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[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Once you get home and get set up, please hire me as your butler.

I'd be delighted to...you do realize you'd have to be surrounded by Aussies 24/7? Still sure you want to come back?

I don't know whether you'd be too keen on the part of Oz I'm headed for either...

But, you're always welcome!

[Samurai_Jerk]

you do realize you'd have to be surrounded by Aussies 24/7?

At this point even that would be better than this place.

[Thug4Life]

wrong thread post is here

[GomiGirl]

I'd be delighted to...you do realize you'd have to be surrounded by Aussies 24/7? Still sure you want to come back?

I don't know whether you'd be too keen on the part of Oz I'm headed for either...

But, you're always welcome!

You're leaving?

[Yokohammer]

You're leaving?

Same question, and which part of Oz?

[Samurai_Jerk]

Hey SDH,

Does Oz allow gay marriage yet? That could solve my visa issues and you might as well try a guy this time arround since marriage to women hasn't really worked out so well for you.

[GomiGirl]

Hey SDH,

Does Oz allow gay marriage yet? That could solve my visa issues and you might as well try a guy this time arround since marriage to women hasn't really worked out so well for you.

ROFL

Spat coffee outa my nose with that one.

If you do get married, can I be a guest please? I will even lend out my baby to carry the ring pillow... on second thoughts my son will be going nowhere near your rings.

[fred]

I'm waiting for the Three Mile Island people to leave first, but of course you wouldn't know anything about that because you were still shitting yellow then, if you were even around yet! Oh, I forgot, you do know all about it because you read all about it on Wikipedia.

Still here

[Greji]

Hey SDH,

Does Oz allow gay marriage yet? That could solve my visa issues and you might as well try a guy this time arround since marriage to women hasn't really worked out so well for you.

They also have rather liberal Animal Health Requirements if you'd like to take a goat with you.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Hey SDH,

Does Oz allow gay marriage yet? That could solve my visa issues and you might as well try a guy this time arround since marriage to women hasn't really worked out so well for you.

I thought you had to be gay to get married in Oz these days.

If that's a proposal, I'm up for it (as long as you're rich. I've learned all the tricks of squeezing an estranged partner absolutely dry. Actually, allow me to re-phrase that: I've been taught all the tricks of squeezing an estranged partner absolutely dry...So, actually, you don't even need to be rich, I'll squeeze you dry anyway, and all your money can promptly go to paying off my ex-wives...)

Edit: Just remembered...aren't you already married to Cyka? If so, that'd be bigamy if we got married...actually, it'd be big of you if you are indeed still married to her and slipped her into our nuptial bed so i could slip her one, too...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

You're leaving?

It's gonna take a long time...third strike keeps ending up with foul balls, so to speak. Once it's all finished up, I will be off. Could take a year or even years, though. Other party knows I desperately need her out of my life and is in no hurry to comply with my wishes...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Same question, and which part of Oz?

See above, and I guess the closest place is Alice. I'm hoping to work with indigenous communities, one in particular that nobody wants to go near...Again, don't know when it'll be, though.