Miss Universe Japan 2008 Sex Tape Scandal!

[Greji]

I should have seen this coming...

Well, it works for everyone except Hundefar...

[GuyJean]

If you drink that much, you might find it a better idea to avoid the surveillance because you might end up finding out something you'd rather have avoided.

If you haven't already seen The Hangover, I highly recommend it.

GJ

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I was just thinking, Hiroko Mima denies being the third woman, right, but looking at that video and comparing photos/videos of Miss Japan 2008 and I just can't help having doubts about her claims.
I think that if she really, truly wants to clear her reputation, Hiroko should make a video of herself copping one up the pooper, giving a BJ and making out with a beauty queen to see if she reacts any differently to the woman on the scandal tape.
If she does it differently, then we will all know for sure that it wasn't her...

[Cyka UchuuJin]

i'm not goig to bother reading through it all, but is this the miss japan that went looking for her father that made her technicially a hafu?

and how you can say korea is ugly? japan is way more disgusting!!!!

[Ketou]

i'm not goig to bother reading through it all, but is this the miss japan that went looking for her father that made her technicially a hafu?

and how you can say korea is ugly? japan is way more disgusting!!!!

Sheesh typical female comment... Disgusting anal sex and blow jobs = good. Ugly = floppy panis.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Disgusting anal sex and blow jobs = good.

Don't disagree, but maybe not simultaneously, though....

[Cyka UchuuJin]

Don't disagree, but maybe not simultaneously, though....

probably not, but ketou prefers them that way.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

probably not, but ketou prefers them that way.

I suppose that's why he's a ketou.....

[Greji]

probably not, but ketou prefers them that way.

Please be more specific. I'm taking notes....

[Yokohammer]

Don't disagree, but maybe not simultaneously, though....

Is a fart during anal sex considered to be a blowjob?
(Am I allowed to say that?)

[GomiGirl]

Is a fart during anal sex considered to be a blowjob?
(Am I allowed to say that?)

Ya just got a greenie snot from me for that one!! Snorted water out my nose.

[Mike Oxlong]

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Is a fart during anal sex considered to be a blowjob?
(Am I allowed to say that?)

I would have green-snotted you, too, except I need to "spread the lurv."

Still, wouldn't it be considered more of a "blow off" than a blow job?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Love their examples. I guess Take's been contributing to WWWJDIC...

I didn't notice that, but it's pretty funny....

Gotta give Take his dues...at least he'll voice (in extraordinarily broken Engrish) what the vast majority of people here actually feel but haven't got the guts to say even when they are protected by the anonymity of the Internet....

[Ketou]

probably not, but ketou prefers them that way.

Yes, but it's only possible with the type of female that is constantly talking shit....busy later?:p

[dimwit]

i'm not goig to bother reading through it all, but is this the miss japan that went looking for her father that made her technicially a hafu?

and how you can say korea is ugly? japan is way more disgusting!!!!

Wrong Miss Japan. You are thinking about MJ2009. The screamer is MJ2008

[hundefar]

and how you can say korea is ugly? japan is way more disgusting!!!!

I'd say it is unimportant as experience shows that I will sleep with whoever is willing no matter how they look.

[Christoff]

subtle offer

[Greji]

I'd say it is unimportant as experience shows that I will sleep with whoever is willing no matter how they look.

Again, great minds think alike! Eight to eighty, blind, crippled, or crazy.....

[Mike Oxlong]

[SIZE="4"]The Ass Man Cometh[/SIZE]
Experimentation, orgasms, and the rise of anal sex.
In Slate Magazine

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Apparently, a lot of people try gay sex, but only about half stick with it.

That kinda makes sense to me...I would have thought the other half rugged up, so to speak....

In 1992, 16 percent of women aged 18-24 said they'd tried anal sex. Now 20 percent of women aged 18-19 say they've done it, and by ages 20-24, the number is 40 percent. In 1992, the highest percentage of women in any age group who admitted to anal sex was 33. In 2002, it was 35. Now it's 46.

I tried anal sex, but found it to be a bit of a pain in the arse....

[Cyka UchuuJin]

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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

My eyes might be playing tricks on me, but is that Jack?

[Cyka UchuuJin]

My eyes might be playing tricks on me, but is that Jack?

yeah, he's the one with the blonde 'do.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

While we're on the topic of anal sex, I guess this is kinda close.....

This story kinda has special meaning for Strine speakers (and maybe Kiwis), where "shiela dickshit" could probably serve as a euphemism for what you end up with as a result of having given a woman one up the cakehole.

[Greji]

While we're on the topic of anal sex, I guess this is kinda close.....

This story kinda has special meaning for Strine speakers (and maybe Kiwis), where "shiela dickshit" could probably serve as a euphemism for what you end up with as a result of having given a woman one up the cakehole.

I thought you were talking about the medal count against the POMs....

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I thought you were talking about the medal count against the POMs....

Cor blimey! When it comes to all the Pommies fagging their private schoolboys and the like, they've got us well and truly whipped when it comes to the buttplugging medal count, innit guv?

[maraboutslim]

My daughter got me hooked on the fashion design reality show Project Runway and who should I see as a contestant this season but our favorite former Miss Universe Trinidad and Tobago, Anya Ayoung-Chee. She looks great of course and is clearly incredibly smart and talented. There's not a straight male in sight however, so I doubt she's having the kind of fun on this show that she had in the 2008 sex tape...

(one fellow contestant said, "Anya is the woman i'd most like to dress," I wish I had been there to slap him upside the head and say, "You're doing it wrong!")