Japanese women for older gaijin?

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Postby IparryU » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:38 am

Coligny wrote:Let start with a club...

All the gold diggin' toyboyz in ze house say heyyyyyyy...

Who'z gunna be th3 leet master pimp to rule them all...

(/need sleep...)

you pass out at the keyboard a few times a day dont you?

too much solar watch for you...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:21 am

Coligny wrote:Let start with a club...

All the gold diggin' toyboyz in ze house say heyyyyyyy...

Who'z gunna be th3 leet master pimp to rule them all...

(/need sleep...)


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Postby IparryU » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:22 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:You're living my dream (except for the cats).

exactly why i asked if his wife had any colleagues that were up for grabs... if you like (know about) cars... tag it and bag it!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:28 am

IparryU wrote:exactly why i asked if his wife had any colleagues that were up for grabs... if you like (know about) cars... tag it and bag it!


I was once offered the chance to be a kept man by a Chinese Thai girl from an extremely wealthy family in Bangkok. She was psycho though so I didn't trust her to actually keep her promise and declined. There are times I wonder whether I made the right choice though.
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Postby matsuki » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:19 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I was once offered the chance to be a kept man by a Chinese Thai girl from an extremely wealthy family in Bangkok. She was psycho though so I didn't trust her to actually keep her promise and declined. There are times I wonder whether I made the right choice though.


On a somewhat serious note, I'm being pursued by a wealthy MILF at the moment with which I've had plenty of fun with BUT can't sign my life over to because she has a set of artificial floatation devices installed by her ex husband. (they don't age well :confused: )
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Postby Iraira » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:25 am

chokonen888 wrote:On a somewhat serious note, I'm being pursued by a wealthy MILF at the moment with which I've had plenty of fun with BUT can't sign my life over to because she has a set of artificial floatation devices installed by her ex husband. (they don't age well :confused: )


Are we talking a cougar or a dragon?
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Postby matsuki » Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:03 pm

Iraira wrote:Are we talking a cougar or a dragon?


Cougar, I'll post a pic in another thread ;)
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Postby Greji » Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:26 pm

[quote="chokonen888"]Cougar, I'll post a pic in another thread ]

Dear Abby,

I, ahh, seem to have problems finding older women to do. I wonder if it's the way I comb my hair?

/signed/

Lonely

Dear Lonely,

I think it is because you're two days older than fucking dirt. Try buying young whores.

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Postby matsuki » Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:32 pm

Greji FTW

You don't find older women, they find you!
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Postby Coligny » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:32 pm

chokonen888 wrote:On a somewhat serious note, I'm being pursued by a wealthy MILF at the moment with which I've had plenty of fun with BUT can't sign my life over to because she has a set of artificial floatation devices installed by her ex husband. (they don't age well :confused: )


Who gives a fook, it's like tires... get a new set on you'ze back on th3 road...
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Postby matsuki » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:37 pm

Coligny wrote:Who gives a fook, it's like tires... get a new set on you'ze back on th3 road...


hahaha, if she was a bit younger, I'd probably agree but that puts her over me three big "if" limit.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:13 am

Coligny wrote:Who gives a fook, it's like tires... get a new set on you'ze back on th3 road...


Don't forget what the M in MILF stands for. Definitely not worth it.
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Postby Bucky » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:52 am

[quote="chokonen888"]Cougar, I'll post a pic in another thread ]
Waiting on that link.:zzz:

Never mind, found it.
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Postby IparryU » Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:59 am

Bucky wrote:Waiting on that link.:zzz:

Never mind, found it.

Fuckin lost... I can't find it...
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