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Key Ranger to the Rescue!

Postby Mulboyne » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:18 pm

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Toyama City introduces Key Ranger, a new superhero to warn the public about leaving houses and bicycles unlocked.
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Postby james » Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:19 am

Mulboyne wrote:Toyama City introduces Key Ranger, a new superhero to warn the public about leaving houses and bicycles unlocked.


gotta lock up! never know when there's some wily foreigner right around the corner waiting in ambush to steal your bike!
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Postby wuchan » Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:03 am

can I haz my tax moneyz back?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:03 pm

wuchan wrote:can I haz my tax moneyz back?


Uh oh. Have you been taking English lessons from Colingy?
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Postby Coligny » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:19 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Uh oh. Have you been taking English lessons from Colingy?



Muwahahahahaha... and when I'm done destroying th3 english language, French will rise again as the de-facto internashiunul language for trade, diplomacy and romance...

"Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir..."

"voulez vous coucher avec moi... tada tidi pirlouti ploum..."
Marion Marechal nous voila !

Verdun

ni oubli ni pardon

never forgive never forget/ for you illiterate kapitalist pigs


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Postby Yokohammer » Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:37 pm

Coligny wrote:Muwahahahahaha... and when I'm done destroying th3 english language, French will rise again as the de-facto internashiunul language for trade, diplomacy and romance...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, yeah ... I must spread some reputation, blah blah ...
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Postby plaid_knight » Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:26 pm

I hope the Key Ranger has some kind of dramatic background music. They need to get some people in costume for the Key Ranger to fight.
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Postby wuchan » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:10 am

plaid_knight wrote: They need to get some people in costume for the Key Ranger to fight.


drunk gaijin?
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