How Do you Guyz Do It??? You Married Guys?

[Greji]

I dunno, if the wifey is dead set on not putting out for over a year, I'm out of there.

I'm not worried about me old lady not putting out for a year, but if me girl friend stops, there's gonna be problems....

[IparryU]

I'm not worried about me old lady not putting out for a year, but if me girl friend stops, there's gonna be problems....

but she will always baaa for you right?

If all else faills... get her sister.

[Greji]

If all else faills... get her sister.

Again? Would that help?

[matsuki]

Again? Would that help?

Her great granddaughter might help me

[IparryU]

Again? Would that help?

dont know about the mirage... but she can help you blow your load when needed...

that is the whole point right? marriage is just on paper... except for france where you have to make your partner cum regularly... good idea for japan...

[Coligny]

dont know about the mirage... but she can help you blow your load when needed...

that is the whole point right? marriage is just on paper... except for france where you have to make your partner cum regularly... good idea for japan...

seems i left just in time...

[joshuaism]

[GomiGirl]

Nobody ever stops to think about why the women stop wanting to have sex with their husbands... people just assume it is her problem. How about the possibility that the husbands are crap in bed?

If you don't know how to make her satisfied, then how do you expect her to "help you blow your load when needed"?

[tone]

how about these articles noticing the humor that the most "sexless" countries, japan and thailand, just happen to have a of reasonably priced options for other off the books action, and in the case of japan, has the huge population for salarymen to easily have something on the side

how much higher would the rate of individuals being satisfied be than the number of couples being satisfied.

i gotta say its tough to move here married.. thats all i'll say

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

How about the possibility that the husbands are crap in bed?

I was about to reply "I'm not German," but then I noticed the "are."

[gaijinpunch]

If you don't know how to make her satisfied, then how do you expect her to "help you blow your load when needed"?

It's a two way street. Nobody is born good at sex. I look back at the number of quality blow jobs I've gotten from people that were flat out awful at the first of our relationship. However, unlike eikaiwa, if you take a little time and show them first the basics (lots of hand, no teeth) the pay off is HUGE.

If a woman doesn't like the way her man wiggles his thing when he penetrates her she's got nobody to blame but herself. Tell him he sucks. Go get some toys. Give him notes. Work yourself AFTER he blows his wad. There's any number of things that can be done. It's not 1950. Stop living in a world where you fuck your husband through a sheet with a hole in it. Ride is rod. He won't hate you for it.

[GomiGirl]

It's a two way street. Nobody is born good at sex. I look back at the number of quality blow jobs I've gotten from people that were flat out awful at the first of our relationship. However, unlike eikaiwa, if you take a little time and show them first the basics (lots of hand, no teeth) the pay off is HUGE.

If a woman doesn't like the way her man wiggles his thing when he penetrates her she's got nobody to blame but herself. Tell him he sucks. Go get some toys. Give him notes. Work yourself AFTER he blows his wad. There's any number of things that can be done. It's not 1950. Stop living in a world where you fuck your husband through a sheet with a hole in it. Ride is rod. He won't hate you for it.

Fair points.

Except on one matter... I have always been great at sex!! And my hubby rocks my world.

[Coligny]

Nobody ever stops to think about why the women stop wanting to have sex with their husbands... people just assume it is her problem. How about the possibility that the husbands are crap in bed?

If you don't know how to make her satisfied, then how do you expect her to "help you blow your load when needed"?

I thought them japadjinz wimin' were all aboot maguro ?

[Coligny]

Fair points.

Except on one matter... I have always been great at sex!! And my hubby rocks my world.

Wait... you're not supposed to have babies and stuff on the bedside and stop these kind of deviant behaviourz ? You're getting creepier than Greji...

[McTojo]

Nobody ever stops to think about why the women stop wanting to have sex with their husbands... people just assume it is her problem. How about the possibility that the husbands are crap in bed?

If you don't know how to make her satisfied, then how do you expect her to "help you blow your load when needed"?

Typical reasons would be flat a$$es and skinny bodies. I know most of these guys are married to anorexic looking women who have zero physical development. No hips, either. I hate feeling ribs on a woman's body. Doggy style has to be the most boring. Behind them, and hitting nothing but bone can take a toll on you. And the typical low threshold. It's never the mens fault. Only the women.

[Greji]

If you don't know how to make her satisfied, then how do you expect her to "help you blow your load when needed"?

GG are you familiar with the old saw: "How does a real man know if a girl reached her climax?" The answer is: "A real man don't care!"

[matsuki]

Nobody ever stops to think about why the women stop wanting to have sex with their husbands... people just assume it is her problem. How about the possibility that the husbands are crap in bed?

If you don't know how to make her satisfied, then how do you expect her to "help you blow your load when needed"?

I'm sure the guys in sexless marriages think about that alot...the ones trying to keep it together and not getting any on the side. Of course you're right though, plenty of clueless guys but if their womens weren't so uptight, they could train their men...and TIJ, a women's uprightness here is beyond anything most men can deal with.

Don't like that jungle down there? Ever asked her to mow/shave/trim it? Plenty of girls will but then there are ones that won't because they'd feel slutty or embarrassed. Same girls that won't let you go down on them or do much but be your frozen tuna for the same reason. If the man is dumb enough to marry a woman like that, I can almost guarantee they'll be one of those sexless marriage statistics.

[IparryU]

Wait... you're not supposed to have babies and stuff on the bedside and stop these kind of deviant behaviourz ? You're getting creepier than Greji...

what? i didn't know that... must been that greji influence...

I'm sure the guys in sexless marriages think about that alot...the ones trying to keep it together and not getting any on the side. Of course you're right though, plenty of clueless guys but if their womens weren't so uptight, they could train their men...and TIJ, a women's uprightness here is beyond anything most men can deal with.

Don't like that jungle down there? Ever asked her to mow/shave/trim it? Plenty of girls will but then there are ones that won't because they'd feel slutty or embarrassed. Same girls that won't let you go down on them or do much but be your frozen tuna for the same reason. If the man is dumb enough to marry a woman like that, I can almost guarantee they'll be one of those sexless marriage statistics.

well. japanese women rarely ask you to do something to them... but when they do it is either exiting or disgusting...

a j-girl training her man is telling him what bank account to get his salary sent to and how to keep him out the house or at work so she can relax/get off on vibu or her FG.

No i dont like the jappy-jungle... wify does a semi-shave cause we go to the onsen sometimes and if there is no jungle == slut... but the most sluttiest girls i have been with are junglefied... the ones that were harder to get into/fresher/cleaner all had very nice tapered bush or slim-to-none... rare to catch a bald one unless you are a pedoFG and you try to get there before the hair does...

if a girl dont let you go down... it boils down to:
1. she stinks
2. she just went to the toilet
3. on/finished her rag
4. STD
5. affraid of what you will think when you will see it... (aka shy)
6. someone did something to her and she dont like that feeling (cant blame her)
7. you haven't warmed her up

most cases i have heard from girls that their BF is #7 and they are #2,3,5

[matsuki]

j-girls

Yeah, that's my point though, unless you're really inexperienced, you know what you're getting into before you marry the tuna that cannot be defrosted.

[rooboy]

McToji, MacAlpine, on gaijinpot, here, everyone on the japan net knows, the guys is someone who's name is mentioned in a circle of losers, ignore him.

Ya said it! As did the poster who said to McHandjob "I can kinda guess why you're not married".

McTojo's the loser who used to post 'reviews' of expensive wine he never drank on gaijinpot and then tried to bluff his way thru it when other posters pointed out he'd plagiarised it from a magazine. Likewise the 'jukujos' and J 'mommys' he's supposedly screwing are all from knock shops in the water trade.

Unless they're ageing whores, J women just wouldn't fuck such a loser. Don't believe your shit for an instant McLoser. You have to pay to geddit.

[Coligny]

It's okay dood... the man is gone...

[McTojo]

Ya said it! As did the poster who said to McHandjob "I can kinda guess why you're not married".

McTojo's the loser who used to post 'reviews' of expensive wine he never drank on gaijinpot and then tried to bluff his way thru it when other posters pointed out he'd plagiarised it from a magazine. Likewise the 'jukujos' and J 'mommys' he's supposedly screwing are all from knock shops in the water trade.

Unless they're ageing whores, J women just wouldn't fuck such a loser. Don't believe your shit for an instant McLoser. You have to pay to geddit.

I am not married has nothing to do with how I am as a black Jap nationalist. I just simply cannot marry a skinny woman. I need a heavy, older, sake loving, Japan loving Japanese woman. Simple. I don't see why that's so impossible.
That review on wine was spot on. The Jukujo stories were all real. I don't fabricate stories on women. Give it up.

[McTojo]

Unless they're ageing whores, J women just wouldn't fuck such a loser. Don't believe your shit for an instant McLoser. You have to pay to geddit.

I just don't think you get it. I am not lying. I have laid em' young, middle-aged, and old. I may not be able to do it everyday, but I can definitely get mine. I just don't lie about stuff like that.

[Greji]

I just don't think you get it. I am not lying. I have laid em' young, middle-aged, and old. I may not be able to do it everyday, but I can definitely get mine. I just don't lie about stuff like that.

Well, I suppose that's okay. Even a blind sow finds an acorn now and then....

[tone]

how the fuck do us married guys do it though... goddamn!....

[IparryU]

I am not married has nothing to do with how I am as a black Jap nationalist. I just simply cannot marry a skinny woman. I need a heavy, older, sake loving, Japan loving Japanese woman. Simple. I don't see why that's so impossible.
That review on wine was spot on. The Jukujo stories were all real. I don't fabricate stories on women. Give it up.

reminds me of the fat guy from high shcool high who wanted a blonde hair, green eyed asian girl friend... he eventually found her... but the crushed her in the elevator of a hotel...

good luck... cant say you wont get it... but... good luck.

[BigInJapan]

I need a heavy, older, sake loving, Japan loving Japanese woman.

I seem to recall somewhere that leaving stains on bus seats was also a requirement or yours...

[McTojo]

If you don't know how to make her satisfied, then how do you expect her to "help you blow your load when needed"?

It's a two way street. Nobody is born good at sex. I look back at the number of quality blow jobs I've gotten from people that were flat out awful at the first of our relationship. However, unlike eikaiwa, if you take a little time and show them first the basics (lots of hand, no teeth) the pay off is HUGE.

If a woman doesn't like the way her man wiggles his thing when he penetrates her she's got nobody to blame but herself. Tell him he sucks. Go get some toys. Give him notes. Work yourself AFTER he blows his wad. There's any number of things that can be done. It's not 1950. Stop living in a world where you fuck your husband through a sheet with a hole in it. Ride is rod. He won't hate you for it.

Spoken like a true newbie! Maybe I can offer your some pointers! haha....get it....? pointers!!

[Coligny]

It's a glitch or a nightmare ?

[Yokohammer]

Announcement: after a long (and refreshing) break, fruitcake is being served at FG once again.