this thread i just feel like slamming my head on my desk...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:35 am

TOKYO JOE wrote:Life is tough this year, half life of 30 years, OK life is tough for the next 30 years.


I can think of someone who looks like they could do with getting half a life...
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Postby Typhoon » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:38 am

TOKYO JOE wrote:Friend, expert on radiation it is sure nice to have your input here and your expert opinion. Say what do you make of this? :confused: Experts with education much like yourself make me feel safer, thank you friend.

http://enenews.com/report-76-trillion-becquerels-plutonium-239-released-fukushima-23000-times-higher-previously-announced

I hope it's good news friend, because there aint nothing better that I like than good news. :glow2:


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Postby gaijinpunch » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:05 pm

TOKYO JOE wrote:Friend, expert on radiation it is sure nice to have your input here and your expert opinion.


Word.
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Postby tone » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:42 pm

yeah its crap content

thanks joe

and it obscures what could be an interesting convo about what we should be worried about, questions of sourcing non kanto and north veggies, water etc and any other radiation research

but instead we get this unreadable crap, can someone ban this idiot already?
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Postby james » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:16 pm

Coligny wrote:Link to the video without the TJ retardation...

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damn, at first glance i thought that was a kerosene heater.
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Postby Coligny » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:36 pm

james wrote:damn, at first glance i thought that was a kerosene heater.


I'm pretty sure it's the standard recruitement test for working as nuke engineer for Tepco...

And you passed it successfully (afterall, it makes heat... right !?)
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:22 pm

Coligny wrote:And you passed it successfully (afterall, it makes heat... right !?)


Fuck, hhe was superb! I thought it was an ad for the new Tenga...
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Postby Coligny » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:53 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Fuck, hhe was superb! I thought it was an ad for the new Tenga...


For a tepco job, you'ze screwd... but I'm pretty sure we can make business together... themed self heated tengaz...

Wizza gunna be ritches...
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Postby TOKYO JOE » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:48 am

ENE news is not working for me friends and I wonder why. Could it be that someone doesn't like ENE news? :confused:

But there was an article there friends only yesterday that said reactor no 3 at Dai Fukyuu is going to blow/let of some steam so I hope you are all going to be ready to collect it in your gills - think of it as a growing man's way to grow like godzilla. :confused:

Take care TTTokyoglowolios. :confused:

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Postby gaijinpunch » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:50 am

TOKYO JOE wrote:ENE news is not working for me friends and I wonder why. Could it be that someone doesn't like ENE news? :confused:


People that read/like credible news, for starters.
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Postby TOKYO JOE » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:54 am

Credible news like you? They were quoting BBC, reports from Tokyo University, measuring stations, and many other reports friends, and then commenting on them to explain them. :confused: What's so non credible about this? Do you know something that we do not friend? :confused:

Is this man credible for you? I sure hope you understand Japanese as good as I do friend. :confused:

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Postby gaijinpunch » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:56 am

TOKYO JOE wrote:Credible news like you?


Yes.
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Postby TOKYO JOE » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:01 am

Friends I love CNBC

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But this is better.

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The ignorance and sheer ****wittery of some of the people who wouldn't be able to get a job as a realtor is actually making this old timer laugh friends. Many people like you think that just because them gamma rays and alpha and beta rays are invisible no harm is being done. :confused:

Good luck with that TTTokyoglowolios.

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Postby gaijinpunch » Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:54 pm

So all the geiger counters on USTREAM, and the sign now posted at the Tochou are all wrong?
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Postby TOKYO JOE » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:15 pm

They are all true.Believe your masters. Of course friend, go outside, there are no hotspots, there are no alpha beta and gamma rays, the food is completely safe :confused: out there in Tokyo Land friend, breathe deep, drink your eikaiwa life water, and eat your eikaiwa life food friend as you walk and commute between your lessons. :confused:

Meanwhile...this has nothing to do with the fact that Tokyo has got some rays friend, and Europe and others have banned imports of food from Japan. :confused: Do not worry friend it is magically safe where you are in eikaiwa land - eat it all! :confused:
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:29 pm

TOKYO JOE wrote:They are all true.Believe your masters. Of course friend, go outside, there are no hotspots, there are no alpha beta and gamma rays, the food is completely safe :confused: out there in Tokyo Land friend, breathe deep, drink your eikaiwa life water, and eat your eikaiwa life food friend as you walk and commute between your lessons. :confused:

Meanwhile...this has nothing to do with the fact that Tokyo has got some rays friend, and Europe and others have banned imports of food from Japan. :confused: Do not worry friend it is magically safe where you are in eikaiwa land - eat it all! :confused:


How long you been in the eikaiwa business Joe. I mean you are so into that, there can be no other explanation. I suggest you stay in your little igloo in Tokyo Midtown and hold your breath. We won't bother you. My associates and I prefer to hang out at some places with a little more class. They are more expensive than Tokyo Midtown, so you wouldn't have heard of them. But since midtown is the only place you know, we'll let it go at that......
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Postby waruta » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:24 pm

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Greji again."

I think we may have all misunderstood TokyoJoke; why there's even a picture of him at work in Tokyo Midtown:

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As you can see the copse of trees behind him is where that little troll lives as well. Live on TokyoChoke!
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:53 pm

TOKYO JOE wrote:Also friends Tokyo Joe has been reading about why it's so dangerous.


I also find this amazing. 1. for all the warnings you have been dishing out, that you are now just reading about it, and 2. You haven't been reading anything of value judging by the junk science you post.

If it will as bad as your doomsday sketch indicates, then your so-called
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BTW, check the Carlton when every you have a chance, I'm there with Associates several times a week (that's where we put up our clients) and I ain't seen no filters and "protections" over there. I wonder if the owners are eikaiwa teachers.....
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Postby Coligny » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:31 pm

Greji wrote:when every you have a chance, I'm there with Associates several times a week

Guys... I think Greji just tipped us on the place of his seecret boneyard...

Read his previous message before it is censored by Th3 M4n...

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Postby tone » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:08 pm

dont be an asshole, mothefucker

you lost my ear, and if you did have something interesting to say. saying it like a low rent idiot is not the best way to use any of our times.

its been said to death, almost no one on here is a teacher.

go suck on a dick
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Postby Russell » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:16 pm

Is there a mode on this forum to ignore a certain user? I am very open minded, but sometimes it would be nice if there were an automated way to filter out boring trash.
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Postby BigInJapan » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:39 pm

Russell wrote:Is there a mode on this forum to ignore a certain user? I am very open minded, but sometimes it would be nice if there were an automated way to filter out boring trash.
Click on the user name, then in the Contact Info you'll see:
> Add "Tokyolio Jackoff" to Your Ignore List

FGL also has some kind of script that will take it one step further IIRC.
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