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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:17 pm

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Postby Coligny » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:12 am

Japanese language is an ungoverned clusterfuck slaughtered by lunatics and ignoramus...

Movie at 11'
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Postby Christoff » Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:08 am

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Coligny again.
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Postby IparryU » Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:14 am

Coligny wrote:Japanese language is an ungoverned clusterfuck slaughtered by lunatics and ignoramus...

Movie at 11'

psch... your not a Nipponjin... you will never understand
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Postby maraboutslim » Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:33 am

That news story has come out every year since at least 1992.
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Postby IparryU » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:01 pm

maraboutslim wrote:That news story has come out every year since at least 1992.

i figure... they gettin stoopider anda stoopidier evri dei
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Postby Greji » Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:05 pm

IparryU wrote:i figure... they gettin stoopider anda stoopidier evri dei

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Postby 6810 » Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:42 pm

Coligny wrote:Japanese language is an ungoverned clusterfuck slaughtered by lunatics and ignoramus...

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really? It's not doing me nor my bank account any harm. Sheeeeyat, if half you complainants actually bothered to learn the language, you might notice it's not that hard, complex, weird etc as people (Japanese and other) tend to make out...
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Postby Coligny » Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:54 pm

6810 wrote:really? It's not doing me nor my bank account any harm. Sheeeeyat, if half you complainants actually bothered to learn the language, you might notice it's not that hard, complex, weird etc as people (Japanese and other) tend to make out...

Sorry but by French standards Japanese is not a language but a pidgin.

Never said it was hard or complex, it's just an ungoverned clusterfuck were every retard on the island will lecture you or misunderstand you on purpose in the name of cultural superiority.

And why wasting time learning a language when the only country where it's spoken is actively darwining itself into oblivion ?
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Postby CrankyBastard » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:47 pm

Coligny wrote:Sorry but by French standards Japanese is not a language but a pidgin.


And why wasting time learning a language when the only country where it's spoken is actively darwining itself into oblivion ?


You are probably right about the Darwining into oblivion bit but, if you choose to live here then learning the language is hardly wasting time.

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Postby james » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:22 pm

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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:47 pm

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Postby PileOWank » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:56 pm

Coligny wrote:Japanese language is an ungoverned clusterfuck slaughtered by lunatics and ignoramus...

Movie at 11'


If only Japan had a committee full of self important fucks (most likely power-mad old men, who might even call themselves immortals) who took it upon themselves to tell everyone else how to speak their own language. They might even call it an "Academy" or something of that nature. That would allow the Japanese to protect themselves from the evil imperial influence of American English creeping into their vocabulary.

If only there were some other country out there with an "Academy" to guard its own sacred, God given langauge, that Japan could model itself on... Where might that be...?
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Postby Coligny » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:11 pm

You don't post often, but when you do, you really go for the gold medal in stoopid... were you the inspiration for Idiocracy ?
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:24 am

I mentioned this survey to language blogger Matt Treyvaud. Happily, he looked at the whole thing and summarized it on his No-Sword blog.

You can read his entry here:
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:04 pm

PileOWank wrote:If only Japan had a committee full of self important fucks (most likely power-mad old men, who might even call themselves immortals) who took it upon themselves to tell everyone else how to speak their own language. They might even call it an "Academy" or something of that nature. That would allow the Japanese to protect themselves from the evil imperial influence of American English creeping into their vocabulary.

If only there were some other country out there with an "Academy" to guard its own sacred, God given langauge, that Japan could model itself on... Where might that be...?

You must be referring to the Academy of the Hebrew Language.
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Postby IparryU » Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:21 pm

PileOWank wrote:If only Japan had a committee full of self important fucks (most likely power-mad old men, who might even call themselves immortals) who took it upon themselves to tell everyone else how to speak their own language. They might even call it an "Academy" or something of that nature. That would allow the Japanese to protect themselves from the evil imperial influence of American English creeping into their vocabulary.

ohhh... you mean that evil influence of Yakenglish that makes the "best" movies and music? or the Yankenglish that sounds like the speaker is chewing bubble gum?

if jinglish had some real 'merican English inserted here and there it would probably work for the better...

not it is that evil Kangaroo english that will fuck them up... they already sound like scooby doo when they talk... they dont need to sound like a drunk scooby doo or a tweaked out scooby doo...
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